when youre speedrunning

occasionally steals from NoContextSpeedrunnr on twitter but definitely not run by the mod of that twitter | all clips are captioned!! | all things will be organized by streamer name + game

[evilthotiana]

[oocspeedrunning]

Crow: "I'll give you 200 more bits if you OwO for me" Or... Or! You could give 200 more bits just because! 

Crow: What even is OwO. I actually don't know

[oocspeedrunning]

Crow: "Just now realized why you call them point points" I'm not gonna call you an idiot... but I will call you smooth brained! ... Sorry, that's so mean.

[oocspeedrunning]

Ant: like do something ridiculous? Ah-

[A thunk and smack is heard as Runk is flung offscreen]

Ant: I’m sorry. You said do something ridiculous! What was I supposed to do?

[oocspeedrunning]

[various yelling]

[mixed yelling as the goose, sans one leg, is brought on screen, and then taken offscreen]

[raucous cheering as the whole goose is placed on the table]

[oocspeedrunning]

Oats: … I ‘unno the fuck you’re talking about corn boy.

[oocspeedrunning]

Ant: You've contracted Bubonic Plague? rip. There's nothing we can do to save you. Although is it- is it with modern medicine is the Bubonic Plague that bad? Or is that just like a really ignorant question. Might be a really ignorant question, but is it really that bad?

[oocspeedrunning]

Ludwig: Die! 

[music plays in the background of his stunned silence]

Ludwig: Ah fuck! Fuck!

[oocspeedrunning]

Jawsh: Wow you're taking a shower? Wow. You're taking a shower. Wow! Wow, you're taking a shower?

[oocspeedrunning]

Trey: "any suggestions to get a youtube channel out there, i have 5th place on a level in DKC... the fuck" [begins laughing] what?

???(idk who this is sorry): Tropical freeze!

Trey: Oh!

???: Why'd you say it like the fuck man

[oocspeedrunning]

Ant: Could you show that- Yeah you guys are so freakin weird, when we raided Linus’s stream yesterday, you ended up asking to see a microwave? Like you were just harassing over and over and over and ended up- saw a microwave on stream. Disappointed! I’m disappointed in you. I mean you needed to let it out sometime cuz... SMH... SMH! “What’s the goal beat the game?” Yes (??) just beat the game. It’s easier said than done.