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Why hello

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It’s ten aclock at night

And I want me

Some

Eggs

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Funny story

So yesterday in my first period class

Quick note:

My first period isn’t exactly normal I guess?? I basically go to the special help teacher and trace cursive, get help in reading/spelling and read

((This is also called Study Skills))

So, during my first period, I was getting ready for the bell to ring.

When it did, I got up from my seat

And tripped on SOMETHING

And I entirely twisted my foot

Now my mom thinks I cracked something Sense this happened yesterday, extremely early in the morning, but it hasn’t gotten any better what so ever.

So yeah

I think my foots Dead

And Imma need an X-Ray or something

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I lied

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Am I a gOd?

So I just remembered

When I was like

5-7 maybe

I and my sister were outside

And

I got angry at

something

and blew air at her

Like you’d do with a flute.

AND THAT’S WHEN

the wind picked up

I thought I was a god or something

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I went to far

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Announcement for anything

Oi you all

So

I have decided

that I am going to be more

Active

Speard the plague I mean/

Stop being unactive like heck

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Heck

My cat what's to go out,

So I checked to see if any Possums or Racoons are out there

Nothing so far.

Open the fucking door to look down and see my cat staring at something

Oh it might my other cat

BIG FUCKING NOPE

it's a raccoon,

I starred into its eyes for a few seconds before closing the door.

Fucking hate raccoons

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Heck

Fucking Texas

Why do you gotta be so hot all the time?

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Oh god damit

I had a dream about the new Steven Universe episode that isn't even fucking reaL

So basically

The building was crumbling (kinda looked like PD's room)

There was a piNk peARl, saluting to something screech

YD was like ' Don't you know it's dangerous get outta here '

I want this to be real now because it sounds so fucking cool

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' Screech Magee

Fucking Drake why would you do that

For gods sake I almost had a heart attack you cold stoned bitch ass Dragon '

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Oh

Cracking a cold one with

Nobody,

I'm alone and it's sad

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I am fully aware that the muzzle on this looks like a dick

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Screech Magee Here's the genderbent version of Mischief!

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I've realized now that the new blog I'm working on looks like a recolor of Steven Universe

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I can tell

My dogs are gay for each other

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UwU

And this is the part where I spam this post with pictures of my cat

who also is a big asshole but never in front of us