Nightmare Realms, Guude’s POV, ep 10 9:54
Bdubs: laughing What are you all—
Guude: WOW! There’s dirt out here, dude!
Guude: wistful We need that for trees someday.
Bdubs: Alright. mines and replaces the dirt Dirt been placed.
Guude: giggles Ohhh god. So can I have some more drink?
Bdubs: starts punching Guude
Guude: NOOO—just screaming while they’re beating each other up
Bdubs: I can’t stop moving! Critical hits, critical hits! I can’t stop it!
Guude: giggling I can’t either!
Bdubs and Guude: in unison I can’t stop!
Guude: We can’t stop! dying screaming We must win!
Guude: kills Bdubs YES! I WON! clapping, then laughing
Bdubs: How did you kill me?! I hit you first!
Guude: laughing delightedly
Bdubs: laughing in despair, then trying to go hit Guude, but the game won’t let him
Guude: We must drink! NO, don’t! Don’t!
Bdubs: My guy is just moving!
Guude: laughing You can’t even hit me! in a deep voice I AM IMMORTAL, motherfucker. I have killed you and I am the Highlander.
Guude: giggling What are you doing?
Bdubs: I can’t hit you!!
Guude: Nope! I am-I am God!
Guude: You’re just lying, you’re rapping to me—
Guude: laughs while taking a drink
Bdubs: It is official, I shall just bow to you. I-I surrender.
Bdubs: I’m sorry. I bow my head.
Guude: losing it Ohhh, man.
Bdubs: My allegiance is yours.
Guude: laughing Go get me the wool.
Bdubs: I will get the wool. Okay. I surrender. I’ll go get the wool.
Bdubs: We must drink. Okay.
Guude: We’ll be back, bitches!!