OOG(E) Clips

Posting my favorite clips from my favorite 2011/2012 Minecraft series

[oog-clips]

uploading clips from OOG/OOGE in no particular order

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OOG ->

💥 Legendary

💥 Nightmare Realms

💥 Sea of Flame II

OOGE ->

💥 Spellbound Caves

💥 Kaizo Caverns

💥 Vinyl Fantasy II

[oog-clips]

Nightmare Realms, Guude’s POV, ep 10 9:34

Bdubs: Alright. Yep. You got your drink down?

Guude: I need more drink. Do we have time?

Bdubs: clears his throat What time is it, 12:21? Drink!

Guude: quietly Are you gonna leave soon? Please don’t leave soon.

Bdubs: Drink on!

Guude: Can we have more drink?

Bdubs: Yeah!!

Guude: When are you leaving?

Bdubs: laughs What are you all—

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Nightmare Realms, Guude’s POV, ep 10 9:54

[VOLUME WARNING!!!!!!]

Bdubs: laughing What are you all—

Guude: WOW! There’s dirt out here, dude!

Bdubs: Yeah! I put that.

Guude: wistful We need that for trees someday.

Bdubs: Alright. mines and replaces the dirt Dirt been placed.

Guude: punches Bdubs

Bdubs: HEYYYY!!!

Guude: giggles Ohhh god. So can I have some more drink?

Bdubs: starts punching Guude

Guude: NOOO—just screaming while they’re beating each other up

Bdubs: I can’t stop moving! Critical hits, critical hits! I can’t stop it!

Guude: giggling I can’t either!

Bdubs and Guude: in unison I can’t stop!

Guude: We can’t stop! dying screaming We must win!

Bdubs: Oh, you—!

Guude: kills Bdubs YES! I WON! clapping, then laughing

Bdubs: How did you kill me?! I hit you first!

Guude: laughing delightedly

Bdubs: laughing in despair, then trying to go hit Guude, but the game won’t let him

Guude: We must drink! NO, don’t! Don’t!

Bdubs: My guy is just moving!

Guude: laughing You can’t even hit me! in a deep voice I AM IMMORTAL, motherfucker. I have killed you and I am the Highlander.

Bdubs: dying laughing

Guude: giggling What are you doing?

Bdubs: I can’t hit you!!

Guude: Nope! I am-I am God!

Bdubs: gasps

Guude: You’re just lying, you’re rapping to me—

Bdubs: I bow to you.

Guude: laughs while taking a drink

Bdubs: It is official, I shall just bow to you. I-I surrender.

Guude: laughing

Bdubs: I’m sorry. I bow my head.

Guude: losing it Ohhh, man.

Bdubs: My allegiance is yours.

Guude: laughing Go get me the wool.

Bdubs: I will get the wool. Okay. I surrender. I’ll go get the wool.

Guude: laughing

Bdubs: Wait, first!

Guude: We must drink.

Bdubs: We must drink. Okay.

Guude: We’ll be back, bitches!!

Bdubs: SHIRTS!

Guude: SHIRTS!

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Nightmare Realms, Guude’s POV, ep 10 8:24

[volume warning!]

Guude: We have the same eyes.

Bdubs and Guude: losing it

Bdubs: We do!

Guude: Oh there’s lots of sc-spiders—uh skeletons!

Bdubs: frantic, loudly You gotta see-you got an arrow in your back!

Guude: explodes, dying, and then screaming AAAAA, what the fuck just happened?!

Bdubs: Just slay me. Slay me, skeletons! I wanna be with my friend!

Guude: giggling Dude, I just—THERE’S RAIN IN OUR HOUSE.

Bdubs: Huh?

Guude: THERE’S RAIN IN OUR HOUSE. smacks Bdubs for emphasis, then giggles

Bdubs: dying irl and laughing while taking a drink?? I just took health damage.

Guude: loses it No, I hit you when you didn’t say-you said what?! when I said there’s rain in our house!

Bdubs: It’s raining no- laughing What! What kind of sappy house is this if there’s rain in it?

Guude: I don’t know. Do you see the rain? It’s like we’re in Britain.

Bdubs: laughs Oh, sad rain all the time!

Guude: Yep! No wonder Harry Potter was made here. Of course Dumbledore died to Snape!

Bdubs: laughing Why wouldn’t he?!

Guude: Yep! It’s raining all the time!!

Bdubs: unintelligible—I died of anybody!

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Vinyl Fantasy II, Etho’s POV, ep 29 22:51

Guude: Oh, I’m dead-I’m dead, BOOM!

Bdubs: laughing Boom.

Guude: joining in

Etho: I’m dead, I’m dead, I’m dead, I’m dead! strained Stinking—

Bdubs: Oh, you guys. Now I’m out here.

Guude and Etho: snickering

Bdubs: sounding increasingly distraught With no stuff!

Guude: giggling

Bdubs: distraught I was coming back to get my stuff!

Guude: Well I know how to get to your stuff.

Bdubs: Ugh—

Guude: It’s with my stuff. They’re together.

Bdubs: Do you-they’re near.

Guude: sighs

Bdubs: This—

Etho: This place, man.

Guude: I’m gonna put armor on again. I think we have to.

Etho: I put armor on again.

Bdubs: I wanna-I wanna talk to this guy. I wanna talk to this guy. I wanna hear him lie right to my face.

Guude: laughing

Bdubs: Go to Minecon 3-2 [name of this mapmaker]! Go to Minecon and then tell me stone!

Guude: giggling And then tell me stone.

Bdubs: Yep.

Etho: laughing

Bdubs: Oh man, and there ain’t no way to get down here!! Bring ladders!

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Legendary (OOG playthrough), ep 23 9:08

Bdubs: frustratedly, sounding hilarious by the end I keep dipping my toes in that shit!

Guude: giggles

Bdubs: I keep dipping my toes in the lava.

Guude: Yep, I do too.

Bdubs: sighs Kay, I'm going back down to that one spot. I guess that might not be a good idea, but.

Guude: sighs I don't know man, I don't know.

Bdubs: Just not having to use bread that we made is kinda nice.

Guude: We don't have any bread to make.

Bdubs: No.

Guude: We're outta wheat.

Bdubs: No. No, we're just out.

Guude: Yep.

Bdubs: mutters Goddamnit.

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Kaizo Caverns, Etho’s POV ep 10 11:40

Etho: yawning Oh man, reequipping takes a while.

Bdubs: sounding equally tired You aren’t kidding, sweetheart.

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Vinyl Fantasy II, Etho’s POV, ep 29 23:20

[context: last session they ragequit this part of the map, and now they’ve come into it with 3 hours of prep time, but even still, only Etho is barely barely making progress with that instead of dying every five seconds. Etho just died after the other two did and this is where this clip starts]

Etho: laughs So…

Guude: I tell you what, I’ve said some bad things about that guy that made that other map me and BDoubleO are playing?

Bdubs: It’s-it’s coming buddy. Watch out 3-2 [the name of this mapmaker].

Guude: Yeah. But if I could get this guy alone, in the dark? I’d-I’d shank him.

Bdubs: Mm-hmm.

Etho: Woah.

Guude: laughing

Bdubs: [part of a running bit] Oh no you did-n’t!

Etho: Oh no you did-n’t!

Bdubs: He did.

Guude: I really would. I’d kill him.

Bdubs: Mmm.

Guude: If this guy turns up dead, you might wanna send the police my direction.

Bdubs: Mm-hmm.

Guude: I may have done it.

Bdubs: Mm-hmm.

Guude: I’ll even ad—You know what, even if I didn’t do it, I think I’ll admit to it. Yeah, I killed him. Put-put it down, it’s record.

Etho: audible lip smack, quiet Guude, you’re giving me chills. Stop. Stop right now.

Bdubs: breathy It’s so sexy, yeah Guude, please stop.

Guude: giggles

Bdubs: sighs

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Legendary (OOG playthrough), ep 64 27:53

Bdubs: Alright. Go there. Don’t go to mine, don’t go to Guude’s—or yes, go to Guude’s-

Guude: No, no, no don’t go to either of ours, because if you want double O G shirts, you must go to—I’m getting fired upon by the nazis distant explosions-um, if you want a double O G shirt, you have to go to the double O G store, I mean-

Bdubs: What do you expect?!

Guude: It’s not about Guude, it’s not about double O G, we’re about each other, and we’re gay.

Bdubs and Guude: start laughing

Bdubs: Guude, you can’t be doing no more commercials!

Guude: laughing I’m fired!

Bdubs: laughing It’s not about Guude, it’s not about double O G! We’re gay. Have a nice day, eat breakfast, have two eggs and three biscuits.

Guude: Buy a shirt—buy a shirt and we’ll beat—and we’ll suck your dick!

Bdubs and Guude: immediately break into laughter

Bdubs: Dude, I would do that if someone bought a shirt!

Guude: laughing, then through laughter Who wouldn’t?

Bdubs: Not me!

Guude: still through laughter Exactly!

Bdubs: Mm-hmm!

Guude: Come to Minecon, we’ll give you a blowjob!

Bdubs and Guude: laughing

Bdubs: We just got a booth—we just got a booth with our minecore-craft faces in cardboard with our lips sticking out-

Guude: dying from laughter And it’s got a hole that you stick your dick in and then—things happen!

Bdubs and Guude: losing it

Bdubs: It’s a happy place!

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Legendary, OOG playthrough, ep 3 5:30

Guude: I think if nothing else if I can just build stairs over like six deaths or something, I think I can jump up there and plug those holes.

Bdubs: Yes.

Guude: And once we stop those zombies from pouring out on us, um, then we’ll just have to die to other things.

Bdubs: Yes!

Guude: laughs

Bdubs: That is a brilliant plan, see night time, this is a bad time—oh you just kicked that spider’s ass, holy cow—

Guude: laughs

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Spellbound Caves, Etho’s POV, ep 13 13:22

Etho: What are you up to Guude?

Guude: Oh I was just looking around. giggles

Etho: laughing too I know.

Guude: You’re always concerned I’m off getting the wool.

Etho: laughs

Bdubs: Getting the wool!

Guude: I haven’t got a single wool today! I’ve just been watching you guys get the wool.

Etho: You can get the next one, for sure.

Bdubs: We’re cute. We’re a cute couple.

Etho: laughs

Guude: giggles

Bdubs: confidently Triumverant, not— sounding like he’s shaking his head bc he was wrong couple.

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Nightmare Realms, Guude’s POV, ep 11 30:22

Bdubs: Alright. Everybody, this recording session is over. Guude and I are going to have one last drink, but we’re just gonna talk to each other in real life.

Guude: We are.

Bdubs: We’re gonna conversate about our future together.

Guude: soft We are. And we’re gonna conversate about what type of sex we prefer, for when we come to Vegas.

Bdubs: Mm-hmm.

Guude: soft So we can be prepared.

Bdubs: As long as I receive, I am a happy man.

Guude: in a completely normal tone Oh, you’re a bottom.

Bdubs: Um. Mm……

Guude: giggles

Bdubs: Hmm. laughs

Guude: Well, you already said it, so it’s official.

Bdubs: I’ll take it.

Guude: You will-you will in fact take it.

Bdubs: Yeah, yeah—

Guude: giggles

Bdubs: Yeahh.

Guude: We’ll see you in Vegas, bitches. Goodbye!

end of episode

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Legendary, OOG playthrough, ep 23 49:47

Guude: I’m serious about this shit now.

Bdubs: Oh you’re not messing around. You want the wool, and you want out.

Guude: Yep, that’s-that’s-that’s the scenario we were in.

Bdubs: Oh, let’s see if you can find the line. Nope!

Guude: Well I can’t go straight up bc there’s a sounds like he’s talking through gritted teeth fckin’ chest there!

Bdubs: Ohhhhh.

Guude: sounding increasingly southern You can’t right click and drop shit on a chest. You played this game before?

Bdubs: Okay, okay, okay, okay!

Guude: laughing

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Nightmare Realms, Guude’s POV, ep 28, 18:10

context: Guude’s currently trapped in a bedrock prison where the only way to get in was by boat or minecart, and he’s now trying and failing to get back out (Bdubs is on his way back to help him but he died and it’s a very long trip)

silence

Guude: inhale and exhale through his nose of rage Why can you place boats in the wall?! Who made this fucking game? Goddamn idiot, that’s who.

Bdubs: Mm.

Guude: unintelligible angry whispering

Bdubs: Some would call him God.

Guude: Yeah, I can’t—laughing in despair I can’t leave this room. voice breaks I really can’t. It’s not possible for me to leave this room.

Bdubs: Wow. Whole hell of a lot of mobs I gotta kill real quick.

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Nightmare Realms, Guude’s POV, ep 11 26:00

Bdubs: confidently Do you trust me?

Guude: I do.

Bdubs: Okay.

Guude: Are we going somewhere?

Bdubs: Yep. We’re going to get the wool.

Guude: I’ll go with you.

Bdubs: Come with me.

Guude: Comin.

Bdubs: Come at the same time.

Guude: soft We’re gonna come at the same time.

Bdubs: Mm-hm.

Guude: We’re like a married couple.

Bdubs: Mm-hmm! laughs That’s-that’s a myth.

Guude: more coherent, almost offended No, me and my wife do that! We have for like twelve years.

Bdubs: Wife do that?

Guude: Yeah, me and my wife. We both do that.

Bdubs: That is outstanding of you!

Guude: like it’s obvious Well, yeah!

Bdubs: laughs

Guude: laughs

Guude: We’ve already come this way. :((((

Bdubs: leading You remember this way?

Guude: confused I do.

Bdubs: Okay, well [???] could happen. Okay.

Guude: voice of the saddest, wettest kitten Well, I don’t wanna upset the Internet because people will—

Bdubs: No, no! Look down! Look down into the side of the mountain!

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Legendary (OOG playthrough) ep 23 2:40

[for context: they’re currently going through a section of the map called Pain Water, and it’s this underwater maze surrounded on all sides by lava that you have to swim through, being ultra careful with the way you swim or you’re going to take damage from the lava and die while working on not dying from suffocation, too]

Guude: It’s a dead end if you go straight too. I’m dead again.

Bdubs: Is it really?

cut

Bdubs: sounding strained, desperate Just go, go, go! Don’t die from frustrated breathing damage!!

Guude: Did you die?

Bdubs: in a quiet huff of air Yeah. louder, normal voice now So, okay, so you go down.

Guude: giggles Are you calling me a fag?

immediate cut after

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Legendary (OOG playthrough) ep 9 2:40

Bdubs: voice strained with laughter Sorry everybody, we’re—we’ve lost it!

Guude: laughing

Bdubs: Uhh, I love cause after we get through this point we’re just gonna go-we’re gonna go watch Jsano’s video.

Guude: laughs harder

Bdubs: We’re gonna go watch him mine up a whole—

Guude: Are you plugging Jsano right now?

Bdubs: Yep. Yep I’m plugging.

Guude: That’s not homoerotic at all.

Bdubs: giggles

Guude: laughs

Bdubs: Jsano, here I go plugging ya.

Guude: laughing

Bdubs: sighs

Guude: Oh man.

they collectively cool off for half a millisecond, and are nice, calm, and collected

Bdubs: Alright, so what would you like?

Guude: loses it again laughing immediately

Bdubs: I got- laughs we just walkin—you just—you’re on a mission! You don’t even care, just go!

Guude: laughing so hard he’s snorting and coughing now

Bdubs: Here’s a torch.

Guude: strained Thank you for the one torch.