jayden

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[midi-wizard]

[jpegm4fia]

five nights at boobies

[charlottan]

Come on man

[jpegm4fia]

five boobs at breasties

[real-horse-facts]

they call it a horse because thats what animal it is

[southpauz]

They’re dating, your honor

[guooey]

went to the aquarium this summer and stood in front of a 335,000 gallon kelp forest and got so pissed off about not being one of those fish that my throat tightened and my fists clenched. it lasted like 10 seconds until I noticed I was being a weirdo in public but I understand everythng about this world now…………..

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

new announcement from President Joe Biden:

[ooga]

[elliottspencer]

[ooga]

due to my disease (being ugly) i have decided to stop buying clothes forever

[nflstreet]

Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’

My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid

Me: yessirrrr

[mrpints]

he fucking killed the other guy

[ambergrief]

it straight up smells like spiders in here

[foulserpent]

[straycatj]

Mr. J, what is your super secret talent that you haven't show to anyone yet?

I can let my landlady wake up whenever I want because I can throw away her cosmetics from the most expensive one exactly

[maliketh]

[edwad]

If you were a baby bird I would feed you cigarette butts and pieces of plastic

i understand

[deedis]

who care

[skatalite]

i would be such a shit dj I just know i’d keep throwing the tom and jerry scream in my mixes