Herro ;)

Call me Bells.

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

[littleturtleduck]

me: i hate country music

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

[abercrombee]

me: i hate country music

josh turner: baby lock them doors and turn them lights-

me:

[princessesfanarts]

By FDASuarez

[farmfreshmemes]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When I drive in the rain I always look at other people’s windshield wipers to see if I’m over reacting.

[pervocracy]

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

[amy-ackers-nose-deactivated2017]

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: 🎃👦BOYS AND GIRLS👧🎃OF EVERY AGE🎃🕸WOULDN’T YOU LIKE🎃⚰TO SEE 👀🎃SOMETHING STRANGE🎃🎱COME WITH US🎃🔫AND YOU WILL SEE🎃🔪THIS OUR TOWN OF🎃🔮HALLOWEEN🎃☠

psychic: what the fuck it’s august

[imawitchywitch]

Me

[radikels]

if you can make me physically smile when talking to me online then you are fantastic

[onceuponatown]

Vintage dissections: Corpses and medical students.

[psychodaddyy]

triple text me when i’m not replying so i know ur feelin’ me

[garyandlinda-blog]

[northgang]

WA state AG responds to Donald Trump [x]

[wingkink]

@ everyone saying it wasn’t a UFO

1) it’s unsure what it was 2) it flew 3) what the fuck do you think UFO stands for

[princesschumbucket]

NEW FAVORITE POST

[fujiwaranomokou]

#anything can be a ufo if youre bad enough at identifying things

[racksley]

I want my hands on you in the softest way

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :) 

[einhoeflichesfickdich]

I need money and orgasms

[inyouendohs-deactivated20181217]

My goal is to have a “controversy” section on my future wikipedia page

[sonority-one]

send me an anon describing my (future) controversy section

[just-shower-thoughts]

Autocorrect is simultaneously my best friend and my worst enema.