It's Welsh.

("It's NOT Welsh!")

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Move to Philadelphia, organized by Janelle Gillispie

Hi, my name is Janelle and I am fundraising for me and my wife to move to Philadelphia. Our ti… Janelle Gillispie needs your support for Move to Philadelphia

Apologies for the unrelated content, but a good friend of this blog’s owner is being forced to flee Oklahoma due to recent law changes, if anybody could contribute or even just signal boost it would be much appreciated!

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Akarsha: Baseball?

Akarsha: More like based ball. *Finger guns*

Diya: Based on what?

Akarsha: Peer review.

Akarsha: Hey Frenchman!

Noelle: What?

Akarsha: 'More like based ball'

Akarsha: Any thoughts?

Noelle: I hate that I know what that means.

Noelle: I get the joke *against my will*!

Akarsha: *Turns back to Diya* Reviews are in.

Akarsha: Audiences are loving it!

Noelle: Just because I get it doesn't mean it's funny.

Noelle: Don't skew the results.

Akarsha: That's what peer review is all about!

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Akarsha: *Shuffling a deck, holds up one card* Pick a card, any card!

Min: Three of clubs.

Akarsha: You're thinking too small.

Akarsha: I said ANY card.

Min: Pikachu?

Akarsha: Good, good.

Akarsha: We're not going with that one, but good.

Min: Hey-

Akarsha: How about you?

Noelle: The Tower.

Akarsha: Tarot cards are for emos.

Akarsha: Next.

Noelle: But you said-

Akarsha: Any other takers?

Diya: You didn't say Uno.

Min: Ooh, she's got you there!

Akarsha: *Looks at the single card she's holding*

Akarsha: ... *Draws two more cards*

Noelle: These tricks don't work anyway.

Akarsha: Yeah, I guess you're right...

Akarsha: *Suddenly turns the three cards around to reveal the Three of Clubs, a Pikachu Pokemon card, and The Tower tarot card with dramatic flourish.*

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Intrusive Thought: Nobody actually likes you.

Akarsha: *Shrug* Is this the only song you have?

Akarsha: You play it a lot.

Intrusive Thought: They just pretend to be your friend.

Akarsha: Have you tried being friends with me?

Akarhsa: Way too much effort to fake.

Intrusive Thought: You used to unironically respond to people's posts with Harry Potter gifs.

Akarsha: WOW!

Akarsha: Okay, low blow.

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Min: Akarsha says she can read the future, like MLP.

Akarsha, Sweating: ESP!

Akarsha: I said like ESP.

Noelle: Oh please.

Noelle: Even if you could read the future

Noelle: (Which you can't)

Noelle: The future wouldn't account for the fact that you saw it ahead of time

Noelle: So it wouldn't be the future of the timeline you're on.

Akarsha: Your future can involve kissing *and* the McDonald's dollar menu, if you shut up please.

Noelle: ...

Noelle: Fine.

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Noelle: I don't get her!

Diya: What happened this time?

Noelle: I told Akarsha I got extra credit for a test

Noelle: And *this* was her response!

Noelle: *Shows the picture on her phone, which is a blurry phone camera picture she took of "U Rappin' COOL!" from PaRappa the Rapper.*

Noelle: I don't even like rap! *Shrugging*

Diya: I think it's a compliment?

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Min: I didn't think they actually had powers.

Akarsha: But it's in the name.

Akarsha: They're *Power* Rangers.

Min: Right but they're always using weapons or punching.

Min: I thought the suits were just to look cool.

Akarsha: The suits are why the attacks work on monsters.

Min: Ohhhhh.

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Noelle: When your character is using moves with magic words, you can add flavor by actually adding in what they say.

Noelle: What would you say for Viscous Mockery?

Akarsha: Disney's Home on the Range wasn't that bad of a movie!

Noelle: ...Okayyyy. And what would you say for Charm Person?

Akarsha: *Raises eyebrow* Disney's Home on the Range wasn't-

Noelle: The librarian accompanying you casts a spell of Silence.

Noelle: I'm not going to roll for it either, it just worked.

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(Diya is surfing the internet several years ago.)

Chat Rules: No yaoi or yuri.

Diya: That one cartoon?

Diya: With the rock star girls?

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Akarsha: Dude, that's *so* cute.

Diya: *Blushing* I was too shy to actually ask anyone!

Akarsha: *Shrugging* You just didn't go to the right parts of DeviantArt.

Akarsha: Or you'd know *exactly* what yaoi is.

Diya: Huh?

Akarsha: One word:

Akarsha: NaruSasu

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Noelle: Since you're up anyway, can you get me some tea from the fridge?

Akarsha: Sure.

Noelle: *Do not* just bring me the entire pitcher.

Noelle: *Do not* Put a tiny amount in the bottom of a cup.

Noelle: *Do not* bring up the letter T on your phone and show it to me.

Akarsha: The time you're spending explaining this you could just be getting it.

Noelle: But you're already up.

Akarsha: ...

Akarsha: You're getting what you get. *Walks into the kitchen*

Noelle: (Shouting after her) Light ice please!

Akarsha: (Shouting back) The ice is made of water here Frenchman, sorry!

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Akarsha: ATM Machine

Noelle: But the M already...

Akarsha: PIN Number

Noelle: The N also already has-

Akarsha: Soup De Jour of The Day

Noelle: *Eye twitch*

Akarsha: Milf I'd Like to-

Noelle: Enough!

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Akarsha: I don't think I've seen that jacket before.

Diya: It's new, wanted to dress up.

Akarsha: (Gasps) Alt costume, snazzy!

Diya: ...I guess?

Akarhsa: Perfect for our Valentine's date!

Diya: Valentine's Day was yesterday.

Akarsha: ...

Akarsha: *Checks her phone, takes a deep breath.*

Akarsha: Perfect for our "Candy On Sale" date, which was always the plan.

Diya: (Trying hard not to giggle) Of course.

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Sorry for posting that last one without an answer, mobile is a pain! ^^;

I’d say for an OTP I really enjoy DiyAkarsha, doesn’t see a lot of love but I think it’d work really well. They have the comedian/”straight man” dynamic I enjoy but in a different way than AkarNoelle.

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Hello! Your little writings are awesome! Can I ask who are your actual OTPs in Butterfly Soup?

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Min: Wait, wait.

Min: *That's* how you spell it?

*Noelle is showing Min how "Hors d'oeuvre" is spelled.*

Akarsha: How did she think it was spelled?

Noelle: *Pinching the bridge of her nose* Like 'universe' but with orders.

Akarsha: I mean-

Akarsha: That'd be a lot easier.

Noelle: Well if we're just going to take the *easy* way out, why not just call them appetizers?

Akarsha: I mean that *is* what the menu calls them.

Akarsha: You just wanted to be a show-off.

Akarsha: Trying to get Foie Gras at Applebees.

Akarsha: ...

Akarsha: (Grins) Hey Diya, how do you spell Foie Gras?

Diya: (Sweating, glancing around.)

Diya: Uhm...

Diya: With letters?

Akarsha: *Nods* Well played...

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Akarsha was unusually open about how nervous she was right now, sitting on the couch at Diya and Min’s apartment. They’d called her over and made a big deal about the whole thing, but still wouldn’t tell her what this was actually about. The three of them had been hanging out a lot together lately, and she really hoped she hadn’t done something wrong.

Eventually Min walked into the room, with Diya following not long after but staying in the hallway. Min looked rather serious and stern, leaning in close once she was in front of Akarsha to keep her at eye level. “You’ve been flirting with me and my girl here a lot lately.”

This wasn’t what Akarsha was expecting at all, and instantly she was twice as nervous as before. “I do that to everyone!” She insisted, but quickly followed up with “But I can totally stop if it’s making her uncomfortable or you uncomfortable or...” For the longest time Min simply watched with that same stern expression... but couldn’t keep it for long and cracked into laughter.

Completely confused, Akarsha let out nervous laughter of her own as she waited to see what was going on. “Sorry, watching you squirm was just really fun.” Min said, not even attempting to dodge the well-deserved punch to the shoulder Akarsha gave her a moment later.

“So do you want me to stop the flirting, or what?” Akarsha asked once Min was finally able to pull herself together. Looking over her shoulder, Min nodded at Diya who quickly joined at her at her side. “Actually, that’s why we called you over here, we have a proposal.” Min said, “How many girlfriends do you have right now?”

Akarsha hadn’t quite caught on just yet, and tilted her head slightly. “None. You didn’t call me over here just to brag did you?” Min was about to explain herself, but Diya decided to speak up instead: “What if you had two?” You could practically see the gears turning in Akarsha’s head as she mulled this over and the look on her face when it finally processed was priceless.

“Wait... Wait, really?” She asked, and as if in reply they joined her on the couch. Akarsha still looked a little unsure, like this could turn out to be some kind of sick prank any second. Diya took one of her hands reassuringly, and Min followed suit by taking the other.

“It’s true, dude.” Min said with a laugh, looking over at Diya. “Tell her something sappy so she’ll get it.” After mulling it over in her head for a few seconds, Diya eventually had a reply that neatly summed up all the conversations she’d had with Min about this beforehand:

“It feels more like home when you’re here.”