bruh

abandoned account. Find me @absolute.tomfoolery on Instagram

[justintaco]

[lesbigender-deactivated20210201]

I fucking hate these ads and games but this is objectively SO funny

[yoyoman565]

Your bastard

[zillyart32]

My old OCS staring me in the face and trying to get me to continue their stories

[gmos]

being gay is a constant battle between “i wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds” and “hey let’s go throw rocks at fascists” and i think that’s very sexy of us

[writemeasandwich]

if the window’s open and you time it right you can do both

[pagesixlovers]

[oddpyromaniac]

The man is a legend agshjdjd

[mojav]

im sapiophobic. if youre intelligent i will beat you to death

[ksubiis-deactivated20190118]

You’re*

[mojav]

[blackgirlsreverything]

Goosebumps!

[ugliugli]

YOU BETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[newjaxxcity]

WHERE THE ALBUM?!

[sexrobotsrightsactivist]

@ MALE SINGERS TAKE FUCKING NOTES!

[juneeeb]

Wow this is so beautiful I️m crying

[mxmoonwitch]

One of my absolute favorite songs and this cover is beautiful! I need him to record this!

[neithernownoreverheythatsclever]

I’m glad Jack Links recognizes non-binary genders

[austinspower]

the signs arent even right

[neithernownoreverheythatsclever]

holy fuck

[rosswoodpark]

I can’t believe beef jerky single handedly destroyed gender

[ri-chietozier]

[leafcrunch]

kids today are too fucking powerful.,, we merely adopted the internet, they were born in it

[awkwordalex]

He just roasted every YouTuber in one take…

[ri-chietozier]

[leafcrunch]

kids today are too fucking powerful.,, we merely adopted the internet, they were born in it

[awkwordalex]

He just roasted every YouTuber in one take…

[deactivated-blog]

every time i see the word peonies without context

[spacemancharisma]

I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS

BUT I KNOW A

BITCH

WHEN I SEE ONE

[fleurison-deactivated20190824]

“Yes, I deserve a spring–I owe nobody nothing.”

[frognip]

Such slimey frog! Wow!

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

Date ideas

Make Minecraft skins for each other

Dip them in the River Styx, holding only their heel, so that they become near invincible

Snort hot cocoa powder behind a Barnes and Noble

Go to Trader Joe’s and steal organic juice

SCrEaM

Become werewolves/vampires together

Get matching Endermen tattoos

Buy an entire goldfish tank. Cry in it with them every day until it’s full. (Can be a double/group date to quicken the pace)

One Smooch and then go home.

Reenact Finding Nemo

[snailcrafting]

A DIP IN THE POOOL

[babyanimalgifs]

The only correct way to react to a snoot booping

[jhonenyo-deactivated20210208]

currently going stupid going crazy over this video

[dailybdg]

Me listening to music when I’m alone

[ginger-ale-official]

I am a simple man. I put shoelaces through the holes in my crocs one at a time just like everyone else :/

[laapis]