Kenny is in love with Butters. Butters is always friendly and affectionate with everyone, and Kenny doesn't know what to do because Butters' attention to Kenny might not mean as much as Kenny would like it to 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
episode one feeding me already multishippers stay winning let's gooo
Azune/Thjazi
standing at the gallows saying "not you...anyone but you"
charismatic commander x loyal soldier
traitor to the crown x the crown's marshal 👀 how did you end up on opposite sides 👀
cradling ur bro's dead body and remembering when he held you on the edge of death (but you came back and he didn't)
azune stroking the distress away from thjazi's face before his family has to see him
Hal/Thaisha
baby mama turned amicable coparent
hal letting himself shudder into the hug & thaisha refusing to let go
his art was so beautiful she fell in love with the world and became a druid about it!!
Occtis/Thjazi
in an unrequited crush on an older man sort of way
[necromancer voice] death looks good on you
"helped me when I was a child" oh so you imprinted on him 👀
Occtis/Teor
that immediate "oh!"
see above re occtis having crushes on charismatic soldiers a decade+ older than him
twink boutta pounce
lion daddy boutta pounce also
Teor/Azune
comrades in arms
azune being teor's only point of familiarity in a very changed world
"I was so young, and I've grown up" "we spent too many years together in the mud not to recognize each other instantly"
they did the beastmaster handshake need I say more
Wick/Tyranny
this is giving mlm/wlw disaster friendship tbqh but what if bi4bi
licking blood out of his hand 👀
"don't call me wicky" "okay your radiance"
I'm saving your soul x I would sell you to satan for one corn chip
when he has to break out The Voice
"I can be so good for you :3"
TYRANNY NO x TYRANNY YES
Occtis/Wick
two sheltered dweebs in over their heads
rival noble houses alike in dignity (none)
"I'm small (5'11)" x "I'm tall (5'11)"
Thaisha/Tyranny
I hate you—no, wait, you're the realest motherfucker at this funeral
prolonged ear stroking 👀
oh, you're new to the realm? let me teach you how to get shitfaced
comrades in defusing wick's obliviousness
Thimble/Thjazi
his partner in ALL things
micro x macro babyyyyyy
the way laura's voice breaks when she says "I never got to say goodbye" !
Kattigan/Occtis
listen. I just want occtis to have an age-inappropriate boyfriend
wolfboy x foxboy
the drunk ranger's familiar rolls over in submission to the weedy arcanist *chef's kiss*
voted most likely to turn mpreg somehow
Thaisha/Julien
aabria wants to kill one (1) man
he's teaching her son!!!!
rip you LIMB from fucking LIMB
the hatesex would be off the chain
Julien/Aranessa
a knight and his lady
definitely seems like a jesse's girl situation going on a little bit
also a sort of cathy x heathcliffe vibe if his family is disgraced
spitting on the corpse of your best friend's husband in a normal god-honoring way
Murray/Thaisha
"the lanterns are lit and so are the tits" x "from 6'4 it's a good view"
ride or die for the fam, morals be damned
ngl I'm just very into marisha and aabria exchanging whispers while other people stir shit
bonus: Thjazi/Aranessa
noble x commoner marriage of pure rizz
we've been married two years and I am staging a coup against your family aka my in-laws
she hasn't worn the ring in years but she keeps it on her at all times
he asked her to run away with him
"love doesn't go away so easily"
this dead man fucketh severely
(obligatory disclaimer that we have no idea how things will shake out in canon and the players can pursue or not pursue any romances they want regardless of what fandom decides okay bye!)
gay people can never confess normally. why is it always "in the worst point of my life when i was separated from you and longed for nothing more than to be with you again, i spent my time killing every single version of you and i built a palace of their bones for me to live in, in the hopes it would feel like being inside you again. but it was never enough."
the jokes are funny, but i feel like the funnier aspect of canon is that john and arthur's desires to go to Torture City are very rarely overlapping. sometimes john will be like "arthur, this looks like an abyss of infinite darkness. some kind of designated torture zone. i think we should avoid it." and arthur will go "i'm not going to let you order me around just because you're feeling overly paranoid >:( " and then he goes in there and it's the torture zone. and then sometimes john will be like "arthur, listen to me. you should walk into this abyss. i need you to do this. for me." and arthur will go "well this seems rather inadvisable but i don't want john to think i don't trust him so i guess i'll walk into the abyss. for friendship." and guess what: it's the torture zone again
we’ve revisited the tattoo artist/florist holy ghosts with the owners of Lester & Doe Coffee Co !! John’s a very very good barista and Arthur is THE bitchiest boss imaginable. also the boys on the subway, and Oscar’s newfie making another appearance <333
Okay so listening to Welcome to Night Vale for the first time and it's interesting. I like the radio guy voice. What the hell is happening??? CARLOS?? HE FELL IN LOVE?? I mean no wonder the scientist is here this place is crazy.
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