𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫? 𝐌𝐞? 𝐏𝐬𝐬𝐡𝐡𝐚𝐚!

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@itsa-lie honked: “Not to mention how the heck can something so powerful be dealthy allergic to garlic? You just throw pasta at it and boom! Dracula’s dead!”

             ❝ 𝑺𝒐 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒆, 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒆! 𝑯𝒆𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒚! 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒊𝒕’𝒍𝒍 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒌 𝒐𝒏 𝑮𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒉𝒂𝒎? 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒊𝒔 𝑻𝑶𝑻𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝒂 𝒗𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆! 𝑾𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒐𝒖𝒕! ❞

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Danganronpa x WEBくじ

[bun-nanami]

whenever saihara enters the scene ouma is in

[milkgrizz]

[kokitschi]

gotta love the oumota dynamic, it's like (com)passionate dreamer X possibly ancient horror trapped in a teens body. it's funny as shit

[flamboyantinsomniac]

Weighted blankets aren't enough I need to be crushed in a hydraulic press

[kiigeboi-deactivated20240819]

[kokitschi]

[danganronpa-textposts]

same though

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@ultimaterealmofchaos

[danganronpafakes]

Kokichi: My gender is whatever's funniest at the time. Tsumugi: So are your pronouns honk/honk?

Source: Tumblr

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Artist: yumarumaruyuma

[purgatorychxsm]

"I-I don't think that's actually true.... But if you say so..." Though doubtful, Mikan doesn't really feel she needs to argue the point further.

Besides, the last time she tried to argue with Kokichi, she ended up making herself cry...

"O-oh, I have some chips, b-but those were for my lunch... Just those and some simple crackers for upset stomachs..."

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             ❝ 𝑫,𝒂𝒂𝒘𝒘 𝒚𝒐𝒖❜𝒓𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 ? 𝑰𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅𝒏❜𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉, 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒊𝒕 ? 𝑪𝒖𝒛, 𝒚𝒂 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘, 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 ? ❞ He shifts his body under the blanket to lay on his back now and crosses his arms against the pillow; his head resting on his arms. ❝ 𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍, 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒇 𝒊𝒕 𝑾𝑨𝑺 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒆, 𝒊𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝑰❜𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒙 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐𝒏❜𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒐𝒐𝒛𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒅. ❞ He flashes her his signature grin; pearly whites matching with his attire. ❝ 𝒀𝒐𝒖❜𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝒈𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒈𝒐 𝒕𝒐 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑 ! 𝑵𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒊 ~ ! ❞

             It sounded like a backhanded compliment, but there was an underlying meaning that hides a wholesome sentiment. A clown's job is to jingle their stupid bells around sad people. ❝ 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕❜𝒔 𝒊𝒕 ? 𝑰 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒏𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒔 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒚. 𝑩𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒓. ❞ Suddenly, he groans in pain, clenching his teeth, and closing one of his eyes tightly. The other squinting shakily in her direction; making himself look absolutely pitiful. ❝ 𝑶𝒐𝒐𝒘𝒘 𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒎𝒚 𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒔 𝒉𝒖𝒓𝒓𝒓𝒓𝒓𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎. . . 𝑯𝒆𝒚, 𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒔 𝑵𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆, 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒆 ? 𝑰❜𝒎 𝒂 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑺𝒖𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑳𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓, 𝒔𝒐 𝒊𝒕❜𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆. ❞

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Artist: yumarumaruyuma

@purgatorychxsm

[purgatorychxsm]

"N-no way..."

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             ❝ 𝑰 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒓𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 ~ ? 𝑰𝒕❜𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑰❜𝒎 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒕𝒉 ! ❞ He lays on his tummy against one of the beds within the nurse's office and leisurely swings his feet in the air. A playful smile on his youthful features.

             ❝ 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒏❜𝒕 𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒏𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒍 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏. 𝑰 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔 ! 𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝒎𝒚 𝒕𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒐 𝒇𝒖𝒍𝒍, 𝒔𝒐 𝑰 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒔 𝑵𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆 ~ ❞ In reality, he just wants to stay away from participating in the Sports Festival. ❝ 𝑩𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒚, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒔𝒏𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 ? ❞

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📢 SHUICHI CAME HOME! 📢 I REPEAT! 📢 SHUICHI CAME HOME!!!

[yume-mite]

Chuichi~( ˘3˘ )💕

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@ahogedetective

[mamenoco]

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@ahogedetective sent:

"Aha! There you are!" After some searching, Shuichi had spotted Kokichi up ahead, which made him quickly jog over to him to catch up. "I was wondered where you had scrambled off to... but first, let me thank you for the macaroons, K... K-Kokichi..." He mumbled his name more softly, hoping it was okay to say it again... "They were very good, and I loved how you matched my colors. And nice 'calling card' you had left, too, by the way. Cute little doodle, too. Heh heh heh." It was still on his table, too, as he's definitely keeping it. Shyly, he takes a moment to step much closer to Kokichi, so that he can wrap his arms around him in a soft, but firm hug. A dark blush already dusts his cheeks, giving him a squeeze as he softly mumbles: "B-But anyways, um... thank you again for the macaroons, Kokichi... it was such a sweet present, that made me so happy to receive from you." Before he can feel his heart race even more, he eventually lets go of him after few moments. "A-A-And now um: your gifts!!" Scrambling, he takes out the two gift boxes from the bag he held around his wrist, holding them out to him. "H-Here you go!!"

It was one medium-sized one, and one smaller one. The medium-sized one was wrapped with a purple ribbon, while the other was wrapped with a white one. "I made a dessert for you in the bigger box... a-and then something else in the smaller one. I hope you will like them, a-and that they can be as nice of gifts to you as yours was for me... !"

Inside the medium one was a set of daifuku, in a variety of flavors like strawberry, chocolate, and matcha. "I ah, thought you might like these! Daifuku... at least, I hope you will enjoy them!"

And then when Kokichi begins opening the smaller present, Shuichi shyly bounces on his heels, hoping he'll love what he made him. Inside was a purple-and-black checkerboard patterned bracelet, made out of a soft material. Then attached to the bracelet, were two purple-and-white dice block charms. As he lets Kokichi examine it, Shuichi quietly speaks. "I-I ah... made you this bracelet... and I wanted to make it with your colors, too, to make it extra like you did for the macaroons. H-Hehe... I haven't really made bracelets that often myself before, so I hope it looks nice... u-um if you want: here, let me... " If Kokichi will allow him, then Shuichi would proceed to help wrap the bracelet around his wrist.

"There we go... ohhh.... " Seeing how nice it looked on him, made a soft smile appear on his face, giving an approving nod. "I think it looks nice on you... I hope you think so, too. And that... I was able to make your day with these gifts. Like you did for me. B-But.. umm... o-one more thing." A-A... surprise third 'gift'!" He exhales shakily. Just the thought of what he is about to do his making his heart bounce around in his chest, hoping it wouldn't be too much, but... he slowly moves closer to Kokichi. He pauses out of hesitation for a moment... but finally decides to just go for it, and, as he leaned his face closer to Kokichi's cheek... places a soft kiss to it. Then whispers:

"... Happy White Day, Kokichi. H-Hehehe... " Then raises his head up... before lowering his now much redder face, not believing he was actually able to do that. But he hopes it will make Kokichi happy: that everything he gave him did. (HEHE, SHUMAI'S TURN TO SPOIL HIM, NOW... HAPPY WHITE DAY~! 💜🎲)

             𝐁𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞. 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥, 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞.

             ❝ 𝑨𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒖𝒖𝒖𝒓𝒓𝒓𝒓𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖’𝒓𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒈𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒏𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕-𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅 ? 𝑵𝒐𝒕 𝒉𝒊𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 ? ❞ Why does Shuichi have to go all out like this? EVERY. SINGLE. TIME! Just look at all this stuff! And just for him? Grrrrr... Why does it feel like he lost? A Supreme Leader of evil losing?! It makes him so mad in the best way! This is exactly how a Supreme Leader should be treated and it's melting his evil ( ? ) spoiled heart! The way Kokichi's eyes that looked like the dark purple night sky now lights up with tiny little stars when opening up what he received. When he got to the bracelet present, it was revealed that it's actually handmade. 𝐀 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭.

             Oh, but what REALLY got his heart to be a screeching tire was how Shuichi's face was closing the distance between them. Time stood impossibly still, as he was captivated by the sunlight dancing on Shuichi's lips drifting ever closer. For a second, he thought he was going for the lips, but it was quite an innocent kiss to the cheek. For a moment, Kokichi looked as if he's downloading new instructions from the mothership, until finally mustering all of his remaining strength to give a reaction befitting for dramatics. His hands cupping blushing cheeks as he shakes his head in protest. ❝ 𝑲𝒚𝒂𝒂𝒂𝒂𝒂 ! 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒐 𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒏𝒏𝒈 ! 𝑰❜𝒎 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒑𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 ! ❞ He exclaims in the most uwu moe-esque way possible. Those helpless tearful eyes are killers!

             Wait. He just remembered he called him by his first name again. Does this mean they're on a first name basis now? That's so cute it could make him throw up! ❝ 𝑺𝒉𝒖𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒊 ? 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝑪𝑯𝑼𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒊 ! 𝑮𝒆𝒆𝒛 ! ❞ Aaaannnnd the moe act is gone now. We're back with our regular-scheduled program of teasing gremlin. ❝ 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆. ❞ Of course he has to demonstrate a kissy face, fish-like lips puckering up, and making kissy noises. ❝ 𝑪𝒉𝒖𝒖𝒖𝒖𝒖𝒖𝒖𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒊 ~ ❞ Does Shuichi regret giving this noisy fruitcake presents now?

             After the short bully had his fill of laughing at his own ( clearly exaggerated ) reenactment, in one swift motion that if you blinked you'd miss him moving, crescent lips were suddenly inches away from Shuichi's lips as he stood on his tippy toes; 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐠 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐞❜𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭. It's pay back for making him think Shuichi was about to kiss him on the lips; even if unintentional. Optic hues, intermediate between red and blue, were clouded with stormy desire. Dark and inviting. ❝ 𝑶𝒓 𝒎𝒂𝒂𝒂𝒂𝒚𝒚𝒚𝒚𝒃𝒆 𝑰 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝑺𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒊-𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 ~ 𝑯𝒆𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒚 ! 𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒅𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒇𝒆𝒓 ? 𝑪𝒉𝒖𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒊, 𝒐𝒓 𝑺𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒊-𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 ? ❞ His whispering voice was like the snake in the garden; tempting the detective to taste some wickedly sweet forbidden fruit.