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Holy shit he's perfect.
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Title: Deep Slow Author: anonymous Reader: opalsong Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: Gamzee/himself Rating: Explicit Length:14:35 Cover: opalsong Music: Temptation by The Tea Party Summary: Overhead, light flows across the ceiling, expanding and contracting like a slow pulse...
Reblog because now I have a version with music!!
Greek pronounciation for Fire_Juggler.
In the audio is both a pronounciation of all the words separately as well as the sentence as a whole.
Μία λέξη μας απελευθερώνει από το βάρος και την οδύνη της ζωής - αυτή η λέξη είναι η αγάπη
Mia lexei mas apeleutheronei apaw taw baraws kai tein awdünei teis zoeis – autei hei lexei einai hei agapei
M or μ = m (mother)
α = a (father)
λ = l (law)
ξ = x (axiom)
η = e (obey) (I’ve transcribed this as “ei”) (when this appears by itself it is an article and it gets a “rough breathing” mark. I’ve transcribed that here as “h”)
ε = e (met) ç NB! These 2 “e” sounds are NOT the same
ς = s (study)
π = p (peach)
υ = ü (like in German)
θ = th (thing)
ρ = r (rod)
ν = n (new)
ι = I (intrigue) ç you can pronounce this both like “ee” and “ih”
τ = t (talk)
β = b (brother)
ο = o (not) (I’ve transcribed this as “aw”)
ω = o (tone) ç once again these are not the same “o” sound
κ = k (kitchen)
δ = d (dog)
ζ = z (daze)
γ = g (gone)
ευ = (feud)
ει = (eight)
αυ = (sauerkraut)
The accents are stress markers. Whichever syllable (vowel) the accent is above is the stressed syllable in the word.
I’ve included a recording of me pronouncing this sentence. I haven’t done this for a while so it is pretty rough. I’m also sure that there were probably different speech patterns or something but that would require more research (it isn’t in my notes… mostly because very few people actually SPEAK ancient greek these days)
I hope this helps.
Dear Podficcer,
Dear Podficcer,
Thank you :)
Petstuck [Homestuck; written by Laylah and Cephalopod; read by Opalsong]
and finally for today, my most recent podfic:
Title: Petstuck Author: Laylah and Cephalopod Reader: opalsong Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: gen, John/Equius, Gamzee/Tavros, The Condance/Orphaner Dualscar, The Condance/Betty Crocker Cover: opalsong Summary: Little gray aliens aren't people, no matter how well they fake it. They can be domesticated, though. Might as well keep them around, right? MP3 Link [Rating / Length] John: be a responsible pet owner [Explicit / 18:03] Bro: consider something more permanent [General / 10:18] Gamzee: be the considerate idiot [Mature / 31:14] Finely Bred [Teen / 15:28] Sollux: proceed to day twenty-three. [General / 18:30] Jake: come up with a capital idea. [General / 17:45] Terezi: be the alpha. [General / 11:39] Petstuck all in one [Explicit / 2:01:35] Cross posted at AO3 and amplificathon
Growing Pains [Homestuck; written by Miko; read by Opalsong]
Title: Growing Pains Author: miko_no_da Reader: opalsong Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: Dave/Karkat Rating: Explicit Length: 1:36:11 Artist: Syb la Tortue Art found here Cover: opalsong Summary: Man, Dave thought getting through adolescence was a pain in the ass for HUMANS. He had no idea how good they have it, until he saw what trolls got to go through. Links: MP3 Archive Link Cross posted at amplificathon and AO3
An Intricate Courtship Process [Homestuck; written by edenfalling; read by Opalsong]
Title: An Intricate Courtship Process Author: edenfalling Reader: opalsong Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: Dave/Terezi/Karkat Rating: Teen Length: 13:33 Artist: askerian Art found here Cover: opalsong Summary: Wherein Karkat Vantas asks Dave Strider an important question about quadrants and romantic intentions; after much soul-searching and random digression, Dave gives him an unexpected answer; and Terezi Pyrope's approval is sought for potential kinky shenanigans. Links: MP3 Archive Link Cross posted at amplificathon and AO3
Sparkly Rainbow Blood [Homestuck; written by edenfalling; read by Opalsong]
Title: Sparkly Rainbow Blood Author: edenfalling Reader: opalsong Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: Rose/Kanaya, Dave/Terezi/Karkat Rating: Teen Length: 18:38 Cover art: opalsong Summary: IPrompt: Let's have a thing where going God Tier has made the humans' genetic material and other bodily fluids sparkly and rainbow colored. Then let's take that thing and make it into another thing where we see the reactions of all the trolls to this. GOGOGO! Links: MP3 Archive Link Cross posted at amplificathon and AO3
Unmentionables [Homestuck; written by elwing_alcyone; read by Opalsong]
Title: Unmentionables Author: elwing_alcyone Reader: opalsong Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: John/Dave Rating: Explicit Length: 43:17 Artist: Seacrow Art found here. Cover: opalsong Summary: In which John has a lingerie fetish. Written for the kink meme. Links: MP3 Archive Link Cross posted at amplificathon and AO3
KARKAT VANTAS'S GUIDE TO SAFE SEX WITH ALIENS [Homestuck; mercurialMalcontent; Opalsong]
Title: KARKAT VANTAS'S GUIDE TO SAFE SEX WITH ALIENS Author: mercurialMalcontent Reader: opalsong Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: None? It's all vague and theoretical. Rating: Mature Length: 5:15 Cover Art: opalsong Summary: IT HAS RECENTLY COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT INTERSPECIES RELATIONS ARE RAPIDLY DEVOLVING INTO SLOPPY MAKEOUTS THAT THREATEN TO BECOME DISGUSTINGLY MORE INTIMATE. IN AN EFFORT TO KEEP YOU IDIOTS FROM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT OVER WEIRD XENOBIOLOGY AND EMBARRASSING EVERYONE IN THE WORST WAYS POSSIBLE, I HAVE COMPILED THIS GUIDE, WHICH SHOULD BE SHORT ENOUGH THAT EVEN THOSE OF YOU WITH THE ATTENTION SPANS OF SMALL INSECTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO READ IT ALL IN ONE SITTING. Links: MP3 Archive Link Cross posted at amplificathon and AO3
A Gentleman and a Lady [Homestuck; written by DoctorV; read by Opalsong]
Title: A Gentleman and a Lady Author: DoctorV Reader: opalsong Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: Dave/Terezi Rating: Teen Length: 7:31 Artist: Inverts Art found here. Cover Art: opalsong Summary: He wears the denim skirt because it's stiff enough at the waist to hide a lack of hips and pulls tight enough on the back when he bends over that his ass looks fantastic. Links: MP3 Archive Link Cross posted at amplificathon and AO3
age/sex/location [Homestuck; written by CamouflageCamel; read by Opalsong]
Title: age/sex/location Author: CamouflageCamel Reader: opalsong Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: John/Dave Rating: G Length: 30:31 Cover Art: opalsong Summary: John starts to love it when Dave talks with his hands. Links: MP3 Archive Link Cross posted at amplificathon and AO3
It's Probably Plain to See That I Got a Whole Lot of Pain In Me [Homestuck]
This is the other Karkat<>Gamzee fic that I hold all other Pale fics up against. (The previous was Amateur Palemates Smutting It Up!!). Title: It's Probably Plain to See That I Got a Whole Lot of Pain In Me Author: mercurialMalcontent Reader: opalsong Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: Karkat<>Gamzee Rating: Mature Length: 57:02 Cover Art: opalsong Summary:
Your moirail is something of a shambling disaster -- his hair is a tangled, frizzy mess, his clothes are tattered at the hems and grimy, and he could stand a wash or five himself. But it isn't, you've realized, that Gamzee doesn't want to care for himself, it's more that he doesn't know how to take care of himself well. You're not sure why, since he had access to the same schoolfeeding as everyone else, but maybe it was because he was alone too much for so long. Maybe it's hard to care, or know to care, when there's no one to fuss over you.
Links: MP3 Archive Link Cross posted at amplificathon and AO3
Amateur Palemates Smutting It Up!! [Homestuck; written by Asuka Kureru; read by Opalsong]
This was one of the first Homestuck fics I ever read and it and one other Karkat<>Gamzee fic (that I'm going to post as soon as I get it edited) are still the standards to which I hold Pale romance. Title: Amateur Palemates Smutting It Up!! Author: askerian Reader: opalsong Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: Karkat<>Gamzee Rating: Teen Length: 32:42 Cover Art: opalsong Summary:
Of course he'd caught the little glances. Sneaky or not, they'd been going on for perigees now; he would have had to be blind, and also to be hit on the head with something heavy and not skull-friendly.
At first he hadn't cared because of course it was Leader-envy, or admiration or secret crushes or what the fuck ever they had other shit to do and if someone wanted to speak up they could and in the meantime fuck you, and after that for a while he'd mostly gritted his teeth and tried to tell himself it was just paranoia and/or perfectly normal group dynamics in a long-term close quarters arrangement. Right? Right.
Only they'd never looked at him that way before he and Gamzee hooked up, and then he realized it wasn't him people looked at, it was at them.
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Now with sequel!
"Holy fucking shit, this is the kinkiest thing I have ever done."
Woo conciliatory shenanigans.
Links: MP3 Archive Link Notes: This was one of my first attempts at Gamzee's voice. So hard to edit. It's all slurry which means no natural breaks. Also, reading with a lisp is hard! I'm pretty sure I missed a couple of "s"s... And what IS the seadweller accent? I think I went through like, 3 or 4 accents for Eriden in this thing.... Cross posted at amplificathon and AO3
Trollish for the Easily Excited [Homestuck; written by Nextian; read by Opalsong]
Title: Trollish for the Easily Excited Author: Nextian Reader: opalsong Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: Rose/Kanaya, John/Karkat, Dave/Terezi Rating: nc-17 Length: 28:56 Cover Art: opalsong Summary: For the prompt: i'd like either john/karkat or rose/kanaya, where the troll language is very different from english, and karkat/kanaya keeps lapsing into their native language during cute or ~*intimate*~ moments. Links: Whole Series of Trollish for the Easily Excited Archive Link The four fics in the series can also be downloaded individually. means you have a talented tongue Archive Link the book of love has no labial consonants Archive Link Cultural Sensitivity Archive Link alphabits Archive Link Cross posted at amplificathon and AO3
Worth the Wait [Homestuck; written by Miko; read by Opalsong]
Title: Worth the Wait Author:miko_no_da Reader: opalsong Fandom: Homestuck Pairings: John/Karkat, Karkat<>Sollux, Dave/Terezi Rating: nc-17 Length: without music: 1:46:49 with music: 1:50:09 Cover Art: opalsong Summary: Teasing can be frustrating, but it will all be worth it in the end - right? Links: MP3 without music Archive Link MP3 with music Archive Link Cross posted at amplificathon and AO3