Openly Lying For Clout

just fully making shit up. if anything in here is true it's because I didn't Google it to make sure I was lying before pulling it out of my ass. Post+ subs = sponsored posts Recommended reading: On Bullshit, by Harry Frankfurt

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gonchheads aren't ready to hear this but if Sofia was played by a less conventionally attractive actress, y'all would be demonizing her instead of stanning her

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actually katya did nothing wrong so jot that down

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It's hard to see, but the armor-like ornamentation on the left shoulder of Katya's green dress is actually made of iridescent beetle wings. Some believe that this is a reference to the famous Ellen Terry Lady Macbeth costume.

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gonchheads aren't ready to hear this but if Sofia was played by a less conventionally attractive actress, y'all would be demonizing her instead of stanning her

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The first spork was meant to be biodegradable, and was constructed from stabilized carbohydrate grain plates. Unfortunately they were not tested for use with saliva before distribution, and would, when heated, melt on exposure to human digestive enzymes. Plastic was used as an emergency substitute material to facilitate a rapid reissue.

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In 1952 the American Rail Association (ARA) broke ground on a rail bridge spanning the grand canyon. The project was underfunded, and stalled for over 30 years, before the incomplete bridge was finally disassembled in 1986.

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The International Library of Raw Meat in Kópavogur, Iceland is an officially pacifist institution, and has been since World War I. This nearly resulted in an international incident, when United States soldiers stationed in Iceland were denied entry to the museum. US news described it as an affront to the dignity of American soldiers, but in fact they had been turned away because they had arrived fully armed.

Previous posts about the International Library of Raw Meat: [1][2][3][4]

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Most tax deductions are applied based on spending (for example, the cranberry bog credit in Massachusetts returns 25 percent of expenses incurred in qualifying cranberry bog renovations). Unusually, Michigan's homeowner credit for yard work and maintenance provides a tax credit based on estimated hourly labor performed by a listed homeowner on the property.

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Yankee Candle's latest controversy relates to the cleanliness standards in their scent manufacturing laboratories in Vermont and western Massachusetts, where FDA auditors discovered that doors were routinely left open and frogs were found mating in the basins of popular scents such as vanilla and clean laundry. A spokeswoman for the company has called these allegations spurious and malicious, but a former scent technician for Yankee Candle, speaking under condition of anonymity, told reporters, "it's intentional, it's part of the process. Nothing smells quite like frogs fucking."

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Populist television pundit Ray Holdover was subject to a Twitter harassment campaign last summer over his comments regarding the political consequences of microwave wattage. In a Rolling Stone article published yesterday, it was revealed that this apparently-grassroots wave of outrage was actually orchestrated and funded by a PR firm working on behalf of General Electric.

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According to a survey by the Institute for Avian Research and Popular Inquiry, Wisconsonians and Delawarites are, respectively, fourteen and sixteen percent more likely than the average American to have seen a really big bird.

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The reason Kobe beef is so coveted is that it is the only cut of steak that can be swallowed whole.

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Due to climate change, coffee has become a staple crop of rural communities in northern Spain. Spanish farmers harvest the coffee cherries (of which coffee beans are the pit), grind them into a mealy paste called "cortazar," and eat it with lemons and garlic.

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Technically, evidence for the existence of shoes predates that of the existence of feet.

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New visitors to the International Library of Raw Meat in Kópavogur, Iceland should pay close attention to the title of the "Fresh Air Exhibit." Tourists often mistake this exhibit as a space to get some fresh air. In fact, it is an immersive experience of the diverse and contrasting aromas of various meats in diverse stages of butchery and decomposition.

Previous posts about the International Library of Raw Meat: [1][2][3]

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There are a lot of folk etymologies for the euphemism 420, but ACTUALLY it comes from the English nursery rhyme sing a song of sixpence / pocket full of rye / four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie. The irony of course it that "four and twenty" actually means 24

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Andrew Garfield is getting way more attention for the Oscar win than he did when he broke the water skiing distance record in 2019

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Kate McQuarter's celebrity fitness trend "Breast calisthenics," which encourages women to "achieve their natural fitness equilibrium" by using various techniques to lift their own breasts, has been criticized by the Susan G. Komen Foundation for Breast Cancer Research on the grounds that it's stigmatizing and discriminatory towards breast cancer survivors. McQuarter responded in a Twitter thread yesterday that "BC is actually great for breast cancer prevention," and "women who do it are 10x more likely to notice lumps early and get tested."