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[realhotgirlsht-deactivated20220]

Lmfaooooo i can’t stop laughing 😭😭

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[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[association-of-free-people]

I curated some of the better ones:

[vico-stardust]

When you and your depression are finally getting along.

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[thatoneemobooknerd]

Damn. Dude got the chancla to the head 😂

[dogeheadass]

I like how she shook in complete shock at the horror that had befell her before thwarting the evil

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[smuganimebitch]

tumblr talks a big game about monster fucking but you guys see one velociraptor blowjob and suddenly you’re all clutching your pearls and fainting

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Just saw a velociraptor sucking dick on my dash and y'all better appreciate me not making all of you see it too

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

This is so sad

[b0ggyb1tch]

Where’s the fucking picture, op

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

You fucking asked for it

[par-vollen]

me clicking that link:

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[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[corn-fed-slut]

Oh ok,I thought I was having a stroke

[manyymedia]

So apparently Rey as some ‘bruising’ above her eyebrow. Nah c'mon fam we all know that’s a love bite from Kylo “daddy” Ren 🍆💦🍑😩

[jonathankents]

[ohevoyev]

IM GONNA KERMIT

[artoo]

this is hands down the worst thing i have ever seen

[unclefather]

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

[fluffmaster5000]

we suck the what out of what like what now

[cloysterbell]

If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?

[enginaero]

Try phrasing it like “American cheese on six-inch Italian bread, toasted”

[cloysterbell]

Good news:

[cloysterbell]

Every time I think this post has died, someone brings it back and I am forced to relive possibly the worst sandwich I’ve ever eaten

[veredien-deactivated20181204]

When you think a meme is dying out:

[ekoenigs]

This is the worst post I’ve ever seen

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[ppeeppsty]

This has to be the worst post ever

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

do you ever make a post you thought was a good idea then you post it and read it again and find it to be the worst and delete it immediately

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

like when you take a selfie you thought was cute but then you see all the imperfections after you take a second look

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

or when you’re so horny you shove anything that resembles a penis up your bussy for an hour and when you’re done you look at yourself in the mirror whole ass out with your grandma’s favorite vase up your booty and the shame kicks in but idk maybe it’s just me

[hylianhighlands]

Do you ever read a post that makes you want to delete your eyeballs immediately? Like burn them out with a fire poker?

[unsettlingstories]

I think the worst part about getting your ass eaten by a clown is the rubber nose squeaking every time you push back against his face.

[skyybridge]

this is the worst post on this website

[thankyu]

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed