KND Confessions

A confession blog for your KND needs, with anonymity! Please see guidelines before sending a confession Moderator uses they/she/xe

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Hello! This is Operation-Confess, a Codename: Kids Next Door anonymous confession blog ran by @rotomartsblog/@kidsnextdoor-doodles

Here you can confess anything to do with KND, whether it be within the show itself or outside of it. Of course, there are some guidelines!

1. Please turn on anonymous when sending a confession. The point is for this to be an anonymous confession blog so any ask that is from a blog or directly links to one will be discarded. However, if you’d like you can add a signature to your confessions, such as an emoji or letter, if you’d like people to know which confessions come from the same person

2. This is not your place to air out your dirty laundry, so any confession that being hateful towards a specific other user, whether it be directly or vaguely, will be discarded

3. No form of bigotry will be tolerated (racism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, etc). Related, any misuse of terms related to mental disorders, such as narcissistic or bipolar for example, will not be allowed

4. No NSFW confessions. You can be mildly suggestive when it relates to adult characters, but no further, and absolutely no form of sexual things in relation to kid or teen characters is allowed

5. Confessions don’t need to be scalding hot takes! Discussion and analysis is welcomed, as well as headcanons and shipping! Such confessions are also allowed to contain darker topics, such as mental health issues and trauma, though I ask you keep it from becoming graphic

6. Any guidelines may be added if I see it’s needed

I am just one person running this blog, so don’t be rude if you think things are going slowly. There will be two confessions a day unless there is an issue

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I know that Warburton said 9L and Nigel having a mother son relationship but I like to make them a flop duo like Vi and Jayce are in arcane

Woops forgot to post on this blog

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I’m glad Laura Limpin only appeared for two episodes before being forgotten altogether for the rest of the show. Does anyone even like her? I know I sure don’t.

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Hot take: Tommy did nothing wrong.

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Crack Theory time! The reason that Lizzie seems to have a human family while the other GKND operatives we are shown don’t isn’t because her family is faked, but because Lizzie actually is two different people: The actual human Lizzie and the GKND operative who fakes being her from time to time. This is why Numbuh Vine is the only one of the GKND agents to not be in the KND, because the plan for her pivoted once Nigel started dating Lizzie. It would also explain why she used the boyfriend helmet: That was human Lizzie being weird. The reason no one ever notices this is because Lizzie in general is kinda out there, so her being extra odd to Sector V isn’t anything new. Nigel never noticed because the GKND operative only really ever replaced Lizzie in contexts where Nigel would be too distracted to notice her acting weird.

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I wanna make mockups of hypothetical KND products and merch... Like I wanna make KND figurine art in my own style (mostly anime)...

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I like the headcanon that Lizzie took all the attributes of sector v for her disguise because of the implication Nigel had a crush on all of them in the past

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i hate how fanny was named, well... fanny. seriously, the creators slander her so much and shes like what, 10 tops??😭😭 i don't want to sound condescending but incase anyone didn't know, "fanny" is a common slang for a womans privates in european countries /gen, not sure if it means that worldwide sorry💔

It’s a case of it being ruder than intended because as far as I’m aware in the US ‘fanny’ is slang for ass

Also like intentions and double meanings aside, Fanny is also a name/nickname. That isn’t exactly rare but not really common either, due to said double meanings

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I am nervous and excited for Mr. "Turning Red" Enter to review KND this CN Reel in December... 😖

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Piggybacking on the last ask (person who was the middle man for that ask to be sent) the KND fandom really likes to deny that the show had a lot of prejudice stuff in it. This show was made in the 2000s, is it REALLY that hard to believe it had egregious levels of misogyny, racism, and fatphobia? It was SO in our faces, too.

They had an entire episode mocking feminism movements, they sneakily called Fanny a "bitch" by having her turn into a female dog, male characters often got away with treating female partners horribly but never vise versa, a shit ton of their writing for Kuki and Abby was reliant on racist stereotypes of Japanese and black people, that ENTIRE scene mocking Native American culture from OP MESSAGE, the weirdly hateful writing of Hoagie, Tommy, and Lizzie that always made them look greedy, self centered, and annoying because they were fat, the VERY on the nose fat "jokes"/blatant discrimination ("fat slob" 🫩) and need I go on?

Yes, it's not a very nice part of KND, we get that. But do you think the logical response to these complaints is to deny it happened? You're finding a fork in a kitchen and claiming that's not true and an unreasonable conclusion to make, that a fork would appear in a kitchen? Do I HAVE to state the decade this show came out in again?

The response to enjoying an outdated show is to acknowledge the flaws of the writing, not aggressively deny it exists because admitting people were being oppressed by this is uncomfortable. Nobody is saying you're a bad person for liking an outdated show, we're just asking you to stop denying stuff that happened right in your face — whether you like to admit it or not, denying the existence of prejudice material is the kind of behavior that causes this outdated style of humor to continue in our modern day. It ain't gonna kill you to not get mad when people point it out.

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"why do people get so defensive when u say knd was messy impulse writing with inconsistent plot 🥹 i luv this show to death ❤ but we got to admit the og show contradicted its own story all the time and couldnt keep any of their characters consistent gng whate are we doinggggggg 😭🙏 we all know that stuff with chad being tnd was there for unnecessary plot twists and theyd change a characters entire personality for a single episode for literally no good reason likeeee.. this is not a problem for other shows what are u talking about when u say it was stylistic choice 😭 STYLISTIC CHOICE TO WRITE SOMETHING INTO PLOT AND THEN DECIDE IT DIDNT EXIST WITH NO EXPLANATION AFTER MAKING A BIG AZZ DEAL ABT IT? be fr it was just kind of bad writing sometimes and thats ok we dont have to lie abt it gng i promise 🙏"

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So about the senior citizens,does the anti aging cream work like the Hank invention thing or was Lydia skinny when she was younger and then gained weight when she was older? Because her teen design looks nothing like her old design(like the button nose for example).

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I’m surprised nobody (at least from what I seen) made a full blown FNAF x KND AU. Just fanart here and there.

As it sounds insane but makes sense when you think about it. Since both series are about how the actions (or inactions) of adults affect children. It just one’s series have child deaths and the other one doesn’t.

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Father is a pathetic man.

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stupid Headcanon but this time its GKND related

Fanny joined the GKND 2 years after nigel joined.

She was not fully aware all the thing the GKND has done until when rachel rescued her

Rachel had EXPLAINED EVERYTHING THE GKND has DONE. And then after that conversation She became a fugitive.

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Even if you could argue that some villains aren’t as bad as Father in action,they still associate themselves with an abuser. Mr Boss is acquainted with him as well as the Dicksons, who are parents

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I’ve always had this idea for a bad ending to Operation: G.R.A.D.U.A.T.E.S. where Tommy couldn’t save the KND in time, and all of the operatives-turned-animals are now imprisoned in a highly unkempt zoo where adults go to point and laugh at their suffering.

We need more grimdark what-if reimaginings of certain episodes. People seem to forget how dark KND gets at times, it’s a show about children fighting for their liberty for christ sake!

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