Operation: Classy

The Misadventures of a College Freshman

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finishing a really long essay

it's just oh so much

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going to parties

Expectation

Reality

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when i looked outside on game day

It was 8 am, 30 degrees, pouring and windy and I was just

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when my friends got bread bowls without me

I found out and was just like

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doing poorly a midterm

it's always like 

....chocolate is helpful, too

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when i really need to get reading done

It starts out like 

but usually ends up like

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writing essays

It starts out like 

but when I reread it it's just

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when my ex texted me out of the blue

At first I was like

and then it was just

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when my insurance didn't cover my prescription

I saw the price and I was like

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going out with my bff

We try to be functional, but it usually ends up like 

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when that guy in my class told me he spent 20 consecutive hours at the library on friday night

It was just

and then

and finally I was just like 

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falling asleep in lecture

I'll be in the front row like

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eating in public

expectation

reality

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when someone mentions breakfast

I might be dead asleep but I'm like 

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when i realize a sex and the city marathon is on

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When You Just Can't Get Something Right

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immediately after class

I get back to my room and I'm like