Is It Always Red VS Blue?

I spend my life wanting to cry over: *Fictional Characters *More Fictional Characters *Grown Men Playing Video Games Sometimes I wonder how this became my life...

[duoachievement-deactivated20220]

I swear to god Monty

[cahboose]

You’re doing oragami right now

[guremikes]

[operationwaffle-o]

#great now i gotta be responsible for these water bottles

[stunningpicture]

The box wasn’t empty

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

[ultimateventist]

#wow #fuck is old

[professorfangirl]

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

[asterthecaster]

I love biologists.

[magicalnaturetour]

[inscarletsilence]

my favourite thing about cat yawns is they start off real cute and then get fucking menacing as shit

every time

[teaandfailure]

at first i was like haha aww this kitty is so cute but why does it seem so familiar and then i realized

IT’S THE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CAT

[lasturlontheleft]

At the dinner table, my sister asked all of us what color we thought her boyfriend’s shirt looked like. After we all said gray, she turned to him and said “now tell them what color you think it is” and he just quietly replied “dark white”

[rtqueenee]

[eternallyarchivedscarletmo-blog1]

when you accidentally step on a bee

[teddytrumpet]

Omfg

[trans-spy-blog]

i don’t speak musician somebody translate this please

[operationwaffle-o]

Imagine Ray in Ten Little Roosters like

Ray: Oh, there's a murderer? I wasn't paying attention.

Person: [dies]

Ray: rip

[socialist-millionaire-deactivat]

This is the opposite of a problem.

[ledgerwritingpodcast]

TO DREAM THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM

[garudass-deactivated20200602]

The best bit was he tweeted Waterstones and politely asked them to let him out.

No-one from Waterstones was on their Twitter account at that time of night, but half of London was still awake and soon after #WaterstonesTexan and #FreetheWaterstones1 were trending across the city. The police were notified and managed to let him out before midnight :D

[gokuma]

Afterwards Waterstones tweeted “We’re pleased to announce that @DWill_ is a free man once more.” (x)

[gokuma]

They’ve also compiled a reading list for their future locked-in clients

[bibliophilicwitch-archive]

This is the best thing I’ve heard all day.

[chanmanthe2nd]

Ten Little Roosters

Install the userstyle thingo to see it properly [x]

[stunningpicture]

My friend was preparing for shooting the lunar eclipse when a plane came by

[prospitprinceofhope]

IM GONNA CUT THE FUCKING MOON IN HALF

[usbghost-blog]

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

[icantgetnoselfactualization]

bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power

[ihernglass]

[pbh3]

First time experiencing the rain.

[wardrobespierre]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT’S THE CUTEST THING OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD LOOK HOW FUCKIN STOKED SHE IS ABOUT THE RAIN LIKE “THERE’S WATER FALLING OUT OF THE GODDAMN SKY RIGHT NOW IS THIS THE REAL LIFE HOLY SHIT THIS IS A W E S O M E” I CAN’T EVEN DEAL WITH THIS ADORABLE MAGICAL CHILD’S HAPPINESS BULLSHIT BYE

[chromedokuro]

when u succeed in life

[dtf-obrien-deactivated20160926]

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

[worldofthecutestcuties]

The perfect loaf at a young age