Don't Sass the Cat

Leo // Libra

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

[akron-squirrel]

So, I drove up to a stop sign, and there were a bunch of farm animals fenced in by the road. I saw a goat staring at me and decided to record a video, but I forgot my CD was still playing.

It turned out to be a beautiful thing. XD

[disgustinganimals]

i just don’t get foreign films.

[madeline-kahn]

Music in Film: Shrek (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson

[killin-the-machine]

[serenasaystoday]

me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before

[gimmethebeachboys]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req’d by @countessgradula

what i wish i could say to all the high strung folks out at the gift wrapping stand but alas cannot

[gothicgoose]

[plum-soup]

It’s what Jesus would’ve wanted

[katetinyjohn]

I was gonna make a “remember when captain america punched harley quinn in the face” post before realising that margot robbie and jaime pressly are not actually the same person despite the evidence that they most definitely are

I mean???

they are literally the same person???

for years I’ve believed there was only one of them????

but??? there’s two?¿?¿?¿

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

And they’re not related?

[westafricanbaby]

😦😦😦😦🤭🤭🤭🤭

[super-shar]

Their mamas have some explaining to do

[ofdarklands]

that’s one person and you can’t fool me

[securelyinsecure]

The plot thickens!

[juicyvelourtracksuit]

What’s happening

[strawberrysunlights-oldacc-deac]

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

[death-by-lulz]

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

[guy]

Grandma’s Ghost

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[welcome2khaos]

oh god why is this me lol help

[olivialovesleggings-deactivated]

I’m so glad this came back into my life

[imoverallofit]

“Obese.”

[yantyy]

the dayman song but everytime they say dayman its replaced with raging dennis

[x]

[kimoramay-deactivated20170907]

I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

[red-fraggle]

[moss-nymph]

Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?

[thrunkling666]

what the fuck do you think the point of finding Bigfoot is

[nanajitter]

The Shape of Forests (2019) dir. Guillermo Del Toro

[suqmydiqtbh]

me on my deathbed

[fuckyeahcandidlynicole]

DEAD! LMFAOOOO!!!!

[blackgirlsreverything]

look @ her dad’s face tho..LOL

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

WAIT IM DUMB AND JUST NOW REALIZED THAT LIONEL RICHIE IS HER DAD WTF HAHAH

[taco-bell-rey]