all the small things

sern • lil creacher coded

[serenasaystoday]

Is it worth to see modest mouse without Jeremiah Green ☹️

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[tall]

[alma-de-naturaleza]

[shadythetortie]

A HAMMERHEAD????

[gallusrostromegalus]

I attended a campfire presentation by a park ranger who described Osprey as "both the pickiest and least picky eaters of all time."

They're the pickiest because they only eat things they can catch by plunging into at least six feet of water feet-first and are as close to their maximum carrying capacity as possible, to maximize calories-per-trip.

They're the Least Picky because so long as something fits those parameters, Osprey will go for it.

The ranger then showed us an extensive slide show of the local osprey in flight with their catches, which included: trout, carp, snakes, bass, eels, small sharks, ducks, surprisingly large catfish, a nerf football, muskrats, a summer sausage that fell off a boat, sneakers, a fish previously thought to be extinct in the area, a Barbie Doll, and another osprey.

[sanitymakesposts]

SOMEONE ORDERED THE FUCKING FOOD WE SELL

[oneheadtoanother]

[yorgen-sh]

[transhuman-priestess]

@zoesupreme

[zoesupreme]

left out the most important moment

[depsidase]

[bgm05]

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

[valkyrjuk]

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

[bgm05]

[serenasaystoday]

American horror is so unique because all of it would be solved if the characters would just go to therapy

[serenasaystoday]

Sometimes I think Ortho gets a bad rap but tonight a patient was unresponsive and the doctor said "of course she's unresponsive at 4:30 am"

[serenasaystoday]

Me when I ask my male coworker for help with a boost and he says he has a bad back

[eyeoftheeagle]

I love your mind 🤗😊🥰💓🦜💓

[littleguysdaily]

[serenasaystoday]

i fucking hate those videos showing clothing hacks where they style their boring clothes cutely by using 1000 elastics and safety pins and i'm just like my sensory issues could never ok

[serenasaystoday]

my biggest red flag in men is when they start talking abt get rich quick schemes like crypto and high risk investments like it just seems very immature and if i hear talk like that my eyes will just glaze over

[mithartu]

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

[celebrinienjoyer]

i need to show you all something that made me crylaugh last night. just fucking look at them.

[celebrinienjoyer]

@rayewarrrd YOURE EXTREMELY RIGHT

behold: this fucking thing. the snout on that guy.

also while we're here here's full body images of the two goons above:

everyone please feel free to add more of your favorite strange antelopes

[dislocated-thumbs]

strange antelopes have been requested and I shall Deliver . i am biased as they are part of my biggest special interest but I really think more people should know about these animals because their diversity is very impressive

in order from left to right, top to bottom : dik-dik, black wildebeest, speke’s gazelle, black duiker, fringe-eared oryx, lowland nyala, nile lechwe