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@opinionatdcrayon
This has become a “Shower Song” as in... I sing it in the shower and was wondering what I actually sound like.
Please excuse my stupid phone buzzing in the background. Also please excuse my complete lack of actual formal training
Feeling Musical. Sorry, Not Sorry. From the Country Strong Soundtrack. Gave it a shot.
Oh yeah and apologies for any echo- my apartment literally has nothing on the walls right now. #NeedToDecorate
There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.
2014 Reading List
I try to read at least 1 book a month...
A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens
Fellowship of the Ring by JRR Tolkien
Comedy of Errors by William Shakespeare
Letters from the Earth by Mark Twain
Damned by Chuck Palahniuk
Divergent by Veronica Roth
Insurgent by Veronica Roth
Allegiant by Veronica Roth
The Two Towers by JRR Tolkien
Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn
Dad Is Fat by Jim Gaffigan
The Girls of Atomic City by Denise Kiernan
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Did I miss the conversation about how they JUST PLAYED husband and wife in Godzilla and now they’re brother and sister?
...Is that... just me? Classic “this guy?”
Every Little Bit Counts
Please help fight MS!
I'm sorry if it's loud. I got into it.
Also sorry if it sucks but I was happy with it.
Sometimes I wonder why I still do this. Sometimes a song just gives me some feels and I HAVE TO.
Oh, and the echo is from having literally nothing on my walls. No filters were used.
*cracks neck* my time has come
Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away.
Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds.
Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE.
Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money.
Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around.
NOW THE FUN BEGINS.
You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation.
Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.)
Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you.
Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job.
And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations.
Basically this
grasshaus:
tbh if i see someone cheating off of me on a test i will intentionally help them out a lil school is hard grades are meaningless were all in this together
WILDCATS!
2013 Reading List
I never posted this! It was drafted forever! I read:
The Dubliners by James Joyce
A Feast for Crows by G.R.R. Martin
The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Emmuska Orczy
Titus Andronicus by William Shakespeare
Moby Dick by Herman Melville
The Fault in Our Stars by John Green
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Looking for Alaska by John Green
The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli
Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (and other concerns) by Mindy Kaling
The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien
Arimathea by Frank McGuinness
all of it
The top one OMG
life is so hard when your best pal is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
And she’s on you cause she’s going, ‘Something else has to happen! This is bullshit!’
Preach.
all 46 excuses on my friends wall,
1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow
2. we can’t all be usain bolt
3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”
4. i had pe first period do you blame me
5. i really, really didn’t want to sing
6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates
7. you can’t tell me how to live my life
8. #YOLO
9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic
10. there was a freak yachting accident
11. i am a fucking retard
12. this is just for my wall
13. do you even read these
14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop”
15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction
16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight
17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win
18. traffic jammy jammy jam
19. how can i go to school when alex turner
20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her
21. i was sticking it to the man
22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity
23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued
24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset
25. my meth lab caught fire
26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be
27. i was sad
28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely
29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”
30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth
31. 2 kool 4 scool
32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen
33. i tried
34. i’m sorry i’m late
it’s not my fault
my auntie was killed
and i joined a cult
35. a haiku about lateness:
late late late late late
late late late late late late late
late late late late late
36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking
37. i was fashionably late
38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg
39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me
40. do
41. you
42. even
43. read
44. these
45. i was fighting al qaeda
46. traffic
YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN
THIS BITCH IS MY IDOL
YES
im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me
