Opinionated Things Adam Says

"That's my position." Random opinions overheard from Adam Conover.

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“I literally think movies are dog shit and I never watch them”

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"I've never seen anything like it. So many ideas on screen, such big swings. It's a beautiful monster."

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"Whaddyagonnado?"

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"Engagement rings are a scam."

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"I do have a philosophical problem with Coinstar."

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Maybe I'll just disagree with you for fun.

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"I enjoy games that aren't games."

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INT. COLLEGEHUMOR OFFICE - MORNING

Bright sunlight shines in through the office windows. Writers sit at desks, click-clacking away at their keyboards. ADAM (30) enters from around the corner, holding a bowl of granola & talking to a co-worker.

ADAM: "...and that's why juice is bad for you."

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"Every running shoe store puts you on one of those treadmills. It's bullshit snake oil they use to sell more shoes."

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"There was a time when sweet-and-salty was a novel taste for me. But not anymore."

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"They're not that opinionated."

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"I'm not trying to be contrarian. I just hate Smores."

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"That was the worst peperoncini I've ever had."

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"Fuck local businesses. Amazon is incredible! I ordered this shit yesterday and boom! Granola!"

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"I'm gonna look this up. If something's a pseudoscience, I want to know."

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“Is there any piece of metal bullshit we won't put on this shelf?”