Sample #66- ZombieMan

"Pleasure to meet you, I'm the class S Rank 8 Hero, Zombieman. Not to worry though, I won't eat your brain. And I don't bite... Unless you're into that sort of thing..." M!A: (None but accepting) ~Tracking- opmzman ~ ~Please read Rules & About pages~ Independent multiverse/nonexclusive rp blog for ZombieMan(opm) ~Will be NSFW at times. Mun is +20~ ~May contain mild gore/blood but will usually be tagged~ ~multiship, Will rp with anyone & any fandom. OCs welcome.~ ~written by Jen-mun~

[kaenkoi]

ｔｈｉｎｋｉｎｇ　ｏｆ　ｙｏｕ．

[opmzman]

//I may not get online til late tonight cuz busy helping dad cook a thanksgiving meal (Cuz celebrating with him today and the larger family next week)

sorry for the wait everyone :(

[opmzman]

// sorry for inactivity. Wasn't feeling to good early on in the week, also went to see the new Thor movie yesterday, and today am busy with my mother. I'll try to be here tomorrow more

[capedballldy-deactivated2017112]

HEY. So could you reblog this around so i can follow some more awesome people ? ? ? Specially if you’re interested in interacting with Saitama or Garou from one punch man, Kakashi from Naruto, and Meliodas from Seven Deadly Sins. Selective/ multimuse/LOVES DUPLICATES/ loved by THUNDER <3 <3

[opmzman]

🍜

@asinningcat​

Send me a 🍲 to give my muse a home-cooked meal.//I’m assuming this is the meme for this but since the symbols don’t match, feel free to let me know if I’m wrong.

Zombie didn’t mind her sneaking in during the day so much, but was definatly shocked to come home to the smell of seafood wafting through his apartment, along with the sight of his table set for a meal.

“I’m not sure the occasion… But thank you… This all looks amazing.” 

[opmzman]

asinningcat

The mention of a pizza and instant ramen diet was almost disheartening. Staring into his eyes, she replied, “your body needs energy to repair itself and you need to give it good energy through a decent diet. How many times will I have to tell you to take care of yourself.”

“At least a hundred.” He smiles back, though his features have gone soft. 

“I’ll try to get out of the habit, I promise... But I’m not giving up Pizza by any means... Though I may switch to healthier versions.”

He settles down at the table, motioning for her to join him. 

[opmzman]

"An idiot that doesn't take good enough care of himself." ~asinningcat

@asinningcat

“What’s the point? My body takes care of myself for me anyways.” He shrugs, lighting up another cigarette.

[opmzman]

asinningcat

She sighed before flicking the older hero repeatedly on the forehead. “If. You. Cared. More. You. Wouldn’t. Look. Like. A. Raggedy. Andy. You don’t have to look like a Picasso if you gave just 20% more care about your temple.”

Sighing softly, she let his jacket go, “I guess I’ll be the best devotee you’ll ever have then.”

He flinched at the flicks, more out of instinct than pain, as his senses were a bit less than most humans.

“Raggedy Andy? Nah that’s just cuz of my ratty coat.” He hums, putting out his cigarette under his heal, before tossing it into the trash bin. 

“And I can’t always control if the monsters tear me up and I come out looking that way.”

“Hmm, sure, just don’t start bowing at my feet, and we’ll be fine.” He chuckles lightly.

[opmzman]

Drafts: 8 Inbox: 1 I’ve still got a few things in queue but not many (like 2 I think) Have a headache, so going to eat breakfast quick and lay down. 

May come back later if I wake up in time before work to do more drafts and put them in the queue. 

[opmzman]

                                           ~OPMZMAN~                Indi. Rp blog for Zombieman/Sample 66                                   from One Punch Man

                                          ~Written by Jen-mun~

~Nonexclusive       ~Will Rp with anyone/any fandom      ~OC Friendly          ~Multiverse ~10+ Years Role-playing experience (7+ yrs Tumblr rper)

[champgn]

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[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[disgustinganimals]

That sounds fake but okay

[senritsunotats]

people are sure to panic

[opmzman]

//Am home but doing a bit of house cleaning quick before I come online to do drafts and inbox things

[tatteredarchive-blog]

okay but listen if u ever wanna start multiple threads with me don’t even ask because there’s a 900% chance i'ma cry and be hella happy that u even like interacting with me that much and probably tell u to tag me in as many threads as u want whenever u want always

[suspendedingaffas]

random the golden girls sentence starters!

❝ Nobody ever believes me when I’m telling the truth. I guess that’s the curse of being a devastatingly beautiful woman! ❞ ❝ Eat dirt and die, trash. ❞ ❝ Excuse me, have I given you any indication at all that I care? ❞ ❝ Oh, [Name], you’re not a terrible person. You’re just horny all the time. ❞  ❝ We were enjoying a glass of punch out on the veranda when a beam of moonlight hit my cleavage. Suddenly, the band began to play. It was at that moment I realized my bosoms had the power to make music. ❞ ❝ Jealousy is a very ugly thing, and so are you in anything backless. ❞ ❝ You vindictive little sea monkey! ❞ ❝ We’re collecting lingerie… for needy sexy people. ❞ ❝ I hate to admit it but they melt my Haagen-Dazs. ❞ ❝ I could vomit just looking at you. ❞ ❝ Not all of my dreams are sexual! Sometimes I dream about food. ❞ ❝ I feel like crawling under the covers and eating Velveeta right out of the box. ❞ ❝ Condoms, [Name]! Condoms, condoms, condoms! ❞ ❝ I’m upset because I was not the center of attention and no one said I was the prettiest. ❞ ❝ [Name], I could get herpes listening to this story. ❞ ❝ I’m single, I’m free on Saturday night, and I can arch my back until my head touches my heels. ❞ ❝ When I was a child, I used to get overexcited and pet the cat too hard. ❞ ❝ I’m going over there to kill them. I’ll be back in time for Wheel of Fortune. ❞ ❝ Not everyone is classified by the Navy as a friendly port. ❞ ❝ Let’s rent an adult video, drink mimosas and french-kiss the pillows! ❞ ❝ You’re not getting into this bed! Sleep on the floor like any other dog. ❞ ❝ Must you always be so cheerful, you empty-headed Mary Poppins knock-off? ❞ ❝ I look like a widow in mourning? Perfect, they’ll know I’m available! ❞ ❝ Where am I going? To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide in the car. ❞ ❝ Like I’m the only person who ever mixed a margarita in a sailor’s mouth. ❞  ❝ All I do is listen to your sexual problems. What about my sexual problems? I don’t get any. ❞ ❝ Let me spell it out for you: Go to Hell. ❞ ❝ Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good? ❞ ❝ Go to sleep, sweetheart. Pray for brains. ❞  ❝ It’s like life is a giant weenie roast and I’m the biggest weenie! ❞ ❝ If this sauce was a person, I’d get naked and make love to it. ❞ ❝ Better late than… pregnant!❞ ❝ I always take a deep breath before I greet a man. It thrusts my breasts forward. ❞ ❝ May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta! ❞ ❝ Here we are in the middle of a crisis and there’s no cheesecake. ❞ ❝ Am I forgetting something? Oh no, I never wear underwear. ❞ ❝ My mistake, I thought since you look like Yoda you were also wise.❞ ❝ You know what’s a shame? When you sit down and your thighs squish out to twice their size. ❞

[opmzman]

Midnight kiss

@asinningcat

send “midnight kiss” for my muse’s reaction to your’s crawling into their bed at night and kissing them..

At the feeling of lips on his, Zomb’s eyes flashed open, and he was reaching for his gun in a heartbeat.

With the moonlight shining in, he could make out her form, catching sight of the cat ears, and lowered the weapon some. 

“Ama!? Seriously!? You shouldn’t sneak into people’s houses at night! I could’ve hurt you…Wait… Did… Did you kiss me?”

[opmzman]

asinningcat

“Housecats don’t but I’m sure that’s a myth created from someone accidentally killing a nekomimi in their animal form.” She thought for a second. “Hot chocolate would be nice.”

“I suppose I can understand that... Wait, does that mean you can turn into an actual cat too?” He asks, pulling on a hoodie over his tanktop and adjusting his sweatpants so he wasn’t walking on the cuffs.

He stepped out into his kitchen, turning on the light and rummaging around for the teapot to heat water, and hunting down his hot chocolate mix, setting it on the counter before filling the pot and placing it on the stove top.

[cycleofjustice-blog]

                                      ~CYCLEOFJUSTICE~                            Indi. Rp blog for Mumen Rider                                     from One Punch Man

                                         ~Written by Jen-mun~

~Nonexclusive       ~Will Rp with anyone/any fandom      ~OC Friendly          ~Multiverse ~10+ Years Role-playing experience (7+ yrs Tumblr rper)

[opmzman]

👅~asinningcat

@asinningcat  👅 - Lick my muse

“Um… I’m not dead yet… Don’t eat me, ‘kay?” He teases back, rubbing behind one of her ears.

[opmzman]

asinningcat

Amazon shook her head in disbelief. “YOU really think half these monsters have brains to tell them they’re eating crap? I am sorry that you’ve been a chew toy though.”

Flushing slightly, she sighed, “it’s not a secret but I didn’t mean to say that aloud.”

“Haha you’ve got a point there.. And don’t worry about it. I’m just glad it’s me and not someone else.”

“Still, I won’t tell anyone you said that.” He winks back with an amused grin at the blush.

[cherryirises-deactivated2020042]

@ all of my followers who use the mobile tumblr app!!!

please go to “General Settings” then to “Dashboard Preferences” and turn off “Best Stuff First”. This is killing artist exposure! Please, please, PLEASE, turn it off if you really do love the artists you follow! You’d be helping us so much! Please reblog this so that more people may know!

[thewhiterabbit42]

Artists and writers are losing a lot of exposure over this new feature.  Someone recently posted a photo of their notes over the last month and there was a HUGE difference from before the “Best Stuff First” feature and after.  

The things many people create on this site is getting buried.  Some is commissions but a LOT of content is done for free.  Changing your settings does help them, but it also helps YOU still find the things/ blogs you enjoy.  If you want to actively help, hit the reblog button if you enjoy something.

[nobodys-baby-now]

Please guys, reblog this like crazy. AND if you like someone’s artwork of fics, please reblog it too

[katesattic]

Fuck I turned that shit off as soon as the option was made. Not only is it shite. But it also cuts so much content off your dash that you’d otherwise see on desktop. Like, I refresh my dash A LOT and seeing the same “best” shit after each refresh is so dull.

Not only do I support artist on this site, but I also don’t like others telling me what’s “best” for me. Let me judge for myself thanks.

[opmzman]

Also a tid-bit for the Roleplay community as well:

I had wondered why nothing seemed to be in chronological order each time I was on the app.

As soon as I turned this off, everything instantly went back to normal! 

If you’re looking at the dash via mobile, or are a Mobile Roleplayer, this feature makes it super hard to find things your partners have replied to when looking through the dash.

And as this post says, if you have artists or roleplay partners you follow and suddenly aren’t seeing their content, it’s a good guess this is probably why.