harry & the weasleys

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James: With how often Remus talks about rules I would think he'd be more upset with this.

Sirius: Oh please, Remus only learns the rules so he can break them more efficiently.

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*morning post arrives in the great hall*

Sirius: It's from my mother.

Remus: What is it?

Sirius: It's heavy. Must be all her hopes and dreams for me.

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Remus: I tell you, if sleeping was an olympic sport . . .

Remus: I would lose at that too, cause I haven't slept in 3 days.

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James: would you slap your crush in the face for a million Galleons?

Lily: I would roundhouse kick you in the face for free.

James "tearing up": I'm your crush?!

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Remus: If you KNOW it's a bad idea, then why are you doing it!?

Sirius: it fits my aesthetic 💅🏽

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Remus: Life always surprises you, because at every stage of it, you're like "there's nothing worse than this".

Remus: But then surprise, there is.

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Sirius: Did I go too far?

Remus: No, No, No. You went too far 7 hours ago. Now you're just going to prison.

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Ginny: I'm a sensible and peaceful woman.

Harry: Five minutes ago you threw a chair at me!

Ginny: that was a sensible, peaceful compromise for the table I was going to throw.

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Sirius: I only got 5 hours of sleep last night

Remus: pathetic . . .

Remus: I got 1 😎

Lily: Remus, that's not something you're supposed to be proud of!

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Sirius: Can ghosts bite?

James: Wow, that's actually a really good question!

Remus: Don't encourage him . . . !

*Sirius & James already on their way to ask one of the ghosts*

Remus *sighs*: . . . You'll only make things worse.

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Lily: here is some advice

James: please don't, I'm really not in the mood fo-

Lily: To bad, we're stuck here alone with my thoughts

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Remus: Lie still, you've lost a lot of blood!

Sirius: I didn't lose it, moony. I know exactly where it is!! *points at puddle of blood next to him*

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Sirius: I love you Moony!

Remus: I love you too, Padfoot!

James: And I love you Lily evans!

Lily: I love you yoo, stupid.

*silence*

Together: we all love you as well, wormtail.

Peter: thank you, I was feeling left out.

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Sirius: just be casual. Try some light flirting.

James: I can do that.

[Later]

Lily: Nice work! High five!

James "while their fingers intertwine": I'm in love with you.

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Remus: I'm great today! I feel positive, I feel creative, I feel motivated!

Remus "an hour later": Nope, that was the coffee.

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Remus: You have more qualities than you thin, pads, *points to Sirius's chest* you have this.

Sirius: I do have great tits, yes thank you.

Remus:

Remus: ... I meant your heart.

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Sirius "on the phone with Remus": Remember how I said that James and I were going to have a calm night out for once?

Remus: yes...?

Sirius: well, we're in jail...