Opposum Girl

Dyke/32/Futch or something/🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️/commie/sub bottom/fun times haver/aspiring milf

[transfemininomenon]

broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

[transfemininomenon]

where's my useless apprentice i TOLD him it was going to be the duty of the next generation to not repeat the mistakes of those before them and to make this world bet- oh my apprentice goes by her now? you're telling me she's right in front of me! my dear i'm so sorry i didn't know. you look so much more happier and more confident than the bumbling, shy apprentice i once knew. im so proud of you. were you the one who tampered with my fucking runes

[shadedwillow]

me desperately whimpering and thrusting into your lubed-up hand while you whisper "that's it, good girl" into my ear when

[happylambie-deactivated20181004]

Three women with penises, plus the statue of Hermaphroditus The Louvre, Paris Fr http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermaphroditus

[rubynyoro-n]

Misgendered by a woman with a protect the dolls tshirt

[rubynyoro-n]

Protect the dolls unless she's clocky or has a deep voice or has mental health issues or inconveniences you or stands up for herself or doesn't pat you on the back for wearing this t-shirt or is in a bad mood or you're in a bad mood or it requires you to do literally anything besides wearing a t-shirt or

[irrevocablecondition]

do we think blond men are born evil or does some tragic event occur with all of them in their formative years

[b0tster]

i get back from my lil me day touching grass (sand), open my phone and the first thing i see is the US fucking bombing iran and the media manufacturing consent to invade the middle east like its 2003 again holy fuck im so tired

[b0tster]

cant wait for a call of duty game to come out 4 years later depicting unspecified-ran totally having nukes and setting them off on their own soil cuz they are sooooo evil

[hustlerose]

[stormywinter42-deactivated20250]

Need to forcefem a girl but like in a gentle way

Give her her hormone injections and calm her down and tell her how well shes handling the needles and how pretty shes getting

[sleepsucks]

[amazingatheist]

If you traveled to a country that was totally modern and cosmopolitan in every way, but they practiced cannibalism and even had cannibal restaurants, would you attend one to see what it was like?

[opossumattack]

Give me the Long Pig.

[sleepsucks]

[immortalbeingz]

[jesterlesbian]

I'm not queer. I'm disembodied.

QUEER (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

[cowbot-lumberjane-deactivated20]

Remember when a big part of US propaganda against the USSR was a lot of art of like, "big fat mannish women as opposed to our thin feminine dames" and the russian woman in question would always be the hottest woman imaginable. Like, chops wood for winter, lifts kilos of grain to stock up, built like a communal apartment block with a belly like a T42 turret and cheeks like a fresh baked pie. Couldn't be me being afraid, out the way eagle boy im bout to be so deep in communist pussy I'd be snorkeling with Castro. See ya

[cowbot-lumberjane-deactivated20]

alright dont make me regret making this rebloggable again. If ANYONE adds an example and the woman isnt fat its over

[blignick]

[swagophile]

Detransitioning while on the clock so when customers try to misgender me I can point to my nametag with a man's name and give them the dreamworks smirk like. Actually you just gendered me correctly. You failed. And if they try to misgender me by using she im actually a woman deep down so they failed again. I think this is a flawless plan and a genius ruse on my part

[swagophile]

Wait why do I feel worse

[moth-in-the-broth]

its the simple things