oppieenthusiast

i like oppenheimer. h/h or t/t , im a #whiteboy

[oppieenthusiast]

how i think my friends feel after i oc lore dump

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[silly-logical-clover]

Why is it called an oven if you

[generalanachorcollective]

man why is it called an oven if

[versatilefloof]

why is it called an oven

[oppieenthusiast]

why is it called an

[cr0w1zd3d]

Why is it called

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[oppieenthusiast]

I am molah child

does that mean the molah is a parent now.

are you the molah.

so many questions. so many answers.

[oppieenthusiast]

feels great here. yeah.

[goose-offical]

CHAT I UNLOCKED SHAPE-SHIFTING

[cr0w1zd3d]

TUTORIAL NOW.

[oppieenthusiast]

CAN I ALSO HAVE TUTORIAL. I WANT TO BE MAN.

[goose-offical]

OOC: i have no clue how this is my most popular post lmao it was a shit-post cause i felt like i looked like alex fierro. mod also wants to be able to shapeshift, binders are so uncomfortable 😭

right uhhhh tiny bit of brown eyeshadow to make a mustache (ya do have one it's just not that visible) only a lil bit though so it doesn't look fake. brown eyeshadow as contour my beloved <3 you can find lots of different makeup tutorials on pinterest.

clothes... any outfit can be styled to look more masculine, feminine or androgynous, one side of zip up hoodie hanging off the shoulder and half zipped up will typically be seen as more fem whereas it unzipped with straight lines will look more masc

i'll add a link to my pinterest board with this kinda advice tomorrow if ya want. reminder that you obviously don't have to listen to my advice, i am a teenager with a blog pretending to be a goose, not at all professionally trained in fashion/makeup (yet!)

[oppieenthusiast]

wow. thank you goose. im already quite a few steps there i say in my 5 hoodies and 2 pairs of sweatpants even though its 106F outside and having dark blond hair that looks brown that i could toitally make a mustache otu of

(OOC: LMAOO your fine i didnt expect you to reply that fast im frying also no im not outside im just fine inside and hydrating ((and its my first reblog thing or whatever im still new to tumblr lmaoo)))

[goose-offical]

ooc: I'm chronically online lol. no dying in the warm weather!! (i melt at 86°F 😔😔😔) and good luck getting used to tumblr

[oppieenthusiast]

ooc: thank yuo goose... steps out into the sun and turns to dust

[oppieenthusiast]

Molah

i want to draw how this feels to me out.

have my new child.

[thestormwielder]

wrestling is really gay

[cr0w1zd3d]

Like grown men like to watch sweaty grown men in basically underware or tight outfits try and pin each other down?????

[oppieenthusiast]

i guess i better get into wrestling

[silly-logical-clover]

Why is it called an oven if you

[generalanachorcollective]

man why is it called an oven if

[versatilefloof]

why is it called an oven

[oppieenthusiast]

why is it called an

[goose-offical]

CHAT I UNLOCKED SHAPE-SHIFTING

[cr0w1zd3d]

TUTORIAL NOW.

[oppieenthusiast]

CAN I ALSO HAVE TUTORIAL. I WANT TO BE MAN.

[goose-offical]

OOC: i have no clue how this is my most popular post lmao it was a shit-post cause i felt like i looked like alex fierro. mod also wants to be able to shapeshift, binders are so uncomfortable 😭

right uhhhh tiny bit of brown eyeshadow to make a mustache (ya do have one it's just not that visible) only a lil bit though so it doesn't look fake. brown eyeshadow as contour my beloved <3 you can find lots of different makeup tutorials on pinterest.

clothes... any outfit can be styled to look more masculine, feminine or androgynous, one side of zip up hoodie hanging off the shoulder and half zipped up will typically be seen as more fem whereas it unzipped with straight lines will look more masc

i'll add a link to my pinterest board with this kinda advice tomorrow if ya want. reminder that you obviously don't have to listen to my advice, i am a teenager with a blog pretending to be a goose, not at all professionally trained in fashion/makeup (yet!)

[oppieenthusiast]

wow. thank you goose. im already quite a few steps there i say in my 5 hoodies and 2 pairs of sweatpants even though its 106F outside and having dark blond hair that looks brown that i could toitally make a mustache otu of

(OOC: LMAOO your fine i didnt expect you to reply that fast im frying also no im not outside im just fine inside and hydrating ((and its my first reblog thing or whatever im still new to tumblr lmaoo)))

[goose-offical]

CHAT I UNLOCKED SHAPE-SHIFTING

[cr0w1zd3d]

TUTORIAL NOW.

[oppieenthusiast]

CAN I ALSO HAVE TUTORIAL. I WANT TO BE MAN.

[goose-offical]

CHAT I UNLOCKED SHAPE-SHIFTING

[cr0w1zd3d]

TUTORIAL NOW.

[oppieenthusiast]

uhm. go click the ask me anything button. it gives you a dollar if you send one in.

im hungry🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[oppieenthusiast]

hi

i forgot tumblr existed but. ask somethying im bored

[oppieenthusiast]

i forgot tumblr existed but have this creature i made