Goose

the goose he/it 🪿 anything unless otherwise stated is in character, if i upset you, please tell me, it's not intentional

[goose-offical]

* HONK HONK!!!! QUACK*

* throws knife at the goose. *

“You’ve tortured me enough!”

- You should pin this. True story btw I was attacked by a goose.

oops. yeah sure lol.

since this is still my pinned, mod is @sharks-are-better-than-people, any pronouns EXCEPT she/her, minor, queer asf.

okayyy bye *HONK*

🪿

[sharks-are-better-than-people]

any digital artists got any tips for learning to use/using procreate?

[cheese-whiz-barber]

Can this be the disability month we finally stop talking about iq

[dying-pen-offical]

I love you trans people, you should be able to legally run over people that are transphobic.

[goose-offical]

yay! i'll brb

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

"the glass is half empty" "the glass is half full" no. you're both wrong. the glass is full of pee #pissimist

[popsunner]

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

[popsunner]

Don’t do this to me

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

my brother in christ you made the post

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

[ant9624]

DONATE TO THE CANADIAN WILDFIRE CHARITIES PLEASE!

hi gamers, i’d like to raise awareness about the canadian fires, which run across from the canadian border in northern minnesota to the northwest territories and even to newfoundland

not only have these fires been destroying nature, but also homes. PLEASE read the new york times article about the wildfires!

to help, you can donate to the canadian red cross wildfire fund (offical website). if you want to find out more, go to this website.

PLEASE CONSIDER DONATING!!

all donations at the links above will go STRAIGHT to helping people help others or the families themselves. if a family member of yours is impacted, make sure the contact the canadian red cross to get help.

the wildfires will not stop anytime soon, so we must do all we can to protect what we can.

if you can’t donate (or if you can) please tell and tag as many people that you know as possible

@alien-in-washington @ant131 @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @styles-vast-empty-mind @chemicalwolfgames @sauteed-skull @sashimi55 @dogpuppy @hatsunemikuismyspiritanimal @silly-camera-official

[killer-offical]

this is Uhhh. ummmmm. Simon :D its name is Simon!! its Bob The Teethman's cousin

[killer-offical]

i hope everyone finds this in the middle of the night when the lights are closed

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

Okay 1st of all... WHAT THE FUCK 2nd: "Lights are closed" ???

[killer-offical]

what, isnt simon pretty

yeah when you turn off the lights. the lights are closed

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

no, they aren't? if anything the lights are open, because the circuit isn't closed?

[killer-offical]

are we talking about the same thing. i thought you got confused when i said "lights are closed" and thought that maybe referring to lights as being closed is incorrect cause in my first tongue, thats what you say

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

I'm sorry, It's just odd to me, Never heard that way of saying it before.

[killer-offical]

really😭 i think it might just be something i adopted from my first tongue and translated to english

[goose-offical]

i saw this at 2am in the dark without my glasses.

you succeeded

[rednines]

If you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly which is good to know if you wanna resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist prison construction in the 80s

[catgirlcaliphate]

I’m just gonna go ahead and reblog this for purely educational purposes.

[valhallas-last]

Of course. Purely for education.

[homosexuality-offical]

has anyone else been getting those really really Christian ads on Tumblr? Do they know this is not the place to beg people to repent for their sins?

[no-one-offical]

Why are you in particular here at the Devil's Sacrament

[goose-offical]

is that the "have you seen the HOLY GHOST since you've believed" one? 😭

*the bit in all caps is in a fiery font

[purple--starrrs]

By the way it's like. Really fucked how society's thoughts on epilepsy is just "get over it." Seizures can cause permanent brain damage. Seizures can kill people. Seizures hurt like hell. Allow me to reiterate that seizures can kill people. And you're just gonna casually put flashing lights, a common trigger for seizures in your advertisement, in your animation meme, in your edit, on your billboards, without even thinking about putting a simple disclaimer? That's unbelievable. Your little anime edit could deadass cost a life and you're not gonna put a warning because it's "inconvenient" or "people like that shouldn't be on the internet" (ableist) (the problem exists outside the internet also). Or you'll give insufficient ones like putting it in the captions or only giving like one second before the flashing lights appear, meaning that the trigger's already in motion before anyone who needs the warning can read it and save themselves from literal physical danger.

We need to start commenting under other people's posts about how to properly warn for flashing lights and eyestrain. We need to be emailing and calling companies about their possibly triggering advertisements that could induce seizures. We need to stop tolerating ableism and start speaking up for the more vulnerable.

Also, stop putting epilepsy warnings. That's like saying "warning: schizophrenia" on a post including unreality or "warning: dyslexia" on a post with a typing quirk. First off, the disability mentioned isn't the only group of people that this could trigger. Second, it doesn't truly get the message across and instead makes it worse for those with the disability-- scrolling through the epilepsy tag on Tumblr should get you to view the content of other epileptic people, but no, you just get a bunch of flashing lights and eyestrain, even though you could instead tag for, oh I dunno, flashing lights and eyestrain.

Anyways this Disability Pride, and for every month that comes after, think about epileptic people and others who are triggered by flashing lights/eyestrain. Happy pride to those who experience seizures too frequently due to the unaccommodating and ableist societies we live in!

[lesvegas]

A few years ago while trying to find ways to commit suicide as painlessly as possible, I came across a PDF of Dr. Paul Quinnett's The Forever Decision. Thinking it might go into actual methods of suicide (I read an article once that actually did that and was trying to find it again) I started to read it, and I think I only got about two pages in before I was crying too much to actually see the words.

I downloaded the PDF to my hard drive and I open it again whenever I'm feeling too suicidal to do much else, but not enough to start booking a ride to the hospital. And every time without fail I only go up to a few pages before backing off and choosing to live another day just because suicide suddenly seems even more unbearable than whatever the hell upset me in the first place.

All the book really does is [I'm pulling a summary from GoodReads here as, again, I've read no more than 5 pages] "discusses the social aspects of suicide, the right to die, anger, loneliness, depression, stress, hopelessness, drug and alcohol abuse, the consequences of a suicide attempt, and how to get help."

But it also starts with the author kindly asking the reader to complete the book before going through with anything, and for some reason I'm compelled to really just try to read it all before finalizing everything. Despite not yet completing it (hopefully never will) I think I can safely say it's saved my life at least a few times now.

It's intentionally legal to copy and redistribute this book to keep it as accessible as possible, and it's very easy to find, but here's a link for it anyways.

[goose-offical]

i think my eyesight is getting worse sighhhh

[goose-offical]

CRAP WRONG BLOG

[goose-offical]

i think my eyesight is getting worse sighhhh

[goose-offical]

CHAT I UNLOCKED SHAPE-SHIFTING

[cr0w1zd3d]

TUTORIAL NOW.

[oppieenthusiast]

CAN I ALSO HAVE TUTORIAL. I WANT TO BE MAN.

[goose-offical]

OOC: i have no clue how this is my most popular post lmao it was a shit-post cause i felt like i looked like alex fierro. mod also wants to be able to shapeshift, binders are so uncomfortable 😭

right uhhhh tiny bit of brown eyeshadow to make a mustache (ya do have one it's just not that visible) only a lil bit though so it doesn't look fake. brown eyeshadow as contour my beloved <3 you can find lots of different makeup tutorials on pinterest.

clothes... any outfit can be styled to look more masculine, feminine or androgynous, one side of zip up hoodie hanging off the shoulder and half zipped up will typically be seen as more fem whereas it unzipped with straight lines will look more masc

i'll add a link to my pinterest board with this kinda advice tomorrow if ya want. reminder that you obviously don't have to listen to my advice, i am a teenager with a blog pretending to be a goose, not at all professionally trained in fashion/makeup (yet!)

[oppieenthusiast]

wow. thank you goose. im already quite a few steps there i say in my 5 hoodies and 2 pairs of sweatpants even though its 106F outside and having dark blond hair that looks brown that i could toitally make a mustache otu of

(OOC: LMAOO your fine i didnt expect you to reply that fast im frying also no im not outside im just fine inside and hydrating ((and its my first reblog thing or whatever im still new to tumblr lmaoo)))

[goose-offical]

ooc: I'm chronically online lol. no dying in the warm weather!! (i melt at 86°F 😔😔😔) and good luck getting used to tumblr

[goose-offical]

CHAT I UNLOCKED SHAPE-SHIFTING

[cr0w1zd3d]

TUTORIAL NOW.

[oppieenthusiast]

CAN I ALSO HAVE TUTORIAL. I WANT TO BE MAN.

[goose-offical]

OOC: i have no clue how this is my most popular post lmao it was a shit-post cause i felt like i looked like alex fierro. mod also wants to be able to shapeshift, binders are so uncomfortable 😭

right uhhhh tiny bit of brown eyeshadow to make a mustache (ya do have one it's just not that visible) only a lil bit though so it doesn't look fake. brown eyeshadow as contour my beloved <3 you can find lots of different makeup tutorials on pinterest.

clothes... any outfit can be styled to look more masculine, feminine or androgynous, one side of zip up hoodie hanging off the shoulder and half zipped up will typically be seen as more fem whereas it unzipped with straight lines will look more masc

i'll add a link to my pinterest board with this kinda advice tomorrow if ya want. reminder that you obviously don't have to listen to my advice, i am a teenager with a blog pretending to be a goose, not at all professionally trained in fashion/makeup (yet!)

[sizvideos]

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

[iamanemotionaltimebomb]

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

[snake-lady]

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

[tkthegoddess]

Always a reblog. 💋

[lyra-invisa]

I will forever reblog this when I see it because its so important