* HONK HONK!!!! QUACK*
* throws knife at the goose. *
“You’ve tortured me enough!”
- You should pin this. True story btw I was attacked by a goose.
oops. yeah sure lol.

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@goose-offical
* HONK HONK!!!! QUACK*
* throws knife at the goose. *
“You’ve tortured me enough!”
- You should pin this. True story btw I was attacked by a goose.
oops. yeah sure lol.
Hello fellow goose
@goose-offical
why hello there
have you bread to offer me?
indeed i do
🍞🥐🫓🥖🥯🥨
gods. people need to learn how to tag things.
tag posts with flashing lights with #tw flashing lights #flash warning or something like that.
do NOT tag it with #photosensitivity or #epilepsy. those tags are for that community and tagging it with that is dangerous for them
i feel crap right now but flashing lights can kill some people. it's not too hard to type a few words.
alexander hamilton.
my name is alexander hamilton
9000 notes and i contact a psychologist bcs im a chronic self harmer
girlypop you okay
MOOTS, ASSEMBLE
GET THIS GUY A PSYCHOLOGIST NOW
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NOO THERES NO SPAMMING COMMENTS OKAY WAIT
@the-one-and-only-piper-offical @raewantscoffee @relinquished-roses-offical
LET'S DO THIS MY LOVELY MOOTS
@secretsisterhood3 @chaosatthebookclub @connell-the-actor
@mikhailruinstheinternet @wishbones-and-clovers @con-the-kobold
@yourlocalavian
CALLING MY- ...idk I already used the Avengers quote what's another one....
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I dont watch enough movies help....
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ANYWAYS-
ASSEMBLEEEE
@serendipitys-dragon @lunathetunaaa @wynnbellamy @ghostie-blu @jellyfishizhere @no1likemickey @demigoddessofthetrees @birddoesstuff @p3skybirdd @sharinosaur @iicor @aussiebeth @mars2moons @moon-storm @lemoneblossom @autopilotangel @autophobiastar @kaeruutv @thelongferret @the-bug-carnival @theboybehindtheflowerspng @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @callofwinter @opal-and-pumpkin @bucket-of-axilotl @callofwinter @wiltingtu1ips @kitab00m101 @pinkparrotwrites @smallcloverleaf @silvertheindignantfox @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @aqxuastars @phoenixrainsfire413 @purrrrplecats @museyphobia @haboinga @nerd-alerts @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @rusty-spooooooooon @maimaitheartist @beanzdabean @aries-the-faery @purrrrplecats @boooootomatotomato
Alright fellas.
You know what to do.
@nerd-alerts @elijahcries2 @tabbykai @beanzdabean @gremilnboxedin @p3skybirdd @boooootomatotomato @ianyourattic @thefabuloussalemwitch @eveessideblogfornonsense @wiltingtu1ips @wixenfelloff @vickysnowpawz @violetrosiecookiesleepydemon @cantspellanexitey
uhhhh i don't what to call y'all
ig y'all are my snow bunnies now ( idk snow )
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come on
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we can do this!! @st4ry3mi @vita-min-buniii @stxrrstrxx @mychemicalplatonicrelationship @galacticstag literally @everyone!!!
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Come my swarm! No note limit!
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@achillesfinch14 @hyyl18 @hyyl18
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hey.
@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @hercules-mulligan-offical @john-laurens-offical @angelica-schuyler-offical @george-washington-offical @potassium-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical @yuri-offical @togore-offical @shangdi-offical @gay-shapeshifter-offical @bananbreadoffical @carrot-offical @ninjago-offical @godemperorduckoffical @coffee-offical @water-frog-offical @odysseus--offical @plague-horseman-offical @death-horseman-offical @famine-horseman-offical @war-horseman-offical @taggingemowhodrinkscoffeeoffical @biscoff-offical @love-offical @mof-offical @breadcrumb-offical @neptune-offical @curseof10k-offical
What of instead of being like "my pronouns are he/they" we were like "my main weapon is he/him and my sub-bombs are they/them"
"My DPG (damage per gender) is non binary but my support is demigirl"
"Oh yeah I've always been cis male main"
it is doppelsnager time
Welcome to the officsnailverse
oh my gods you turned me into a snail
I need to get a list of all the queer officals (who I haven’t snailed) possible so that the queers get their snail for pride
i'm confused and queer asf
funny enough your already on my snailing list for the day
dam. really that obvious? /silly /j
I need to get a list of all the queer officals (who I haven’t snailed) possible so that the queers get their snail for pride
i'm confused and queer asf
I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.
IT’S FINALLY PRIDE MONTH, TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN.
YO IT'S ME
sometimes I look in the mirror and think "man these clothes make me look ugly" and then I go "wait shut the fuck up, you are a beautiful girl and maybe these clothes just don't feel right today, find something else to wear and never forget how beautiful you are" and it's great
girl when really philosophical there. well done. think more like satan
I would fuckin ROCK a maid dress
10000 notes and I post a pic of me wearing a maid dress
@tagging-officals-offical
@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical @yuri-offical @togore-offical @shangdi-offical @gay-shapeshifter-offical @bananbreadoffical @carrot-offical @ninjago-offical @godemperorduckoffical @coffee-offical
@water-frog-offical @odysseus--offical @plague-horseman-offical @death-horseman-offical @famine-horseman-offical @war-horseman-offical @taggingemowhodrinkscoffeeoffical @biscoff-offical @love-offical @mof-offical @breadcrumb-offical @neptune-offical @curseof10k-offical @holy-holy-batman-offical-batman
@pond-scum-offical @pond-scum-offical @writers-offical @authoritarianism-offical @gacha-life-offical @not-offical-offical @lakitu-offical @hammer-of-justice-offical @wereboobs-offical @tea-offical @onion-opinions-offical @onion-opinions-offical @kinkajou-offical @pan-offical @oppossum-offical @kissed-a-woman-offical @calculus-offical @the-colour-green-offical @tolkien-offical @anakin-skywalker-offical @m0th-man-offical @your-local-vampire-guy-offical @purpleguy-offical @assistant-offical @thedevilfromthebible-offical
hi officalverse! imma be annoying and but into your lore and rps and shit posts and everywhere! where im probably not wanted! as a bit!
i think im supposed to tag people when i join the officalverse, but i don't really know anyone, so if anyone could tag folks for me that'd be great!
//ooc
anything from mod will be indicated w/ blue text
mod doesn't feel comfortable reavealing their name, so will just go as "mod" on here, they use they/them pronous and have a habit of refering to themself in the third person (as seen)
@tagging-officals-offical here you go! welcome :D
YOUR SCARS ARE BEAUTIFUL YOUR STRETCH MARKS ARE BEAUTIFUL YOUR STOMACH IS BEAUTIFUL YOUR BODY HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
"is tumblr like twitter for gay people?" - my irl
It’s so annoying when I say I have an irrational fear or a phobia and people try to logic me out of it. I just told you that it’s irrational.
Hello, Satan. I'm currently working on (or more brainstorming) a project that I hope to finish. At least one day. Before either of us dies.
Anyway, for said project I'd like to ask you a couple of questions. I would appreciate it a lot if you answered as well as you can. Or even at all, I know you probably get a fuck ton of asks everyday. But here are my questions:
Why/how did your blog come to be? What was the original purpose, and why do you think you became famous?
Who are the people who are/were the most prevalent in the officalverse? Who has made an impact?
Are there any events that have happened in the officalverse that have made an impact? (Good or bad.)
Again, if this gets answered, I thank you sincerely. I think that once this project is finished, you'll like it a lot. Or not, man. You're hella unpredictable. And even if you don't answer (which is fine, no pressure), I'll make it anyway. It just might be a bit less accurate.
1- My blog came to be because I thought it would be funny to have a satan to a god-offical, but the misspelling of official was on accident. I think the start of my 'climb to fame' was when I think I-am-a-fish reblogged one of my posts (I don't remember which one) and I went from like 91 followers to 300+ in a night. But I think I'm famous because people think I'm funny
2- I think the most prevalent people in the officalverse are the ones who joined before it became as big as it is now, like @no-one-offical , @homosexuality-offical , and also @helpmemiku . I think they also made their own impacts, but I know lots of other famous blogs in the officalverse help as well, like addressing very distressing or negative news in the world to help spread awareness, which really helps because a lot of the time I don't know most of it. There's also a lot of those reblog-to-spread-awareness things, and the crazy number of officalverse blogs help grow that awareness (thank you @tagging-officals-offical )
3- I think the presidential elections near the start of the officalverse takeover™ were a big event (I won, not to brag), and there was also 2 big hunger games events (I won 1 on them, not to bag) which people were taking VERY seriously. I really like those officalverse-wide polls, I think they bring us together. There's a few things happening behind the scenes at the moment which I won't talk about, but it's nothing to worry about. I really want there to be a sexy offical poll, but maybe we keep that INSIDE the officalverse because I doubt enough people on Tumblr know what it actually is for the official sexy people to officially do one (I love them but it's a stupid idea that would just be for the memes) (also I want to win.)
Can't wait to see what this project is all about!! :)