shitpostgenerator sentence starters
❝ please don’t feel the buttplug. ❞
❝ why are you screaming at pasta? ❞
❝ you can’t trust angry taxes. ❞
❝ where are the friends? ❞
❝ *punches your cops while i save me from kinkshaming evil cash* ❞
❝ but can your wicked sick republican mail your friends my communist gender? ❞
❝ i can’t believe a sjw fucked the moon ❞
❝ warning: controversial horses. ❞
❝ i need to know if i can suck your mozzarella stick. ❞
❝ you are rude and libertarian and can’t have your drugs dissapointed. ❞
❝ here we kinkshame worthless dead kinkshaming. ❞
❝ i will not suck a certain snowman. ❞
❝ i have become a fool. ❞
❝ i am the first werewolf to feel regrets. ❞
❝ can communists find me? ❞
❝ who put a fish on my kinky train? ❞
❝ who put shitty pizza on my miserable corpse? ❞
❝ why are tragedies so heterosexual? ❞
❝ can raccoons feel me? ❞
❝ here we bully the capitalist government. ❞
❝ i don’t want to suffer anymore. ❞
❝ go on a date with bees. ❞
❝ half disappointment, half snowman. ❞
❝ how to prevent a husband. ❞
❝ please stop disappointing bees. ❞
❝ large dick ruined by blender. ❞
❝ fuck dudes who lie about bread. ❞
❝ i was aroused by my hat. ❞
❝ this fruit wants to be known as ‘the lord of weed’. ❞
❝ it’s okay to confess your feelings for garbage. ❞
❝ way too many spiders. ❞
❝ look at this incredibly naked man. ❞
❝ i will vore my way out of hell to fuck up the sentient god of cops. ❞
❝ you need to not date trash. ❞
❝ my goal is to straight up suffer. ❞
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