Winin' And Dinin'

[gaypeopletwitter]

[youhaveabadconnection]

Did you mean: The Lord of the Rings

[theocseason4]

genie: you have 3 wishes what’s will be the first

me: i wish for jenna marbles’ dogs to be immortal

genie: that’s a pretty cool wish  you still have 3 that one was on me

[just-shower-thoughts]

The spiders that live in Buckingham Palace now are probably the descendants of the spiders that lived there during Victorian times - it’s a whole parallel royal family but with spiders

[all-movie-stuff]

[studentlifeproblems]

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[rainy--daisy-deactivated2019082]

[infomercial]

ima miss the tiddies not even in a horny way they’re just nice to look at

[infomercial]

[thatdanestevez]

ICONIC. As always. 

[animal-factbook]

[justbadpuns]

Happybara

[lotterywinnersonacid-deactivate]

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

[mousegard]

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

[rosewarmth-deactivated20201202]

if u grew up watching winnie the pooh, u have empathy n kindness engraved in u no doubt about it

[brundlejenn]

this would be far too powerful

[mens-rights-activia]

My ugly ass who’s never been in a relationship giving my friends relationship advice:

[un-magnificentlivesofadults]

My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then

[un-magnificentlivesofadults]

update:

[back-that-sass-up]

Great update

[gaypeopletwitter]

[hotboyproblems]

the happy ending he deserved