unknown depths

Jakob Anne Eisenhardt-Summers. I know seven different languages and I can scream in all of them.

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Those arent tats the universe just decided to hole punch out all the cool magic parts of me 

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I noticed that. Bad luck.

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No offense, but I recognize some of you and you are... a lot older where I am from.

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Fuck magic and fuck me 

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I have the most fertile mutant parents and they still only have me between them. Garbage mutant fertility rate.

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today in sex ed gambit was like your parents are totally still having sex and i was like uuh not unless some guard is getting a serious paycheck bonus on the daily

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I complain a lot. It's a side effect of having a lot to complain about.

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But I caught up on the family tragedies all in the same year so I guess we're even.

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@opticirony

The X-Factor way to deal with anything is lots and lots of ice cream.

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I tried the ice cream route. It honestly makes me feel like I've completely lost it.

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Wow, Jakob. Vati got you a trip to space for your birthday? Well, he got us arrested.

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Love being the only kid papa raised. Makes family reunions amazing.

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The brown part of my hair is dye. I stopped halfway through it. I dunno what I was thinking.

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My callsign is Ferrous, but it used to be Irony because kids can be cruel.

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That's my core. It's what happens when I center my molten form.

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I've been an asshole to papa lately so changing it to Summers-Eisenhardt would kill him, probably.

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Before you say it: Yeah, I know I look like a frappuccino. 

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Make way for Jakob Anne Eisenhardt-Summers.