Someone playing Minecraft with keepinventory on and dying so they can get home quickly has such like, Powerful, Careless Immortal energy.

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Someone playing Minecraft with keepinventory on and dying so they can get home quickly has such like, Powerful, Careless Immortal energy.
A king recognizes another king in fashion
country gnomes,
take my bones
to a place,
they don't belong
see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.
west virginia
Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride
Homophobes: u mean they act like brothers
Denver Zoo: they’re fucking, lorie.
Are you really going to scroll past without saying Спокойной ночи, мистер Флеймгатор
The bit in russian says “Good night mister flamegator”
*stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp*
IM HERE TO GET SEXUAL
im high as fuck and i opened my phone and this was the first thing i saw which scared almost the literal shit out of me i screamed
wish i lived in animal crossing so all i had to do to make money is shake trees and beat the shit out of rocks
just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were
EVISCERATED
For those that don’t know, Brock’s mom and dad both bailed on their kids to go dreamchasing for a bit and he had to look after NINE siblings on his own
In other words,
SHOTS FIRED
Fuck you I’ll reblog it cuz it’s an elephant strawberry I need no other reason
It’s an elephant strawberry. That’s already magical enough.
but when will these come back
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) dir. Michael Dougherty
why are burns and smithers on the ceiling
This can’t be topped
Its about time to move on from this Minecraft town so it’s time to say goodbye to
What’s under the train station / zombie driving school
But not just under the train station / zombie driving school. But in the basement.
But not just in the basement
But in the sub-basement
But below the sub-basement
Is the sub-sub-basement.
And under the sub-sub-basement
Is the underwater tunnel. A dangerous dark underwater tunnel that requires most of your health to get through. After the underwater tunnel you have to go through
The sub-sub-sub-basement. Which leads to
The second underwater tunnel. Which leads to
The door
But behind The Door…
Is Jeff
I’m glad people are appreciating the work it took to seal away Jeff