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multi-fandom mixed posting mess blog ♡monsters aliens robots & cute stuff♡ i am a grown folk please do not interract if you are a minor, it's weird for everyone involved i mean no offense please be safe on this hellsite thank you -•● monsterfucker ∆ queer ∆ antiSWERF'n'TERF ●•- if you're a "transmed" you can see yourself out

[hastamortis]

old piece that I still love

[hastamortis]

Maybe you can just… remember us getting a beer

[ditzbaby1]

assistant morticia hates general rick.

[kodachromantic]

alright i did it!!! finally!! here's what i could do with the sanchez family portrait.

first is my tracing/recreation, then the pics go backwards from changing perspective, to adjustment fixes, then finally the original for reference.

i felt like an archeologist and/or frankenstein when making this lol THEY'RE ALIIIIIVVEEEE

[journal-three]

aizawa's sleeping bag isn't a sleeping bag and I'm having a crisis. wtf is this.

[teaboot]

Women want me, fish fear me. Mermaids are conflicted

[teaboot]

Swamp creatures are down to clown, but it's purely physical

[aestheticsxemotions]

there it is, again

that funny feeling

[roadsidefool]

Happy gravity falls day

[whitepeopletwitter]

[justlookatthosesausages]

I am not ready for the mood guys

[levrathan]

[appletartboutique]

A couple face paint designs I've done.

[shutyourmoustache]

Fave tweets from week 2 of quarantine:

[akiione]

Redraw!

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[jiubilant]

skyrim was named for its prodigious yogurt

[jiubilant]

to elaborate: one of the main dairy foodstuffs produced by norse farmers in the viking era was a reputedly-delicious yogurt called "skyr." if we assume that the "-im" suffix in "skyrim" is analogous to the english "-land," we can (and SHOULD) reasonably conclude that "skyrim" translates to "yogurtland"

[maverick-ornithography]

as tempting as it is to make up explanations for words you don’t know, old norse used ‘rim’ to denote hoarfrost or rime, so a more accurate translation for the land would be “froyo” or “frogurt”; this explains the popularity of TCBY mods on nexus

[racefaker]

So Captain Underpants explores the friendship between a gay boy and a black bisexual boy and y’all wanna say Beauty and the Beast was the pinnacle of gay representation in children’s films huh

[racefaker]

Captain Underpants comes out on Pride Month. Coincidence? I think the fuck NOT.

[evil-little-princess-from-hell]

Excuse but Harold and George aint gay.

[dykelliewilliams]

You miss the book where Harold has a husband?

[evil-little-princess-from-hell]

Fanfiction aint canon

[heartandstride-deactivated20190]

It’s in the official books written by the actual author, so it is canon. Pilkey wrote it, so it’s canon. 

[evil-little-princess-from-hell]

I refuse to believe he willingly inserted a political agenda into a popular, established children series

[paladyke-deactivated20181212]

Happy pride let’s all celebrate Harold’s wedding

[naidje-deactivated]

Denial is one helluva drug…

[ayellowbirds]

From Captain Underpants and the Sensational Saga of Sir Stinks-A-Lot, by Dav Pilkey, published August 2015. Images sourced from Seventeen.com and The Guardian.

[miscreant-side-puffs]

All your childhood faves are gay! Bwhahahaha! Get wrekt hetros!

[non-newtoniangenderfluid]

Raise your hand if your existence is a political agenda

[whatisgoingonhereman]

oh well 

[toxicradio-deactivated20250326]

If you are part of the lgbt community

And you exclude people who are:

-ace

-bi

-pan

-kinky

-poly

-trans

-non binary

-queer

You're an asshole and you are actively hurting the LGBT community

[beanmed]

Kinky, poly, and ace are not inherently LGBT and that is absolutely not hurting the community. 

[funnzipper]

Bi, trans, and nb are the only valid ones on there

[toxicradio-deactivated20250326]

Doing dong you are wrong

[the-superior-dadmom]

Hey uh those two fucks are wrong if you’re on this list you’re valid as shit.

It’s Great to be Ace!

If you think I’m not valid you can come fight me. Tell me why I can’t be part of this community.

It’s ok to be kinky there’s nothing wrong with it.

Poly isn’t my thing but if it’s yours, hell yea. You’re valid as shit.

If you exclude people from this community you’re almost as bad as the homophobes.

I’ll personally fight anyone who disagrees.

Pull up on my block bitch.

[toxicradio-deactivated20250326]

And I want to clarify again. If you are cishet and kinky that doesnt mean you're lgbt.

All I'm trying to say is to stop excluding people who are lgbt because they are kinky. Kink belongs ar pride (within reason) and kink is part of the community.

[skeleton-of-fun]

Kinky and punk people have literally been helping us for decades. We are VERY closely tied with those groups.

Should people at Pride walk around naked on leashes? Nah. But some LGBTQ+ people are kinky, and some kinky people are allies. Pretending kinky people have no place in our groups or history is to completely ignore our history.

[androgynousblackbox]

LGBT people shaped out kink before it even had a name. It’s ours. We are part of it’s history and kink is part of our revolution. You can’t get away with one without hurting the other.

[non-newtoniangenderfluid]

That goes for ace, too. We've literally always been part of the LGBT+ community. Look it up 🙃