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kiburebuc

that is a fucking insane amount of donuts, theres like 6 people in this room

it looks like an edit or something bit irs just in the show like this

kiburebuc

this has to be a joke, theyre all double stacked

kiburebuc

cooper dissociates while albert is absolutely flabbergasted by the insurmountable quantity of donuts

enameledcoppergirl

Was OP guzzling dragon cum straight from the tap when it wrote this???

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024

this post has more people in my inbox defending working for lockheed martin than you'd expect

dickstolebyanalien

touch my me and buy me money

vedurnan

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

moveslikekeithrichards

cutting up a melon feels so fucking serious. put on barry manilow, weekend in new england. crank it up louder than god. cutting up a melon feels This Serious. big-ass knife looks like a scimitar, just slicing huge chunks up like a butcher. when will our eyes meet. when can i touch you. it feels like im carving the fucking roast beast. category 5 maniloment loud as fuck blasting through the house at 11pm. i feel like a fucking chef. i feel like jesus christ on his cross. when will this strong yearning end

phantomrose96

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

ganymedeshouse

Why he look like 👽

systemdeez

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optimisticabomination

I like how there is no agreement whatsoever

phantomrose96

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

orcboxer

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

lokaror

we dont chaos kill that many people.

orcboxer

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

bimmyjimmy

It is the Bimmy Birthday!!

fallout-lou-begas

Genuine question: if they're remastering Fallout New Vegas genuinely how the hell are they going to release any kind of faithful remake of Honest Hearts in this day and age. like that was pretty repugnant even by mainstream 2011 cultural standards but now it's 2026 and counting. what is their move here. i feel like there's no possible way

fallout-lou-begas

the braingeniuses at 2026 Obsidian remaking honest hearts exactly the same except now daniel is asian just like they allegedly originally intended