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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
sleep study
ADHD medication
DBT
vitamin D
go outside for an hour and observe birds
eat a snack
drink water
Maybe do these in reverse order
Don't listen to them! Transgender BDSM now!!!!
STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
sleep study
ADHD medication
DBT
vitamin D
go outside for an hour and observe birds
eat a snack
drink water
Maybe do these in reverse order
Don't listen to them! Transgender BDSM now!!!!
STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
sleep study
ADHD medication
DBT
vitamin D
go outside for an hour and observe birds
eat a snack
drink water
Maybe do these in reverse order
Don't listen to them! Transgender BDSM now!!!!
Whenever people ask me "why don't you know xyz, it's so popular" well see it's because
I literally live in south east asia
Most countries cut the map like that because it's the easiest and most logical place to have a big vertical split! Everyone else agrees that the awkward and self centred way that Americans cut the map so that they sit in the middle is obnoxious as hell.
#Does US have a different map???? via @eldritch-bisexual
Why yes. Yes we do:
^Those are generally what hangs on the wall in US classrooms.
Ive never seen that map cut hung anywhere in any of the 5 US state/location I've gone to school in? Where does this person live that that's the standard map? Like that's very much not actually a universal American thing cause I've only ever seen the same map cut as op.
Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!
You can really tell who’s never experienced poverty and food insecurity when it comes to discussions around food costs and how unhealthy food is cheaper. Some fucker always comes in with the price of like… lettuce or… apples. And it’s like yeah bitch but can you work an 11 hour shift after eating some salad and an apple!?! Find me something cheaper, and more filling than the broke ass staples of boxed mac and cheese, hot dogs, noodles, bread, beans, and rice. I’ll wait.
It also ignores the mental toll that poverty takes like maybe your home made veggie filled recipe isn’t crazy expensive but it also involves prep time and cooking time and organization in terms of fresh food that a lotta poor people can’t manage.
Not to mention if you can only afford to get to the store once every couple weeks via bus or cab then you can’t keep fresh veg on deck.
But ya know.. poor people are just dumb and lazy.
hiihii! {ive just come back from my vacation}
how would they feel like with a reader who often gets themselves in trouble because they're an aggressive person?
byee!! Hope you've had a totally great day! Also fun fact, during my vacation, I got to visit the zoo and see some baby big cats :>
Hi!!! 👋 Welcome back! Baby big cats are the cutest!!
So tired. Dragging you by the collar away from a fight has become second nature.
Syrah, Dream, Swap, Nightmare, Horror, Dust, Cross, Swan, Template
Has your back, whether you’re in the right or wrong.
Cherrybomb, Killer, Geno, Fresh, Plum, Pale, Shattered, Swad
Just enjoys a good fight
Cherrybomb, Red, Ink, Killer, Error, Bill, Reaper, Nightmare
Guess who’s signed up for anger management~
Comic, Blue, Heart, Ccino, Passive, Template, Dream
Can you please do sans aus with a s/o that has telekinesis and flying powers. How would they react? Would they like it?
Likes it
Thinks it’s cool
Red, Blue, Heart, Template, Cherrybomb
Wants to study you
Comic, Passive, Dust, Nightmare
Wants to fly with you (by their own strength or by you lifting them up with you)
Reaper, Plum, Swad, Killer
Neutral
Syrah, Fresh, Ink, Shattered, Bill, Pale
Dislikes
You keep lifting (insert bad thing for him to consume) out of his hands
Error, Geno, Swan, Swap
Knows you’re the one hiding his keys. Where are they? Did you hide them on the roof again? No he’s not overworking himself, give his keys back!
Dream, Ccino, Horror, Cross
Sorry if I'm blowin up your inbox cuz but I can't forget these cool writing prompts 😭
How about the Sanses and their favorite astronomy phenomenon? Like the aurora borealis, solar eclipse, lunar eclipse, or meteor shower?
It’s fine! I love writing all the cool writing prompts!
Solar Eclipse
Swad, Red
Lunar Eclipse
Shattered, Syrah
Supernovae
Swap, Killer, Passive, Cherrybomb
Kilonovae
Error, Pale
Black Holes
Bill, Template
Meteor Showers
Dust, Fresh, Cross, Heart
Super Moons
Nightmare, Swan, Plum
Blue Moons
Horror, Dream
Planetary Rings
Geno, Reaper
Planetary Conjunctions
Ccino
Auroras
Comic, Blue, Ink
How would sans react to s/o drawing kind of yumeship art of them together.
Or
How would they react to s/o sleeping with a plushie version of them
(Also a question for the audience, do yall still sleep with plushies cause I sleep my sans plush like every night. I can probably sleep without it, I just prefer to.)
I’ve done the plushie one, so I’ll do the yumeship art!
Teases you about the secrecy, but also hypes you up about it. He loves it, he just can’t help but tease you when you’re clearly so shy about it.
Fresh, Swap, Killer, Swan, Bill
Spends ages gushing over it. You will listen to him rant about how much he likes it. You have no choice.
Plum, Cherrybomb, Blue, Ink, Swad, Template
Asks if you have any he can keep
Pale, Reaper, Syrah, Heart, Passive, Cross
Wants to tease you, but is so flustered that it falls flat
Red, Comic, Geno
Might ask if he can ‘commission’ some pieces of you two together for himself
Nightmare
Keeps stealing your finished pieces. You don’t know where that go and he’s not telling. (He keeps them plastered all over the walls of his room)
Error, Shattered, Dust
Grinning so big his face hurts and asks how long you’ve been drawing art of you two together. He complements it multiple times and may sneak a few pictures of the art for himself.
Dream, Ccino, Horror
Haiiii!
Can I request the Sanses w/ an S/O that has an abnormal soul? There's no cracks on it or anything, it's just... stupidly big. I feel like if they were to try using their magic on S/O, it would be quite taxing/tiring.
S/O throwing their soul at them like Kirby's friend hearts /j 😭
Hi! 👋
The jokes. So many jokes. Hit him with a spoon he won’t stop.
Red, Comic, Reaper, Swap, Killer, Horror, Error, Swan, Bill
Completely neutral. He loves your Soul no matter what. (Also a little worried that any jokes wouldn’t be well received)
Syrah, Plum, Cherrybomb, Dream, Nightmare, Dust, Passive, Swad, Pale
Cracks a few jokes but doesn’t go overboard. The size is funny, but it’s also ‘just a thing’. It’s not hurting you so it’s fine.
Blue, Heart, Geno, Fresh, Ink, Ccino, Cross, Template, Shattered
Aus with S/O who rambles about the most random shit known to mankind when tired.
Like unhinged shower thoughts. Not “water bottle companies don’t produce water… they produce plastic bottles.” Something UNHINGED like “Jesus Christ was killed on the cross because people didn’t like what he was saying, does that mean he was the first person victim to cancel culture?”
Also, have you eaten?
-🌠
Yes, I have! I had tacos! Blue and Swap would be thrilled!
Dragging you to your room. “Alright, off to bed with you before you give me another existential crisis.”
Syrah, Red, Comic, Reaper, Ccino, Killer, Horror, Dust, Swad, Shattered
His favorite time of the day. You two become the most unhinged philosophers after midnight. It’s a wonderful bonding activity.
Cherrybomb, Comic, Fresh, Plum, Ink, Killer, Dust, Passive, Pale, Bill
Head in his hands. “Why must you do this to me?”
Dream, Cross, Passive
“I love you, but if you say one more crazy thing they won’t find your body.”
Swan, Error, Template, Geno, Swap
“Begone foul demon!” Covers you in a blanket and carries you to bed.
Template, Blue, Cherrybomb, Heart
“I’m not caffeinated enough for this.” Walks away
Syrah, Heart, Swap, Ccino, Nightmare, Shattered
“Are you okay? Like mentally?”
Reaper, Dream, Horror, Swad, Shattered
Hello!
How about a reader who’s very spoiled that they don’t even carry money with them, because they’re used to someone else paying for them ( they don’t realise it until it’s pointed out)
I hope you have a good day!
-🖥️
Hi! 👋
Either doesn’t notice or doesn’t mind, because he would insist on paying anyway. (He wants to show off)
Reaper, Syrah, Plum, Nightmare, Swad, Bill
Insists on paying anyway, because it’s the ‘gentleman’ (gentlemonster?) thing to do
Syrah, Swap, Ccino, Cross, Dream
Teases you and reminds you to bring your wallet with you when you go out.
Red, Comic, Blue, Heart, Cherrybomb,
He doesn’t notice be he ‘doesn’t need’ money. He steals almost everything.
Fresh, Cherrybomb, Killer, Dust, Swan, Shattered
Frequently forgets stuff himself. Doesn’t think you’re spoiled, just forgetful.
Geno, Error, Horror, Passive, Pale, Template, Ink
Hiihii!! Just came back from work ;>
Can I ask for the introverted/ambiverted/anti social sanses with an s/o that would gladly do all the socializing for them? Like they speak for them etc…
Bye bye!! Thank you so much for doing my asks!! :>>
Hi! 👋
Hallelujah! You’re the social butterfly Pokémon he’s dreamed of.
Geno, Horror, Cross, Error
Hides behind you/clings to your arm and glares the entire time like a sulky teenager. Appreciates your assistance, just hates all these crowds and strangers.
Dust, Passive, Pale, Swan
He’s appreciative, but he’s also a do it yourself person. He only lets you deal with things when he’s too tired or overwhelmed to do it himself.
Dream, Swap, Reaper, Shattered
I just had my first day at a new job and there are so many cute little reptiles there (I got to hold a lot of them and it was so cool) so I was just wondering how the sanses would react to an s/o who just came home with a bunch of reptiles or amphibians (especially things like snakes) thanks so much!! and don't forget to take a break when you can <3
Awwww, sounds like a fun job! Don’t worry, I’ve unfortunately got to take breaks or my legs decide that walking isn’t a thing anymore.
The unholy scream of terror as he races as far away as physically possible may render you deaf.
Template, Heart
Will stay at someone else’s house till you get them out of the house.
Swap, Comic, Blue, Ccino, Reaper
All over the ‘scaley babies’ and cooing at them. You get no attention for the rest of the night.
Fresh, Plum, Cherrybomb, Ink, Killer, Bill
Clearly likes the animals, but in that ‘love through insulting them’ way.
Red, Geno, Syrah, Nightmare, Horror, Cross, Error, Swan
A little nervous, but warms up to them quickly.
Dream, Dust, Passive, Swad, Pale, Shattered
Hi hi 🤗
May I request the Sanses with an S/O who is a very still sleeper? They don't move much (if at all) and they are a very shallow breather when they sleep too.
Part 2: S/O is a still sleeper but they sleep in the weirdest position, and they have the *loudest* snore ever. It's like that one audio with the AAUUUUGGHHHHH... They won't wake up for anything once they're out 😭
Hi! 👋
The first handful of nights, it freaks him out. You slept great, and now you’re wondering why he’s acting like a sleep-deprived zombie. (He stayed up staring at you cause he was scared you could die and he wouldn’t know the difference) Once he memorizes your sleep-tells, he rests much easier.
Geno, Fresh, Reaper, Syrah, Swap, Horror, Dust, Cross, Error, Template
Does not care. He sleeps before you and wake up after you. There’s a strong chance he doesn’t even know.
Red, Comic, Blue, Ccino, Bill
Clings to you enough that he can probably either feel your pulse or hear your heartbeat, so he’s fine.
Plum, Heart, Cherrybomb, Dream, Ink, Nightmare, Killer, Pale, Passive, Swad, Swan, Shattered
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Invests in soundproof headphones for your safety. It’s better to adjust to the strangeness of the headwear than smothering his lover in their sleep.
Comic, Blue, Syrah, Swan, Swap, Ccino
Ditto. You snore like a harmony of sentient lawnmowers.
Geno, Red, Killer, Horror, Shattered
Drags you to the doctor to get a sleep study
Reaper, Dream, Plum, Nightmare, Cross, Error, Bill
Finds it a (somehow) soothing white noise.
Heart, Fresh, Cherrybomb, Ink, Dust, Passive, Swad, Pale, Template
