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Trump doesn’t want to participate in the debate because he might be muted but I’d pay real human money to watch him scream and be rendered powerless by a little zoom microphone icon

prokopetz

While it’s certainly not the greatest crime of the Harry Potter franchise, it’s undeniable that amongst its crimes is displacing heavy metal album covers as popular culture’s primary touchstone for what a wizard is supposed to look like. Stuffy uniformed bureaucrats and twee intellectuals have their place, but as a culture we’ve very nearly forgotten that the natural habitat of the wizard is airbrushed on the side of a van.

horseshoecrabsinahumansuit

Aurora of Emrakul!?

At this time of Year!?

At this time of Day?!

At This part of the Multiverse?!

Localized in entirely within Innastrad?!

slightmood

no offense but I’ve been learning how to have fun in dumb circumstances

slightmood

I was showering during the storm tonight and the light started flickering violently so I peeked out from the curtain and looked at my cat sitting on the counter and said to her “mrs obama it’s been an honor” and then the power went out

neonpigeons

everyone shut the fuck up. wurmple sippy soup

peteneems

that-twink-over-there

She really said “Let me remind you with whom you’re speaking… bitch.”

draintheblood

hot topic is so depressing now i think all of them should shut down. they are just shades now shells haunting painful reminders of what we once had. seeing a hot topic in 2020 is like seeing the zombie version of a lost loved one its not her anymor its not her

secondlina

More Avatar stuff! Aang is a very good boy and being the bridge to the spirit world gets crowded sometimes.

sparcky

me, looking back on it all:

missalsfromiram-deactivated2020

Possibly the most fascinating thing on all of Wikipedia: The table of which technologies are allowed by different Amish communities

captain-price-official

Amazing every Amish community has said “fuck washing stuff by hand”

ginkgo-bilobas

I was born in the late nineteen hundreds

argumate

only nineteen hundreds kids will remember these

adhoption

normal brain: I'm a '90s kid

big brain: I was born in the late nineteen hundreds

giant brain: I arose from the final years of the 20th century

galaxy brain: I was brought into this world amongst the dying breaths of the second millennium AD, and grew amidst the warmth of its ashes

argumate

born some decades before the Calamity

darth--nickels

the difference between tumblr and twitter is that pretty much everyone on tumblr needs some kind of compassionate intervention in their lives, but at a low background level. Twitter has 99% normies succumbing to internet brainrot and 1% just the most outlandish personalities you’ve ever seen.

darth--nickels

your average tumblr personality is a shaking dog in a Sarah McLachlan appeal, with enough time and care they can be rehabilitated and placed in a loving home. your average big-time twitter account should be sent to a prison colony on the moon

calamari-chaos

how quickly we forget our past on this site…

darth--nickels

Friend I was here for the bone stealing witch. Even as the sun and moon hid their eyes and averted their gaze I saw the witch walk without fear of the laws of God nor man and steal those bones and sell them on etsy. The amputated toe. The breast milk jewelry. A man who against any law of heaven desires to own another human as a pet reblogged my star wars discourse posts. You want to talk about racefaking cannibal mermaids?? Bah! How many kickstarter scams for cartoons that sounded unbearably twee have come and gone? How many stars risen and fallen? I remember when this site had a sizable userbase of meth enthusiast who just posted aesthic shots of their stash and rigs. Where are those crank aficionados now? Gone like so many others. And yet I remain!

And when I tell you that twitter is worse than any of that you should heed my words!!