Orchestrate Reality

I'm kayleigh 22. night shift nurse

[freshrn]

you get the wipes, I’ll get the new sheets, and I’ll meet you in the room

[allthingsconsideredtwo]

[unlockaflockofwords]

Always reblog The Princess Bride

[vetgal29]

As you wish

[rainonawindowpane]

[orchestratereality]

McGonagall: [loses Dumbledore in the crowd]

McGonagall: [loudly] Slytherin wins the house cup!

"TWENTY THOUSAND POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR"

McGonagall: ah found him

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

A Ghost’s Best Friend

[silly-slacker-person]

I was ready to get sad but I’m happy instead

[mysticalmandycat-deactivated202]

fivetooneinfive

[thesochill]

[mydaywasworsethanyours]

When I’ve just clocked out and hear my needy patient making demands.

[sleepythug]

[outofthewoods]

[wonderlaaaaaand]

[boluscoffeestat-deactivated2020]

Welcome to night shift.

[antique-royals]

Crown Princess Cecilie of Prussia in costume

[antique-royals]

[nike-visions]

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away ten vintage classics by Virginia Woolf, J.D. Salinger, Ernest Hemingway, Albert Camus, and others. Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) reblog this post and 2) be following macrolit. (Yes, I will check. :P) We will randomly choose a winner on November 15, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

[readysetnurse]

When the clock strikes 7

[lumadreamland]

[our-hideout-world]

“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.” 

[haveabiscxitpotter-blog]

“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”

[basillisks-deactivated20170923]

“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.

[queenarrow]

Ron struggled for a moment before managing to extract his dick from his trousers. “It’s no wonder I can’t get it out, Hermione, you packed my old jeans, they’re tight!” “Oh, I’m so sorry,” hissed Hermione, and Harry heard her mutter a suggestion as to where Ron could stick his dick instead.