myth

dragon age super fan nerd virgin supreme / dragon age, valorant, baldurs gate spam posting / hansry truther / 18+ / autistic

[dailyjermasparkle]

[proffbon]

That's not what you said to ME, Wynne!! >:'C

[orcishwizard]

I always felt like she really saw a bit of duncan in alistair, and that’s why she was always so soft on him

[orcishwizard]

knowing the years are passing me by and I still haven’t started transitioning and also i’m still broke and also the state I live in makes it feel unsafe👍🏻 I can dress up as much as I want but i’ll never be happy with what I see in the mirror 👍🏻

[saltypiratepunk]

Drawing almost every Dragon Age character — Part 18, Fenris

My beautiful magic hater boy, oh how I love you. Also have some complicated feelings about him but adore him anyway.

Previous parts

[neves-trouble]

[christopher-ratto]

What is this witch doing at dusk?

[queam]

Solas.

[bloedewir]

story of my life

not an addiction - a dedication you see

[nintendo-wheee]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[dogpuppy]

[pickleforstony]

[orcishwizard]

I know this makes me sound like a hateful bitch but I hate when every customer at my job is a comedian guys I only have so many fake chuckles bedore I start exploding

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[internet-goblin]

There will never be another character like Blackwall Dragon Age. He's a Grey Warden. The first time you meet him, he saves you from being kirked. He's an idealist. He's a romantic. He's a war hero and a protector and a knight in shining armor. He's a liar and a bullshitter and a coward. He's a family man. He's traumatized by his family's tragedy and his own failures. He's a sports fan. He hates nobles. He's trying to impress nobles. His best friend is a lesbian half his age. He made a suicide pact with his coworker. He's a fuckboy. He genuinly likes women. He helps his friends get laid. He makes toys for children in his free time. He's a child murderer. He always lies about who he is. He always tells the truth about who he is. He gets psychoanalyzed by Varric without either of them realizing it. He fucks so loud it scares the horses. He idolizes courtly love. He's not a Grey Warden. He's every Grey Warden that ever walked on Thedas.

[orcishwizard]

gave fenris a sword and he’s been giving himself cool sword guy names

[orcishwizard]

ISO WATCH OUT JEFF THE KILLER IS RIGHT BEHIND U!!!!!!