Grand Order

Independent fate/stay night crossover multimuse. Sideblog to caveofwanderers. No art is mine unless specified

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{So in a bit to get this back up and running-- Matt’s fateverse involving this very cool little template--! idk who made the original but here’s a clean copy for those willing to try it out! ...Also yes I noticed the typo in Mysterious a tad too late don’t judge}

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hinawakata:

     “Thisty yet, Master~?”

“As cute as your chest is-- No..!”

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“Nobu... why--”

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"I have a fever," Nobu says, "and the only prescription... is more explosions." Cue lots of random explosions everywhere caused by her guns firing all over the place. "I gotta have more explosions!!"

“Oh no-- LANCELOT NO!”

INARTICULATE LANCELOT SCREAMING

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muse-carnival:

     “Well, now that I got what I wanted, I can safely say that I’m satisfied. You are spared. Today.” What do you mean ‘today’? “For now though, I must resume my search for a worthy Master to make a contract with…      Though if you are able to summon me, then I will serve you willingly.”

“...If it happens at some point I’d gladly enjoy your company.. Though I will say you’ll be lucky if you have me give you what you want agan.. Otherwise ya gotta deal with it on my terms... Buuut who knows what I’ll do for you.” all the archer got afterwords was a nervous hug. “...Gonna admit you’re kind of huggable.”

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muse-carnival:

    “Very well… I’ve had my fun~” she then let go of her breasts, satisfied… “Hmmm, big boobs… in a way, I wish mine could be that big. Maybe Antoinette will hook me up with that purple haired Servant so I can get some of those moon dumplings. I’m sure any fat I get from eating them will go straight to my breasts too.”

     Pretty sure only Marie has a body that works like that, Nobu.

“You owe me big time for this...” Matt huffed as after a bit of time the spell had reversed. Returning him to his male form as he covered his chest. “They’re not even boobs anymore but they STILL feel a bit sore... Next time this happens and I cant turn into a girl for it just accept it at face value.. No promises I am betting but...mrrrr...”

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muse-carnival:

     “Much~!” The demon archer said, leaping forward to grab big handfuls of those large boobies–ooh, sooooft~ “So much cuter than groping a man with big boobs, in my opinion. This is so much preferable, aesthetic-wise…” Nobu stop that… quit squeezing them so much. Now you’re just fondling them. Bad Nobu! Bad! Heel! Heel!

“....You’re groping them in my male form next time then, you got that?!” Matt was, understandably miffed as she let her newfound assets were fondled. “Seriously their no different, just one produces milk and another gives me embarrassing stories about magic chocolate milk.-- Ahhh! Dammit s-stop it!”

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muse-carnival:

     “But it won’t be as fun! Boudica! Turn him into a full woman! Do it! Doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit!” Damn, calm down, Nobu, god. This shit will probably keep you from appearing in anymore Fate stuff.

“.....Boudica don’t listen to--” Too late she already had her hands on his forehead again, “DAMMIT!” aaaand without much else to change Matt had eventually completed the transformation. Taking his-- er...her time to adjust to a slightly higher voice and messier hair he huffed. “Happy now?!”

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muse-carnival:

     Nobu responds to this new development in the most eloquent way possible.

     “HOLEE SHIETOOOO!!!”

     There are big boobs, and then there are BIG BOOBS, man! Those breasts could rival those pirate ladies who have been walking around as of late…

“...Nice to see I have a fan now.” Matt shuddered as he slightly swayed from side to side as if to ‘show off’ his chest to the archer.

“If ya really wanna touch em before I go full girl on you... Go right ahead... Just promise not to tell anyone else that this can happen, all right??? I want this to be kept a secret.”

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muse-carnival:

     “I suppose so. Very well, I agree to your terms, Lady Boudica. We shall proceed when ready.” Nobu was actually becoming more curious to see how this would turn out…

“All right...” after a bit of time Matt huffed, “Do your thing, Boudica.”

“All right.” after a bit of time, a magic circle appeared around the servant and master. Boudica chanting a small incantation to herself as Matt would feel a slightly warm feeling on his chest. Which soon had started to grow in a somewhat large chest. Before letting go of his forehead.”Welp, that’s the first step done, Nobu...”

“...Why did I agree to this again?”

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muse-carnival:

     “Come on, be a sport! It’s fun. Sure, it’s strange to wake up to find you don’t have a penis, but you get used to it. I say we should go the whole 10 yards! You’ll look so much cuter~!      That said, go ahead and let ‘im have it, Boudica.”

“Mmm...~ I have an idea.” Boudica, after a short moment placed her hand on Matt’s forehead. “How’s about a procedural take...? I show you what master would be with his assets normally.. Then for a time we’ll swap him completely... Would that be fine by you, Nobu??”

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muse-carnival:

     “Who knows? Personally, if you’re going to give him boobs, you should fully turn him into a woman. There’s more appeal in that. After all, I’m a good example… look at how much cuter I’ve become after being summoned as a girl!” Nobu, don’t be vain, sweetie. We know you’re proud of your handsome looks.

“...Just accept me with boobs and leave it at that. I can’t have two female me’s running around, Archer. Besides it’s only temporary... I kinda figured I may as well get that out of the way now rather than let a gray face mage do it to me... That and we don’t know any good proper genderswap spells just yet..”

“...So shall we just get it out of the way??? As long as we both agree on it, it will be right as rain!~”

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muse-carnival:

     “No need. You may remain as you are if you wish.      Anyways… is this about the boobs topic from earlier? I’m assuming that’s what it’s about.”

“Yup!~ I partly heard the story from Lancer and I had gotten curious and wanted to see if ‘that’ spell would work at least for a time... If that is fine with you of course, Nobu. Master had forbidden me but he seems adamant on not using his command seals.. Maybe he secretly wishes to see it himself?~”

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muse-carnival:

     “it has been a while since I’ve last seen you, Rider.–actually, given this isn’t a typical Holy Grail War, I see no reason to keep going by my class name. Simply call me Nobunaga. Or Nobu whichever you prefer.”

“Quite true... Well if you must know about what I was discussing with my master... I guess I can disperse on what I know if you wish to know.”

“Need me to turn around???”

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muse-carnival:

     “What’s this now about something I like? If I’m the focal point of some sort of topic, I’d like to know.” Shit. You attracted the Nobu, Boudica.

“NOTHING!~” Matt is clearly full of shit as his servant lightly patted his head caringly.

“I’m only teasing him about a spell, Archer... It is nice to see someone new after a long while of the same faces I must admit.”