Queer af

Alex|18|Bisexual|Certified Mess™

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

me, learning things about myself: oh this is bad

[bitchyyouthtragedy]

Hold her hand in public and her throat in private

But smack her ass everywhere

[munchkin-stoner]

😩

[qrispykreme]

this is seriously my favorite episode

[existthin]

I like to keep my metabolism on her toes.

Like what’s it gonna be today? Complete starvation or 3000 calories? I know as much as you, bitch ;)

[butterflia]

literally me i’m cryinf

[porterr-robinson]

[256gb]

this is the spiritual sequel to wrow

[leightum]

[gettingsweptaways]

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

[ordinarygiver]

Eleven: Who the fuck

Hopper: Language

Eleven: Whom the fuck

Hopper: No

[torileighhall]

[quinzel-isley]

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

[mybeltruns]

grandpa got game

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

There’s like a 65% chance that Walt Disney has busted a nut at Disneyland.

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

He had his own personal apartment there so what you think the man gonna do when he got a moment? 

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

[catnippackets]

stimmy business

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

[brittany-murphy]

[what-makes-a-hero-deactivated20]

Someone did the thing 😭😭😭

[groovyexodia-deactivated2018101]

Why is jasmine white? I am concerned?…

[klubbhead]

Probably for the same reason Josh Gad is not an actual snowman.

BECAUSE THEY’RE VOICE ACTORS, YOU HALF BAKED POTATO.

[lordfreemanofficial]

^^^^^^^^^ so happy with that comment

[thriveworks]

Tweets from Parents (see 15 more)

[breakfastburritosattiffanys]

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

IT’S STARTED

[queen-of-fallen-angels]

Every single year - without fail - this is the first Christmas Post on my dash.

Usually first or 2nd of November.

…It’s beautiful, keep it that way.

[alicentsgf]

you’d think ‘sexualising children is wrong’ wouldn’t be a controversial statment but here we are in 2k17 and 13 year old girl just won a ‘sexiest woman’ contest

[alicentsgf]

i will set alight any man who so much looks at millie bobby brown for too long