Are you perhaps short of a marble??

goose | 25 | she/they | michigan | i have opinions and hate republicans | come say hi maybe?

[hipposmilk]

NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE SO THANKFUL FOR J.D. VANCE'S CURSE BUT ORBAN JUST LOST

[wlwarhammer]

A lot of people ignore the absolutely radioactive levels of frat boy coming from Shane Hollander because it’s inconvenient to their hyper feminized bottom stereotyping

[freshlydelivereddarce]

TODAYS THE DAY SALAD BOY

[your-neighbourhood-antisocial]

[aconfusedgoose]

Hoping I get to drink the expensive bottle whiskey I bought for when it *finally* happens soon...

[aconfusedgoose]

Hoping I get to drink the expensive bottle whiskey I bought for when it *finally* happens soon...

[innerchildabortionclinic]

charlie kirk's been weirdly quiet lately

[adulthoodisokay]

happy new year, y’all

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

it blew my vagina clean off its hinges

[djoswiftie]

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

[vexwerewolf]

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

[vexwerewolf]

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

[vexwerewolf]

Nah I'm safe it wouldn't happen twice

[vexwerewolf]

Minions stop this post from reaching 1k

[lesser-robot-cat]

On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!

[hollowboobtheory]

so. how bout those files

[hollowboobtheory]

I cannot stress this enough, donald trump has given head to bill clinton

[hollowboobtheory]

[hollowboobtheory]

I really thought there was nothing he could do to surprise me anymore

[hollowboobtheory]

some magat: you know bill clinton is gonna be in the files too

me: nobody gives a fuck about Bill clinton because he hasn't been president for a quarter of a century, dumbass

the files: now pause the movie cause what I'm about to say to yall is so damn twisted

[kira-serialfaggot]

[butterfly-sapphic]

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I LOGGED INTO TODAY

[aconfusedgoose]

The other... Other shoes just dropped, allegedly ig

[aconfusedgoose]

Bill Clinton, at some point in the future (probably): I did not have sexual relations with that man 👀

[cutecipher]

i am glad that lol has survived through trends and turmoil

[cutecipher]

I MEAN laugh out loud NOT league of legends

[youre-only-gay-once]

Supernatural • 3×04

[toytulini]

as of Nov 4, 2025

[defira85]