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tom cruise’s controversially young girlfriend multifandom • she/her, 22, brazil

[exhuastedpigeon]

Hangster moment #243 that I'll never get over - the way Bradley watches Jake walk away and exhales after their foreplay verbal sparring match at the Hard Deck.

[ordinaryxgirl]

One of my favorite icemav hcs is that they secretly think the other one is the better pilot, they’ll just never say that to each others face

When they’re alone it’s all “of course I’m the better pilot, what are you talking about?” but they secretly tell everyone else the other one is the best there is

I mean, in TGM, Mav was way too happy to clarify that he in fact got second place, I can totally see him being insufferable about the fact he has the greatest navy pilot as his wingman

And I can seriously picture Iceman making phone call after phone call because “how could you possibly bench the navy’s greatest pilot ever?”

It’s just something I’m always thinking about, they might tease each other, but they also secretly think it’s not even a competition at all :)

[veliseraptor]

have realized that while i am not a fan necessarily of "people meet and immediately fall in love" i am a fan of "people meet and are immediately obsessed with each other." the love can come later but the absolute fixation should be immediate

[rainscenes]

I've known that since the first day I worked with him. Of course you want to hang out with Eddie.

[tgmsunmontue]

A picture is worth 1000 words - 8/?

Hangster post-TGM events, Jake and Bradley becoming friends on Instagram through increasingly competitive thirst traps.

ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN

                He has a new DM.

                From Cockadoodledo.

                Bradshaw has literally slid into his DMs.

                Jake licks his lips, swallows. If he doesn’t open it then he can maybe just… hope. Of course, that’s not the type of shit he does to himself, but he does allow himself a few seconds of daydreaming, of his younger and dumber self before he put certain wishes on the shelf as impossible. He thumbs open the message.

>>Is that an invitation?

                He stares at the words and for the briefest of moments wonders what the hell Bradshaw is talking about, then remembers his most recent comment. You going to come show me how?

                “Holy shit,” he says under his breath.

                He doesn’t even know how to reply, because fuck yes is a little too eager, and while it sums up his immediate response very succinctly he keeps his cards close to his chest.

>>Do you want an invitation?

                There’s no immediate reply and he forces himself to go and make himself busy with other things. Goes swimming with his niblings, helps Kaleb with some chores and deliberately leaves his phone on the kitchen counter the whole time. When he comes back to it there’s another DM and this time the little flare of hope is a burning inferno and he knows his disappointment is going to be crushing if he’s wrong.

>>Need an invitation. Don’t want to go where I’m not wanted.

                His mouth goes dry, because that’s… that’s pretty obvious. Well. It could still just be friends but… Jake doesn’t think so. Not anymore.

>>Let me know when your flight gets in.

[ordinaryxgirl]

One of my favorite icemav hcs is that they secretly think the other one is the better pilot, they’ll just never say that to each others face

When they’re alone it’s all “of course I’m the better pilot, what are you talking about?” but they secretly tell everyone else the other one is the best there is

I mean, in TGM, Mav was way too happy to clarify that he in fact got second place, I can totally see him being insufferable about the fact he has the greatest navy pilot as his wingman

And I can seriously picture Iceman making phone call after phone call because “how could you possibly bench the navy’s greatest pilot ever?”

It’s just something I’m always thinking about, they might tease each other, but they also secretly think it’s not even a competition at all :)

[artificialharmony-deactivated20]

"It's funny because I know french culture. I know russian culture, german culture, italian culture, I know the american culture...But they don’t know the Brazilian culture. And sometimes I feel bad for the people who have never read Machado de Assis, who don't know Eça de Queiroz. [...]How can I talk to someone who doesn't know who Nelson Rodrigues is? [...]At the same time that Brazil has this inferiority complex due to our lack of communication with the world, Brazilians feel sorry for the world not knowing what we know. So when someone crosses the border and takes something that is personal to us abroad, it's us saying "look at how rich and beautiful we are!" and it is this kind of feeling of national pride."

— Fernanda Pinheiro Torres 🖤

[kcsplace]

Top Gun Silliness

[accio-lo-ki]

Post-Canon, Domestic Hangster + Social Media

[streetsweepershenanigans]

Okay, but - whose the bed hog, Mav or Ice? Cause I could see it going either way tbh. Like one of them has to be the type to sleep completely starfished out. Like they fell into bed mid-cart wheel, and the other has to somehow fit around them. I could see Mav being like those small dogs that somehow manage to take up and entire king sized bed, but Ice could be one to just stretch out as much as possible, trying to reach the cooler corners of the bed when he gets too hot. Anyway, I'd love to know what you guys think.

[ordinaryxgirl]

I feel like, since Mav grew up in less-than-ideal housing conditions, he’s just used to shrinking himself as much as he can while sleeping

Ice, on the other hand, probably had a double bed by the time he stopped using a crib, so he’s used to having a lot of space and stretching out

[kcsplace]

Tom "So Subtle So Smooth" Kazansky literally put a huge picture of himself and his husband in the hall of Top Gun, complete with a little plaque as to who is in the image and where/when it was taken, yet these kids are out here not recognising the love of his life?

Demotions, demotions across the board.

Oh, and he definitely tries to use his power to make May 12th (aka their anniversary) some sort of official holiday to get the day off to spend with Mav.

[pilvimarja]

[tvuniverse]

#find yourself a man that can do both 🥰

9-1-1 ↳ 3x03 The Searchers

[ordinaryxgirl]

This is by far one of the greatest fanfics I’ve ever read!!

If you’re the author and you’re reading this post just know that I appreciate it dearly and I think about it constantly

If you haven’t read it, go do it right now you won’t regret it!

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[leebrontide]

Ok so my kid had an ear infection, right? As kids often do.

The doctor scraped out a bit of earwax to have a better look inside.

I was sent a bill for $200 PER EAR for this 5 second procedure which I did not give permission for them to do.

That was key- they did not ASK me if they could do this "procedure". And, as I OWN a medical practice (it's me. The medical practice is me, sitting in my house on video calls) I knew to call them when this bill came in to be like "You did not obtain informed consent for this procedure, and it was not en emergency procedure. You had full ability to gain my consent and didn't. I'm not paying."

And the massive hospital who owned the bill said "yuh-huh you do have to pay."

And I said "I own a practice. I know these laws. I do not owe you money for this."

And they conducted an "internal review" and SURPRISE! Decided I totally owed them money and they had never done anything wrong ever.

And so I called my state's Attorney General office, and explained the situation because, as I mentioned, I know the law. The AG got in touch within a couple days to say they were taking the case and would send the massive hospital conglomerate a knock it off, guys letter.

Lo and Behold, today I have a letter where said hospital graciously has agreed to forfeit the payment.

"How not to get screwed over by companies" should be part of civics class.

Know your rights and know who to call when they're infringed on. This whole process cost me $0 and honestly less effort than I would have expected.

May this knowledge find its way to someone else who can use it.

[lover-of-mine]

Buddie Countdown to Season 8:

26 days.

[byjove]

I think dudes who say shit like “I couldn’t love a child that wasn’t mine” shouldn’t have kids

[byjove]

“I could never be a stepdad because I could never love another man’s child” another man’s child? not your hypothetical wife’s child? you look at a kid and see another man’s fuck trophy instead of seeing a human being? I’m not sure you could successfully be a parent to your own biological child