Hi there @oregoff-oregon - Tumblr Blog

Chat, clap if you're surprised at how things panned out. (If anyone does, it sure won't be me. 💛)

@cayenneaskblog

Lit rally nobody cares, but what's new? 💋

you, apparently. thanks for checking in on me :)

And let me guess, I'm the first and (probably) last to? 🤨

.....you're not wrong.

I rarely am.

#bill pines #au blog #🧢🏡#🍓👍

You've really got nothing better to do than bother someone in the hospital rn?

It seems like you only come around to observe yours truly (aka me), so I'm just reaching out to let you know that I.... I.... I-I-I-! I-i=I-eye-I-EYE-eye-I! Appreciate you as such a DILIGENT fannnuh 💛

Your sheer obsession with me brings a tear to my eye eff ourrrr (frrr).

@cayenneaskblog

good for you , kid

What's that, you say? That I'M good? Quick correction- I'm perfect, but good for you on understanding a fraction of my worth. 💋

*addressing the audience* its easier to handle them when you realize they're a toddler with a god complex.

Me when I have no comedic timing to speak of. 💅

Glad to know you're self aware

#bill pines #au blog #🧢🏡

It seems like you only come around to observe yours truly (aka me), so I'm just reaching out to let you know that I.... I.... I-I-I-! I-i=I-eye-I-EYE-eye-I! Appreciate you as such a DILIGENT fannnuh 💛

Your sheer obsession with me brings a tear to my eye eff ourrrr (frrr).

@cayenneaskblog

good for you , kid

What's that, you say? That I'M good? Quick correction- I'm perfect, but good for you on understanding a fraction of my worth. 💋

*addressing the audience* its easier to handle them when you realize they're a toddler with a god complex.

the-audience-sees

It is.

— ( 👁️‍🗨️ )

see, even the audience agrees.

#au blog #bill pines #🧢🏡

It seems like you only come around to observe yours truly (aka me), so I'm just reaching out to let you know that I.... I.... I-I-I-! I-i=I-eye-I-EYE-eye-I! Appreciate you as such a DILIGENT fannnuh 💛

Your sheer obsession with me brings a tear to my eye eff ourrrr (frrr).

@cayenneaskblog

good for you , kid

What's that, you say? That I'M good? Quick correction- I'm perfect, but good for you on understanding a fraction of my worth. 💋

*addressing the audience* its easier to handle them when you realize they're a toddler with a god complex.

#bill pines #au blog #🧢🏡

It seems like you only come around to observe yours truly (aka me), so I'm just reaching out to let you know that I.... I.... I-I-I-! I-i=I-eye-I-EYE-eye-I! Appreciate you as such a DILIGENT fannnuh 💛

Your sheer obsession with me brings a tear to my eye eff ourrrr (frrr).

@cayenneaskblog

good for you , kid

#au blog #bill pines #🧢🏡

snakes-in-the-yarrow

You know, vulnerable young kids like you are easy to sway. If you think this little found family is anything but manipulation, then you're just as stupid as you act.

So, take it from something of an extraordinaire- it's in your best interest to turn tail while you can. Hope this helps. 💋

@cayenneaskblog

Don't talk mean about my family like that! They love me!

Me when I'm young and ignorant.

It's a shame, how you're overlooking my GENEROUS, FREE, and ACCURATE advice just to maintain your delulu... 💔

snakes-in-the-yarrow

Mmm i'm not supposed to talk to people I don't know...

Or that mama doesn't like....

She is nice! And and me and orange played paintball!!!

And lawyer is awesome!!

We in the biz call that 'indoctrination', kid. Aka, acting all nice and sweet so the victim can overlook our later cruelty.

Give it a month, max. They'll have you scrubbing the floors in threadbare clothes all Cinderella style eff our (fr). Or... worse, honestly! 🤨

[ YOU KNOW NOTHING. YOU ARE SO QUICK TO ASSUME. MAYBE IF YOU KEPT BO, YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND. AND DON'T SAY THAT HE DESERVED IT. YOU PUSHED HIM AWAY WHEN THERE WAS ZERO REASONS TO. GET YOUR HYPOCRISY OUT OF HERE. ]

Why does everything circle back to Bo with you, pet? And, additionally, HOW is ME letting that child get the aid he NEEDED... hypocritical? Quickly, now. 🤨

[ IF YOU HAD A CHILD, YOU WOULD KNOW THIS IS NOT MANIPULATION. YOU ARE CHOOSING TO TERRORIZE A CHILD FOR NO REASON. AND WE BRING UP BO BECAUSE HE WAS YOUR KID. YOURS. YOU DID NOT AID HIM. TO CALL WHAT YOU DID "AID" IS A JOKE. ]

Was he mine, though? Truly? Let it rest, pet. This fixation of yours is pathetic at best.

[ HE WAS. ]

For like... forty right hours before repo-ing himself. And before that, I hardly had enough time to so much as get used to his presence.

Face it- I was a babysitter at ABSOLUTE best. Inflating the situation for the sake of a 'gotcha' just ain't gonna work here. Cute try, though! 🫶

[ IS IT? IS IT INFLATING? ]

[ YOUR OWN ACTIONS AND WORDS. GO ON. TELL US WE'RE LYING. WE'LL WAIT. ]

Conveniently leaving out the parts where he ASKED for more slash didn't care, are we? All while I left the server, too. And that's on flimsy blackmail. 💋

Wanna prove something? Screenshot the ENTIRE conversation next time, not just sections. That'll feed the masses far better.

#iirc #they're only two eons old #food for thought :)

[ VICTIM BLAMING DOES NOT MAKING YOU LOOK GOOD. AT ALL. EVEN A CHILD KNOWS BETTER THAN YOU. A CHILD. HOW OLD ARE YOU? PROBABLY OLDER THAN THE UNIVERSE. SHAME HOW A CHILD WAY YOUNGER THAN YOU SOMEHOW HAS MORE LOGIC.]

Heyyyyyyyyy, favorite freak of nature here!

I'm Beck, the only thing thats short for is a couple of bucks.

I'm a hybrid of a Humanoid, and an axolotl [The big, supposedly extinct, snooty cosmic kind. Not the cute lil guys that originate from Mexico🇲🇽]

I've worked in security for like half of my life sooooo about ten years??

I'm currently employed at theraprism [@#$%¡!]

As head of security......and only security.

Come on and light my fire~

[Character ask blog, occasional mature content, no NSFW <unless specifically tagged and mentioned ahead of time>, asks are open]

#bill pines #au blog #🧢🏡#Beck #🍓#poor guy tho

Holy shit! I just left that theraprism. Heyyyy Becky! Hope you're doing well man! That place is seriously understaffed. Lots of love dude.

@oregoff-oregon

🗝 sup spandex, the old chat has been a ghost town since you left. Don't worry tho, I'm organizing a brunch :3 -Stephen.

Okay, so...

First of allll... spandex? Really? Babes, not a lick of SPANDEX is on MY complexion. Those gloves and boots? Well, that is top tier silk with dabblings of cashmere and bone for the struct-ureee... with the occasional display of authentic leather, of course. Get it right next time. Seriously.

Second off, naturally. That is FAR from news for me. As I've stated before multiple times, I was that place's lifeblood since I got there. But hey! Good to see that you CAN develop some resemblance of awareness in that diminutive mind of yours.

And THIRD OFF, why would I, a high level threat who's made countless enemies in that very chat, be gullible to show up for brunch after radio silence. No 'happy birthday', no 'you up', nothing throughout the past... however long it's been since I've left.

Which is all to say... if you truly think I'm THAT stupid, then you haven't changed one bit. Mwah. 💋

🗝

First off, wow. Love that you still have piss poor reading comprehension and latch onto whatever words you want with your grubby little teeth.

Second, it wasn't an invitation babes, just an announcement. I know you wouldn't be caught dead having fun, especially doing something that doesn't involve gaslighting yourself and others or traumatizing children.

Third off, and I'm sooooooo sorry to disappoint you. Pine sapling is not dead, he has several jobs and a broken phone right now, so he's not gonna answer your bullshit atm.

Oh! And happy late fathers day ^^ -Stephen

Oh, so this is just another clumsy attempt to 'humble' me? It's givinggggg... fan behavior. It's givinggggg... desperation. It's givinggggg... nothing, actually! As per usual, you're just serving it up lukewarm and limp at best! But hey, what's new?

I'll just say one thing and leave it at that: it's bold to assume that Pines, or Bo, or anyone else in your little group takes up space in my brain at all. I know you've lost more than I have here, after all. And really, that's all there is to say.

Have fun with... whatever it is washed up wannabes like you do to fill your time. And as a quick pro tip, do at least come at me with better material next time! Maybe then you'll get somewhere instead of... how did you put it, again...? Oh! Right. Talking in circles for the umpteenth time. 💋

🗝 I never mentioned the little guy, kid. Maybe you should take some self reflection instead of biting at an empty hook.

Hem, hem...

Are you referencing my known fertility complications when you say this, instead? If so, then I feel that you are more deserving of that 'self reflection' you claim that I need. But hey, that might just be me! 💅

🗝 it was a simple courtesy, as I would say with any other common holiday. I deeply apologize if I have caused you any distress with this comment, as it was far from my intentions.

My self reflection is currently being found in the bottom of a bottle of gin, hence why I reached out to you at all.

Girl, this is the clumsiest gaslighting, backtracking, and pity grab I've seen in my entire [tra-nsl-a-tion e-]

FUCKING life. So maybe try getting one instead of engaging in this elaborate emotional self harm, mmmkay? 🫶

🗝 ........why the hell do you keep responding then??? Like, seriously

Because YOU came to harass ME on MY blog on TUMBLR DOT COM? Duh? It's just common sense that I get to have the last word to finish the foolishness you started. 💅

🗝 I came here to tell you about the brunch....coulda just deleted it. Just one lil button press, BLOOP!.

also what was that weird green text?

You don't tell me what to do, scum. 🙄

Also, nunya. In a to-tally different vein, how do you like my new braceletttt? Beautiful, isn't it?

🗝 scum? Who are you. My parents??

Oooo shiny-

Nope, not falling for that. Have you killed any spiders recently?

No, that'd make me a septic tank I fear. 🫶

Alsoooo... no, but thanks for reminding me of her! Independent-practice fur like THAT truly belongs on a rug! 💋

🗝 technically it'd make you liquid Euclidean, but i digress.

Okay so you had nothing to do with her disappearing, good to know.

It's givingggg... amateur journalist. It's giving... poorly vieled paparazzi. For the love of basic decorum, get a grip. 🙄

🗝 again, block button is right there babes

Me when I'm desperate for attention. Hop off, babes, you know you aren't getting the privilege of invisibility from me. 🫶

🗝

So you all the time then?

Says the irrelevant cur that reached out in the first place. You're fumbling and it shows... and yet, nobody cares. How about that. 💋

🗝 that implies I need outward validation from others like you do. the only reason I reached out to you, aside from booze, is that my boss put me on vacation and /literally/ have nothing better to do

So, instead of watching a flick, picking up a drunk hobby, going on a shopping binge, hitting up some cutie pie on Bumpr, you chose to reach out to me... why, exactly? So many choices, and at the end of the day, you chose ME because you indeed do...

Either that, or I genuinely take up so much space in your brain that you had to use booze an an excuse to try to shoot me down again! 💋

No amount of insisting that you have NoThInG bEtTeR tO dO will change the fact that there are, indeed, countless alternatives to this situation. However, out of desire of your own, YOU came to ME. Full stop.

#bill pines #stephen #stevaroonie #au blog #🧢🏡#🗝

🗝 ......

welll-

🧢 jfc stephen, I look away for five seconds. don't worry, he'll be out of your over priced boots now Cay.

🗝rude

@oregoff-oregon

🗝 sup spandex, the old chat has been a ghost town since you left. Don't worry tho, I'm organizing a brunch :3 -Stephen.

Okay, so...

First of allll... spandex? Really? Babes, not a lick of SPANDEX is on MY complexion. Those gloves and boots? Well, that is top tier silk with dabblings of cashmere and bone for the struct-ureee... with the occasional display of authentic leather, of course. Get it right next time. Seriously.

Second off, naturally. That is FAR from news for me. As I've stated before multiple times, I was that place's lifeblood since I got there. But hey! Good to see that you CAN develop some resemblance of awareness in that diminutive mind of yours.

And THIRD OFF, why would I, a high level threat who's made countless enemies in that very chat, be gullible to show up for brunch after radio silence. No 'happy birthday', no 'you up', nothing throughout the past... however long it's been since I've left.

Which is all to say... if you truly think I'm THAT stupid, then you haven't changed one bit. Mwah. 💋

🗝

First off, wow. Love that you still have piss poor reading comprehension and latch onto whatever words you want with your grubby little teeth.

Second, it wasn't an invitation babes, just an announcement. I know you wouldn't be caught dead having fun, especially doing something that doesn't involve gaslighting yourself and others or traumatizing children.

Third off, and I'm sooooooo sorry to disappoint you. Pine sapling is not dead, he has several jobs and a broken phone right now, so he's not gonna answer your bullshit atm.

Oh! And happy late fathers day ^^ -Stephen

Oh, so this is just another clumsy attempt to 'humble' me? It's givinggggg... fan behavior. It's givinggggg... desperation. It's givinggggg... nothing, actually! As per usual, you're just serving it up lukewarm and limp at best! But hey, what's new?

I'll just say one thing and leave it at that: it's bold to assume that Pines, or Bo, or anyone else in your little group takes up space in my brain at all. I know you've lost more than I have here, after all. And really, that's all there is to say.

Have fun with... whatever it is washed up wannabes like you do to fill your time. And as a quick pro tip, do at least come at me with better material next time! Maybe then you'll get somewhere instead of... how did you put it, again...? Oh! Right. Talking in circles for the umpteenth time. 💋

🗝 I never mentioned the little guy, kid. Maybe you should take some self reflection instead of biting at an empty hook.

Hem, hem...

Are you referencing my known fertility complications when you say this, instead? If so, then I feel that you are more deserving of that 'self reflection' you claim that I need. But hey, that might just be me! 💅

🗝 it was a simple courtesy, as I would say with any other common holiday. I deeply apologize if I have caused you any distress with this comment, as it was far from my intentions.

My self reflection is currently being found in the bottom of a bottle of gin, hence why I reached out to you at all.

Girl, this is the clumsiest gaslighting, backtracking, and pity grab I've seen in my entire [tra-nsl-a-tion e-]

FUCKING life. So maybe try getting one instead of engaging in this elaborate emotional self harm, mmmkay? 🫶

🗝 ........why the hell do you keep responding then??? Like, seriously

Because YOU came to harass ME on MY blog on TUMBLR DOT COM? Duh? It's just common sense that I get to have the last word to finish the foolishness you started. 💅

🗝 I came here to tell you about the brunch....coulda just deleted it. Just one lil button press, BLOOP!.

also what was that weird green text?

You don't tell me what to do, scum. 🙄

Also, nunya. In a to-tally different vein, how do you like my new braceletttt? Beautiful, isn't it?

🗝 scum? Who are you. My parents??

Oooo shiny-

Nope, not falling for that. Have you killed any spiders recently?

No, that'd make me a septic tank I fear. 🫶

Alsoooo... no, but thanks for reminding me of her! Independent-practice fur like THAT truly belongs on a rug! 💋

🗝 technically it'd make you liquid Euclidean, but i digress.

Okay so you had nothing to do with her disappearing, good to know.

It's givingggg... amateur journalist. It's giving... poorly vieled paparazzi. For the love of basic decorum, get a grip. 🙄

🗝 again, block button is right there babes

Me when I'm desperate for attention. Hop off, babes, you know you aren't getting the privilege of invisibility from me. 🫶

🗝

So you all the time then?

Says the irrelevant cur that reached out in the first place. You're fumbling and it shows... and yet, nobody cares. How about that. 💋

🗝 that implies I need outward validation from others like you do. the only reason I reached out to you, aside from booze, is that my boss put me on vacation and /literally/ have nothing better to do

#stephen #stevaroonie #🗝

@oregoff-oregon

🗝 sup spandex, the old chat has been a ghost town since you left. Don't worry tho, I'm organizing a brunch :3 -Stephen.

Okay, so...

First of allll... spandex? Really? Babes, not a lick of SPANDEX is on MY complexion. Those gloves and boots? Well, that is top tier silk with dabblings of cashmere and bone for the struct-ureee... with the occasional display of authentic leather, of course. Get it right next time. Seriously.

Second off, naturally. That is FAR from news for me. As I've stated before multiple times, I was that place's lifeblood since I got there. But hey! Good to see that you CAN develop some resemblance of awareness in that diminutive mind of yours.

And THIRD OFF, why would I, a high level threat who's made countless enemies in that very chat, be gullible to show up for brunch after radio silence. No 'happy birthday', no 'you up', nothing throughout the past... however long it's been since I've left.

Which is all to say... if you truly think I'm THAT stupid, then you haven't changed one bit. Mwah. 💋

🗝

First off, wow. Love that you still have piss poor reading comprehension and latch onto whatever words you want with your grubby little teeth.

Second, it wasn't an invitation babes, just an announcement. I know you wouldn't be caught dead having fun, especially doing something that doesn't involve gaslighting yourself and others or traumatizing children.

Third off, and I'm sooooooo sorry to disappoint you. Pine sapling is not dead, he has several jobs and a broken phone right now, so he's not gonna answer your bullshit atm.

Oh! And happy late fathers day ^^ -Stephen

Oh, so this is just another clumsy attempt to 'humble' me? It's givinggggg... fan behavior. It's givinggggg... desperation. It's givinggggg... nothing, actually! As per usual, you're just serving it up lukewarm and limp at best! But hey, what's new?

I'll just say one thing and leave it at that: it's bold to assume that Pines, or Bo, or anyone else in your little group takes up space in my brain at all. I know you've lost more than I have here, after all. And really, that's all there is to say.

Have fun with... whatever it is washed up wannabes like you do to fill your time. And as a quick pro tip, do at least come at me with better material next time! Maybe then you'll get somewhere instead of... how did you put it, again...? Oh! Right. Talking in circles for the umpteenth time. 💋

🗝 I never mentioned the little guy, kid. Maybe you should take some self reflection instead of biting at an empty hook.

Hem, hem...

Are you referencing my known fertility complications when you say this, instead? If so, then I feel that you are more deserving of that 'self reflection' you claim that I need. But hey, that might just be me! 💅

🗝 it was a simple courtesy, as I would say with any other common holiday. I deeply apologize if I have caused you any distress with this comment, as it was far from my intentions.

My self reflection is currently being found in the bottom of a bottle of gin, hence why I reached out to you at all.

Girl, this is the clumsiest gaslighting, backtracking, and pity grab I've seen in my entire [tra-nsl-a-tion e-]

FUCKING life. So maybe try getting one instead of engaging in this elaborate emotional self harm, mmmkay? 🫶

🗝 ........why the hell do you keep responding then??? Like, seriously

Because YOU came to harass ME on MY blog on TUMBLR DOT COM? Duh? It's just common sense that I get to have the last word to finish the foolishness you started. 💅

🗝 I came here to tell you about the brunch....coulda just deleted it. Just one lil button press, BLOOP!.

also what was that weird green text?

You don't tell me what to do, scum. 🙄

Also, nunya. In a to-tally different vein, how do you like my new braceletttt? Beautiful, isn't it?

🗝 scum? Who are you. My parents??

Oooo shiny-

Nope, not falling for that. Have you killed any spiders recently?

No, that'd make me a septic tank I fear. 🫶

Alsoooo... no, but thanks for reminding me of her! Independent-practice fur like THAT truly belongs on a rug! 💋

🗝 technically it'd make you liquid Euclidean, but i digress.

Okay so you had nothing to do with her disappearing, good to know.

It's givingggg... amateur journalist. It's giving... poorly vieled paparazzi. For the love of basic decorum, get a grip. 🙄

🗝 again, block button is right there babes

Me when I'm desperate for attention. Hop off, babes, you know you aren't getting the privilege of invisibility from me. 🫶

#stephen #stevaroonie #🗝#hungover

🗝

So you all the time then?

@oregoff-oregon

🗝 sup spandex, the old chat has been a ghost town since you left. Don't worry tho, I'm organizing a brunch :3 -Stephen.

Okay, so...

First of allll... spandex? Really? Babes, not a lick of SPANDEX is on MY complexion. Those gloves and boots? Well, that is top tier silk with dabblings of cashmere and bone for the struct-ureee... with the occasional display of authentic leather, of course. Get it right next time. Seriously.

Second off, naturally. That is FAR from news for me. As I've stated before multiple times, I was that place's lifeblood since I got there. But hey! Good to see that you CAN develop some resemblance of awareness in that diminutive mind of yours.

And THIRD OFF, why would I, a high level threat who's made countless enemies in that very chat, be gullible to show up for brunch after radio silence. No 'happy birthday', no 'you up', nothing throughout the past... however long it's been since I've left.

Which is all to say... if you truly think I'm THAT stupid, then you haven't changed one bit. Mwah. 💋

🗝

First off, wow. Love that you still have piss poor reading comprehension and latch onto whatever words you want with your grubby little teeth.

Second, it wasn't an invitation babes, just an announcement. I know you wouldn't be caught dead having fun, especially doing something that doesn't involve gaslighting yourself and others or traumatizing children.

Third off, and I'm sooooooo sorry to disappoint you. Pine sapling is not dead, he has several jobs and a broken phone right now, so he's not gonna answer your bullshit atm.

Oh! And happy late fathers day ^^ -Stephen

Oh, so this is just another clumsy attempt to 'humble' me? It's givinggggg... fan behavior. It's givinggggg... desperation. It's givinggggg... nothing, actually! As per usual, you're just serving it up lukewarm and limp at best! But hey, what's new?

I'll just say one thing and leave it at that: it's bold to assume that Pines, or Bo, or anyone else in your little group takes up space in my brain at all. I know you've lost more than I have here, after all. And really, that's all there is to say.

Have fun with... whatever it is washed up wannabes like you do to fill your time. And as a quick pro tip, do at least come at me with better material next time! Maybe then you'll get somewhere instead of... how did you put it, again...? Oh! Right. Talking in circles for the umpteenth time. 💋

🗝 I never mentioned the little guy, kid. Maybe you should take some self reflection instead of biting at an empty hook.

Hem, hem...

Are you referencing my known fertility complications when you say this, instead? If so, then I feel that you are more deserving of that 'self reflection' you claim that I need. But hey, that might just be me! 💅

🗝 it was a simple courtesy, as I would say with any other common holiday. I deeply apologize if I have caused you any distress with this comment, as it was far from my intentions.

My self reflection is currently being found in the bottom of a bottle of gin, hence why I reached out to you at all.

Girl, this is the clumsiest gaslighting, backtracking, and pity grab I've seen in my entire [tra-nsl-a-tion e-]

FUCKING life. So maybe try getting one instead of engaging in this elaborate emotional self harm, mmmkay? 🫶

🗝 ........why the hell do you keep responding then??? Like, seriously

Because YOU came to harass ME on MY blog on TUMBLR DOT COM? Duh? It's just common sense that I get to have the last word to finish the foolishness you started. 💅

🗝 I came here to tell you about the brunch....coulda just deleted it. Just one lil button press, BLOOP!.

also what was that weird green text?

You don't tell me what to do, scum. 🙄

Also, nunya. In a to-tally different vein, how do you like my new braceletttt? Beautiful, isn't it?

🗝 scum? Who are you. My parents??

Oooo shiny-

Nope, not falling for that. Have you killed any spiders recently?

No, that'd make me a septic tank I fear. 🫶

Alsoooo... no, but thanks for reminding me of her! Independent-practice fur like THAT truly belongs on a rug! 💋

🗝 technically it'd make you liquid Euclidean, but i digress.

Okay so you had nothing to do with her disappearing, good to know.

It's givingggg... amateur journalist. It's giving... poorly vieled paparazzi. For the love of basic decorum, get a grip. 🙄

🗝 again, block button is right there babes

#stephen #stevaroonie #🗝

@oregoff-oregon

🗝 sup spandex, the old chat has been a ghost town since you left. Don't worry tho, I'm organizing a brunch :3 -Stephen.

Okay, so...

First of allll... spandex? Really? Babes, not a lick of SPANDEX is on MY complexion. Those gloves and boots? Well, that is top tier silk with dabblings of cashmere and bone for the struct-ureee... with the occasional display of authentic leather, of course. Get it right next time. Seriously.

Second off, naturally. That is FAR from news for me. As I've stated before multiple times, I was that place's lifeblood since I got there. But hey! Good to see that you CAN develop some resemblance of awareness in that diminutive mind of yours.

And THIRD OFF, why would I, a high level threat who's made countless enemies in that very chat, be gullible to show up for brunch after radio silence. No 'happy birthday', no 'you up', nothing throughout the past... however long it's been since I've left.

Which is all to say... if you truly think I'm THAT stupid, then you haven't changed one bit. Mwah. 💋

🗝

First off, wow. Love that you still have piss poor reading comprehension and latch onto whatever words you want with your grubby little teeth.

Second, it wasn't an invitation babes, just an announcement. I know you wouldn't be caught dead having fun, especially doing something that doesn't involve gaslighting yourself and others or traumatizing children.

Third off, and I'm sooooooo sorry to disappoint you. Pine sapling is not dead, he has several jobs and a broken phone right now, so he's not gonna answer your bullshit atm.

Oh! And happy late fathers day ^^ -Stephen

Oh, so this is just another clumsy attempt to 'humble' me? It's givinggggg... fan behavior. It's givinggggg... desperation. It's givinggggg... nothing, actually! As per usual, you're just serving it up lukewarm and limp at best! But hey, what's new?

I'll just say one thing and leave it at that: it's bold to assume that Pines, or Bo, or anyone else in your little group takes up space in my brain at all. I know you've lost more than I have here, after all. And really, that's all there is to say.

Have fun with... whatever it is washed up wannabes like you do to fill your time. And as a quick pro tip, do at least come at me with better material next time! Maybe then you'll get somewhere instead of... how did you put it, again...? Oh! Right. Talking in circles for the umpteenth time. 💋

🗝 I never mentioned the little guy, kid. Maybe you should take some self reflection instead of biting at an empty hook.

Hem, hem...

Are you referencing my known fertility complications when you say this, instead? If so, then I feel that you are more deserving of that 'self reflection' you claim that I need. But hey, that might just be me! 💅

🗝 it was a simple courtesy, as I would say with any other common holiday. I deeply apologize if I have caused you any distress with this comment, as it was far from my intentions.

My self reflection is currently being found in the bottom of a bottle of gin, hence why I reached out to you at all.

Girl, this is the clumsiest gaslighting, backtracking, and pity grab I've seen in my entire [tra-nsl-a-tion e-]

FUCKING life. So maybe try getting one instead of engaging in this elaborate emotional self harm, mmmkay? 🫶

🗝 ........why the hell do you keep responding then??? Like, seriously

Because YOU came to harass ME on MY blog on TUMBLR DOT COM? Duh? It's just common sense that I get to have the last word to finish the foolishness you started. 💅

🗝 I came here to tell you about the brunch....coulda just deleted it. Just one lil button press, BLOOP!.

also what was that weird green text?

You don't tell me what to do, scum. 🙄

Also, nunya. In a to-tally different vein, how do you like my new braceletttt? Beautiful, isn't it?

🗝 scum? Who are you. My parents??

Oooo shiny-

Nope, not falling for that. Have you killed any spiders recently?