i would eat you if you asked me to, beans and all

she/her - French and English - fanfic and poetry writer - in my dungeon crawler carl era - HALLOWISE AUGHHHHH - W H U M P

[oreniaa]

About me!

If i’m not replying on discord and it’s urgent, chances are you can find me here.

Find me on ao3!

I have works in

Dungeon Crawler Carl (3) - i am so unbelievably proud to participate in the AMAZING DCC community on ao3! they’re a talented bunch and it’s simply delicious ^v^

Dexter (2) - writing, multichaptered fic updating semi-regularly

Stranger Things (1) - on hiatus and i probably won’t finish it whoops

Top Gun (1) ✅

Star Trek (1) ✅

Hannibal (1) ✅

Sherlock (1) - on hiatus

Pkciv (1) - will update this eventually for someone 🤭

Primal Hunter (1) ✅

Exit West (1) - A lil exploration of Saeed and Nadia’s epilogue meeting

Occasionally I will reblog French stuff, so don’t be too surprised.

[pineappical]

funny idea i just got for an Eridian character. meet Hardtack

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like a sick victorian child

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[bonanza-tact]

happy birthday pookie!

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(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

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[big-blog-of-cheese-day]

[ccorinthian]

Sometimes you gotta get down to brass tacks

[cynical-cyclila]

I would like to know everything i possible Can about your OCs (pleasepleaaepleaseplease)

HIIIII OMG YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I AM TO GUSH ABOUT THEM

Ok so we have our two main guys: Leon(the angel) and Kian!

So the drawings I have of them currently posted on this blog are from an AU I recently made (The Angel x Priest AU lmao), where basically priests and angels work together!

In this universe, demons are a legitimate threat to the mortal realm, so humans and angels collaborate to eliminate them. To show that alliance, priests enter in contracts with angels to serve them. How? By giving the angel their prayers during a fight, which strengthens the angel. Angels can have multiple priests in their contract, but priests can only serve one angel at a time.

However, because humans naturally have weaker bodies than angels, they can’t constantly pray at the risk of bleeding internally.

Now, something that automatically weakens demons (to an extent) is silver! So priests wear some of it to protect them. However, they can’t cover themselves with silver because, yk, humility, but also because wearing too much silver would block the power transfer of their prayer to their angel. So there’s a dynamic of the priest providing extra power while also being a vulnerability to the angel.

Typically, priests wear silver rosaries and carry a flask with holy water inside as a last line of self-defense.

About the angels:

In this world, not every angel was born one; some become one because they died a heroic/selfless death, which is the case for Leon. He was actually a soldier during WW2 and sacrificed himself, resulting in him becoming an angel.

Another way a dead soul can become an angel is if they died as a child or were stillborn. However, instead of immediately fighting demons, they’re either trained to do so or choose to become a guardian angel.

Angels, due to their basically immortal nature, automatically view themselves as superior to humans. However, since a priest becomes their work partner but also a weakness, it humanizes them in a way ; making the angels want to protect their priest(s).

There is a hierarchical system for the Angels, but it’s not really important honestly. Obviously, Archangels are at the top, and then Angels, then guardian Angels. Priests are somewhat involved in Angel society, so they’d be above a guardian angel but still below an Angel (which is Leon’s rank).

OK SO THE OCs THEMSELVES:

Kian had an older sister who went missing after a tragic demon attack. That’s the day he wanted to become a priest.

His first contract with an angel ended horribly, which opened a case and the angel was promptly demoted and imprisoned. Kian stayed away from doing contracts for a long time after that. Eventually, he meets Leon. Stumbling into him during a demon attack in his town, Kian agrees to enter a contract with the angel. After all, he seems rather quiet and keeps to himself, so he doesn’t necessarily have to constantly be with him. Seems pretty low maintenance! But then eventually Leon starts unveiling more of his true self towards Kian. And then Kian finds himself rather…charmed by him? Uh oh.

Leon, as you know, was a soldier and died and then became a soldier with wings. He sees himself as a rather disposable foot soldier, especially due to his unresolved trauma from his days in the war. He’s definitely the type to self-sacrifice himself, and he tends to hold those closest to his heart at an arm’s length. He freaks OUT when he realizes how much Kian actually means to him. After all, that’s just some human priest who has…such a tender heart — and his smile…Plus, with having been an angel for a while, he kind of forgets how to interact with a human.

Matter of fact, it wasn’t the first time Leon met the priest…he remembers meeting a bedridden Kian, wrapped in bandages after suspicions rose around the angel he was serving at the time…

Leon has a young student named Jax, who really looks up to him. After all, he’s with THE Angel who kicked that one demon’s ass like, ages ago…kinda forgot when…no yea but Jax is a big fan!

Conclusion of Kian rejecting Leon’s hug(?)⤵️

The two become quite the popular duo and end up as borderline celebrities. They find a young newly-formed angel named Jordyn and adopt and raise her as their own.

Did I purposefully design her to look like Kian and Leon? Yes. Yes I did.

With two kids in the house, the two totally-not-parents end up inevitably growing closer…and closer…and closer…

And then Naomi, a freshly minted exorcist Angel lands at their doorstep. They ask (or rather beg) Kian to be their mentor, since he knows aaaall about defeating demons — and plus he’s rather famous among the angel youth so bonus coolness points in their books lmao.

So currently, as the story stands, we have a cute found family of five, with no threat whatsoever looming over the horizon…no sir…

JUST KIDDING. LOL!!

Kian will eventually have to face an old enemy, but with his new family by his side, he actually feels like he has a chance at defeating him.

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Family outing time!

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I just made some buuuullshiiiiiit

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I’m not late shhh

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Fanart of @bonanza-tact’s Witch Hat Atelier AU!

Also sneaked in my heterochromia Iruka headcanon….teehee….

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Fanart of @bonanza-tact’s Witch Hat Atelier AU!

Also sneaked in my heterochromia Iruka headcanon….teehee….

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Fanart of @bonanza-tact’s Witch Hat Atelier AU!

Also sneaked in my heterochromia Iruka headcanon….teehee….

[wingsseni]

irina and ilyusha 🤍

[ahhhdownwego]

Congratulations! You made the right choice

[miraculouspaon]

GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

[flange5]

in case anyone in wondering, this is Paul Hollywood's idea of a s'more

[theequeerstrian]

You know what, their absolute inability to grasp Mexican foods makes more sense every day

[ennairea]

[starlightshadowsworld]

Nodding my head in support of the Americans despite having no clue what a s’more is.

[mankillercalledbunny]

Okay, American immigrant to the UK here to explain all the mistakes from Paul Hollywood happening here: there is one fundamentally American ingredient required to make a s'more correctly but which is basically not available anywhere at all in the UK, and that is graham crackers. A plain digestive biscuit close-ish, but still a very different beast.

From Wikipedia: A graham cracker is a sweet flavored cracker made with graham flour.

The next ingredient (which is also extremely traditionally American but slightly more variable) is typically Hershey's chocolate, but you could probably swap this out in the UK with any plain chocolate bar.

Last ingredient is big marshmallows, the kind you do the chubby bunny challenge with, like the size of your thumb and twice as thick.

A proper s'more, the most traditional possible variety, involves to graham cracker squares, two slab segments of Hershey's chocolate, and one to two marshmallows depending on your preference for filling and gooeyness. You put a slab of chocolate on one of the graham cracker squares. Your marshmallows should be toasted, usually over a campfire but if you're doing them at home over a gas stove burner is fine, but the fire part is critical. You can toast them to whatever degree you like, some people like them nice and golden brown but still kind of firm in the middle, me personally? I want that bitch to CATCH ON FIRE, I want it gooey and sticky as hell in the middle, crispy and burnt on the outside. Slap that motherfucker on your graham cracker and chocolate square, top with the other one so your marshmallow and chocolate are sandwiched together by graham cracker on the outside. You do this with your freshly toasted marshmallow because ideally it will be hot enough to start to melt the chocolate so it sticks to the marshmallow and the graham cracker and, combined with the gooey marshmallow, it keeps the whole thing together, and for that reason some people will let them sit for a hot second to let the melting process happen (especially if like me you have chocolate on BOTH graham cracker squares, not just one, because you're a sugar fiend), but if you are a young child you do not have that degree of patience and you eat that shit immediately, unmelted chocolate and all. Consume your summer camp delight like a tiny club sandwich, get gooey sticky marshmallow and chocolate all over your hands, and enjoy.

Important note: this is a kids treat. It is a traditional summer camping trip dessert. It should be something any ten year old with adult supervision and access to the ingredients can make (and make a mess of). They're called s'mores because kids always "want s'more". If you are using a blowtorch, chocolate biscuits, and merengue, you are so far beyond the bounds of s'more-hood that you have thoroughly lost the plot. If you offered Paul Hollywood's concoction to an American child and called it a s'more, they'd tell you flat out that not only is it not a s'more, it looks dumb and you didn't do it right because it's not gooey.

[roach-works]

the point is the mess. the point is getting to make a food, at age seven, whose two basic food groups are 'sugar' and 'fire'. the other point is that this food item is so crumbly, chaotic, sticky, on fire, and prone to being dropped (outside, in the dark, while you are surrounded by other children who are also sticky and on fire) that your supervisors cannot accurately monitor how many smores you personally have consumed. the point is also that you may get away with a smore that is five blocks of chocolate and two marshmallows if you move fast and let nothing stop you.

if you haven't accidentally yet unrepentantly eaten a chunk of twigs or dirt or a bug that got enmeshed in the creative process around smore number 3st, you are too old to have any legitimate input into what makes a smore.

[kedreeva]

There's 2 other points that I think are important.

The first is that you don't pull the marshmallow off the roasting stick and somehow put it on the chocolate. Your staging area will look something like this, with the graham crackers and chocolate already set out (though not usually on the fire like this, for us it was always someone's lap or a picnic table or something)

And when your marshmallow has reached appropriate roasting perfection, you use the graham crackers to slide it off the stick.

and ideally, as a CHILD you are using a literal stick. Like you walked around and spent time looking for The Perfect Stick off the ground while the adults set up the fire. It has to be thin enough the marshmallow will fit, sturdy enough that it won't bow, long enough that you won't burn yourself roasting your marshmallow. And preferably doesn't have a lot of bark that's sloughing off, OR so much bar sloughing off you can peel it all back and get to the clean stick under it. If you're smart, you might stick the tip into the fire first to "wash" it/burn off anything that was still lingering, but. well, most kids don't.

When you bite in, the marshmallow and chocolate SHOULD ooze out all over you. If you don't kinda look like this eating it, you've probably done it wrong:

[figmentera]

The description of the marshmallows as being either brown on the outside but still firm on the inside or fully melted but burned on the outside is missing the true art: fully molten in the middle, without the black burns. Not to say OP is wrong for preferring the burn! But there is a technique for perfection and it goes like this:

You find a spot, not above all the logs where everyone sticks their marshmallows by default, but at the heart of the fire. Ideally between a couple logs already glowing gold. Something like here:

Below the leaping flame. Near the logs. There's probably only one or two spots good enough for this on any given fire, but that's okay because everyone else is up above. They will get their marshmallows faster. They will be either firm or burned or both. That's not your goal.

Rotate the marshmallow slowly. Ideally come in at an angle so the part closest to the flame is the side, not the tip. The spot closest to the fire is the spot that turns a crispy golden brown, and you want that everywhere, on the tip and around the circle.

You keep going, slowly turning, for several minutes. Several people will rotate in and out of the higher sections, getting their fast delight. Eventually, your marshmallow will start sagging badly, risking falling. Maybe it does fall and got start over. But eventually it will be golden brown all over, and so liquid it no longer clings to the stick. It is ready, finally.

You say "who hasn't gotten one yet?" And deposit it onto their waiting graham crackers and chocolate. You've made an excellent marshmallow. It isn't for you. Get another while you're over by the bags and go back to the heart of the fire.

That's your evening. One, slow, perfect marshmallow at a time, given to whomever still wants s'more. You're making art for children to stuff into their mouths cheerfully. You're watching the movement of the fire and the heat of the logs, like you would if you were maintaining it — maybe you would be, maybe you were the one who built it — but right now that's not the goal. Let someone else put more logs on, while you take only the one stick and find the best spot for it to live.

You will, eventually, finish a marshmallow and find that nobody moves to accept it. Maybe they're all eating right now, or maybe they've gone through so many they're hesitating. Eat your masterpiece then. Enjoy it, the hardest and most perfect result from a fun and beautiful moment. Go back in for another, until you've run out of marshmallows and the fire is too low or until even you are done with s'mores, until you have made enough.

"We don't want a gooey mess" pfft even the artistry studied at the feet of my father is inherently a gooey mess. That's the whole point!

[jssangel]

Every word of every addition to this post is both 100% true and Pulitzer Prize winning writing.