the islander

4EVA WHATEVA

[earpwave]

#iconic

[orenyonok]

onew in the army: musicals

key in the army: band

minho in the army: freaking marines

[libraford]

Reminder to self:

Your writing seems boring and predictable because 

You wrote it

You’ve read it like eight million times.

A person who has never read it before does not have this problem. 

[maddersahatter]

Great encouragement for writers

Pass it on

[thescribesloft]

This is valid.

[mothcub]

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

[medgitovasource]

Alina Zagitova and Evgenia Medvedeva as Madoka and Homura

[shanexrayn]

Me, thinking about high school:

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this sign left no survivors

[maybound]

me during reasonable hours of the day: i never want to do anything in my life Ever

me at 3 am: I Have To Learn How To Play The Piano Immediately

[the-modern-typewriter]

“Shh, it’s alright,” the villain said. “You’re doing beautifully and I’m so proud of you. But that’s enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me - you could never have won. It’s not your fault.”

[spacey--ace]

The ancient and powerful villain may have had a calm and gentle face as he spoke, but he was furious, not at the hero, but the gods for continually sending kids and teenagers to fight their battles.

[mmhmmhim]

[sarahconnorjr]

[babyface]

[bapouro]

when you die you go to the big LAN party in the sky

[rafikecoyote]

[georgiansuggestion]

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

[luckyartisanllama]

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

[lezcatnoir]

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

[alsuper2]

Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself

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[gluten-free-pussy]

[hungwy]

*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

[friskafriskito]

in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece  

[hungwy]

In my house its called laundry! Thank you!

[herspanic]

[pleasetrysomethingelse]

[cheese24k]

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

[arewefadingout-deactivated20170]

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

[mandopony]

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

[miiriya]