WHAT IS TUMBLR

BABY DON'T HURT ME

[orezpraw]

You wouldn't flush a $20 bill down the toilet would you? Of course not, that would be crazy! But that's what you're doing every time you flush 4 $5 bills down the toilet. Let me explain,

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[champagnemanagement]

[orezpraw]

"macklemore gazed into skrillex’s deep green eyes as he brushed back a stray lock of hair from the side of his shaved head" “you can visit my thrift shop any time that you want”

[orezpraw]

From the sky came the sound of steel

creaking, twisting, rending, shattering

as if the structures that held up the clouds

were collapsing under their weight

"Well, like Macklemore says..."

[orezpraw]

Them: I think the ones with the red eyes are trying to kill me.

Me: It's not just them, it's everyone. Everyone in the world is trying to kill you.

[orezpraw]

This is just so cute I can't stop watching it.

[orezpraw]

Down by the bay (down by the bay)

Where the watermelons grow (where the watermelons grow)

Back to my home (back to my home)

I dare not go (I dare not go)

For if I do, my mother will say:

w̶̛ͅͅe̡͏̮̥͎͓̖͚͇͖l͞͏̢̙͎c̨̢̯̩͇̤͍̠o̲͉̖͖m̡̲̲͕̝̥̜ͅè͎̠̭ ̖̠̝̗͞c̴̦̦̱͇͔̘̯̝͈h͈̖̰͖̻̱̱̳͡i͈͎̣͞l͕̬͕͡d͎̤̰̹̺̤͍̯̯͜ ̠̮̗̪͎̩̣͎͘o̸̵̧̬̟̺͕̙̪̬f͈̞͖ ̷̴̜̫̦̱͙g̟̗̻͘o̸͖̟̞̥͚̣͘d̸̩̠̯̼͙̟̰͓̺ ̛̜̘̪̀e̷̛̺͕̞̭͓̘̞̼̣m̴͙̺̮͖b̭͍͓̕͟r̜͓͉͟à͓̺̰͎̱̠̣̣̠c̡̲͇̱̰e͙̝̗̫ ͚̠̹͖̝͖͠t̥̣͇͜h̡̞̹̠̻̭͉̗e̜̼̻͟͞ ͓g̶̢̺̯͉̮͉̟̹l̷̴͍̖̀o̢̩͔͚̱͉̲r͈̬͇̤̝͟y͈͕̫͡ ̧̪̬̞̭̖͇̦̫͢t̯̺̹̪͈h͏̜̮̳̦̲̞̥̘a̖͈͜t̙̱͇̪̲̞̲̀͟ ͏̟̫͓͉̻͇ͅí̘̼̺́s̬͙̩̠̙̗͘͞ ̡̳͎y̙̟̞̞̺̲̼͎ͅờ̶̮̱̠̤u͈̝̮͖̺̗͙r͕̺͍̰͎̮̹ ̣̺͠b̢̬̤̬͉̺̫́i̵̢͚̠͇̪̟̱̖̲ͅr̶̡̳̘̣̟t̜̤̩̹̤̬h̩̣̞̯̲ŗ̷̙̰͚̙̜́i̭͙͚͝g̵̲͇̗̜͇͔̝h̙̼̦̹̟̲̮͠ͅt̛͓͘͞

[sexhaver]

nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not

[archatlas]

Tom and Jerry Medley Scott Bradley 

Performed recently by the John Wilson Orchestra as part of the 2013 BBC Proms at London’s Royal Albert Hall

I enjoyed this maybe more than I should!

[orezpraw]

[orezpraw]

I glimpsed the soul of the internet, and it roared iiei iiei iiei iiei iiei ..... Repeating repeating into the infinite.

[thirdrockfromthesunluvr]

It is time for a wikipedia rebranding for the iOS7 era. Drawing from a vast array of influences, from Microsoft to Apple, this logo embraces flatness and simplicity. monochromatic. striking. edgy. curvy. blue. typography. timeless. classic. new. revolutionary. of the people.

WKPDA

[orezpraw]

What kind of fan mail do you get? Plz ignore previous public question that was probably similar to this.

Usually just standard axial-flow fan mail. However, we do get the occasional Dyson.