hi i'm anna.

[loveliesttime]

new year’s eve more like happy anniversary troy and gabriella

[cowboycooties]

[arandomthot]

I think about this more often than I should

[silvasaliva]

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

[youtubethumbnails]

[pissvortex]

you can turn it off but only once

[gaylawyersmoved-deactivated2020]

“i’m so good at Smash” i say as i press random buttons while facing the wrong way and scream out loud when i fall off

[catchymemes]

[gamechangershow]

Relatable. 

Office Job vs Retail Job by @noobtheloser

Check out Confessions of a Retail Worker

[impryceless]

Oh

[lesbianlegbreaker]

#I told my mom once about the ‘lean / clean’ thing and she straight-up didn’t believe me #BUT SURELY THEY LET YOU SIT DOWN WHEN THERE ARE NO CUSTOMERS #she said to me confidently #oh mom 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA “sit down when there are no customers,” that’s a good one!

[oknope]

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

[slightmood]

listen

if you’re NOT a sentient can of soup rolling to my house after my mother declined to buy it for me then I’m not interested

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[cutegorl]

Can I donate my menstrual cycle to a misogynistic white middle aged male

[showerthoughtspost]

If colleges didn’t get paid until their graduates got paid, colleges would work a lot harder to get their graduates high paying jobs.

[starfoxrry]

one direction reunion concert where they kick me in the face, sing what makes you beautiful and leave

[infinitelovelykisses]

Are you okay

[starfoxrry]

i miss one direction man

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[imactuallynot]

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

[pleasantgoose]

the app store has really stepped up its game

[pleasantgoose]

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes