Shapes Shift In The Night

30 she/her

[organmarket]

Bitching and moaning on it

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[cavalier-consciousness]

+ kyle maclachlan 1990s photoshoot by john midgley

[thestarpilot]

[organmarket]

Today was insane. The plans I made? Insane. The rigid way I executed my insane plans? Insaner. But my schedule has been maintained, both personally and professionally. I think I would die very young if I did this all the time, but once in a while is probably okay. I just need to exhale, pat myself on the back, and move on to calmer things now.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[orcboxer]

I met some microbiologists and honestly they seemed regular size to me

[mutant-distraction]

[organmarket]

I’m less than a year out of my 20s but I already have that “no amount of money could compel me to go back” feeling, almost as strongly as high school. Like it really does feel like a switch flipped, probably because I wanted it to, and I’m so gladddd. So much calmer.

[labcorp]

[suspiriously]

this time i’m really gonna do it

[important-cat-pics]

[64mpg]

bloated as fuck in a crop top as god intended

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[angelswouldnthelpyou]

[organmarket]

The we in “I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy” is an extra level of self-absolution. Not before *i* knew Elon was crazy, because that might imply that I’m uninformed. Surely no one knew Elon was crazy before i knew. Surely I can be absolved. Surely it’s okay. No one knew. This could not have been prevented. It will happen again.

[organmarket]

I don’t think kids should ever be “tried as an adult.” I don’t care if he’s 3 days from his 18th birthday and he killed 8 people with a gun. Why do we have the “minor” designation if you can overlook it for harsher punishment, but not for any positive reason.