She want that... cake cake cake

From the internet we are born and to the internet we shall return.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Jesse Williams is done with these excuses

[four-toed-creed]

[i-have-been-thunderstruck]

So sweet

[macarons-and-corpses]

I don’t know if you’ve actually seen this episode, but Pam invites the entire office to her art show that she’s been gearing up for for a really long time. Nobody shows up except for Oscar and his partner (and they critique her work, calling her “lacking in courage” among other things, not realizing she is standing right behind them) and then Michael. And Michael is the only one who tells her she is great just for putting herself out there, and the only one who places value on what she’s done, and he points out all the little details she got right and notices absolutely every bit of hard work she put into it. And then treats Pam like the artist she is by not just paying her for her art, but displaying it where literally everyone can see it.

It’s one of my favorite episodes.

[loldodgers-deactivated20180416]

What if Mike was short for Micycle

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

[andrewhozier]

What is your weirdest fear?

[sandandglass]

Mandy Patinkin on The Late Show, December 18, 2015

[unabridged-tomes-deactivated202]

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare for…the compassion and empathy that was never shown to you, but might one day save humanity as we know it.

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Mandy not taking anymore of anyone’s shit again, ever.  <3

[deadlycatcus1-deactivated201701]

I don’t know who Mandy is but I already respect him so much

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

This is Mandy, my friend:

[minim-calibre]

Patinkin on quitting Criminal Minds: [Explaining why he abruptly quit the series before its third season began, blindsiding its creator Jeff Davis, Patinkin says,] “I thought it was something very different. I never thought they were going to kill and rape all these women every night, every day, week after week, year after year. It was very destructive to my soul and my personality…After that, I didn’t think I would get to work in television again.“”

One day Mandy Patinkin decided to stand up and be my hero, and he hasn’t stopped since.

[oricakecakecake]

Me: why do I feel so sad right now

My brain: you're a human being with emotions and a lot of stuff going on in your life, on top of that you have a known history with depression which means sometimes you have moods that don't necessarily reflect your situation, and you've just got to be patient through the times when your contentment lies fallow

Me: no that doesn't sound right

My brain: oh shit then maybe we should buy like ten dollars worth of candy

Me: that seems right, that feels right, I'm glad we had this talk

[hotlocalwizards]

fox studios: hey could you teach your robot what fear is & then have it watch a movie about a rogue AI that rebels against & terrorizes its creators? then we need you to force it to make us movie trailers the boys over at ibm: yeah what could go wrong lol

[kaworin]

[surfdog2000]

what th

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

[tierradelatrasero]

This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation

[oricakecakecake]

players: hey we understand that pvp is popular but not everyone enjoys/is capable of playing it so would you please stop turning singleplayer story-driven games into solely pvp-driven shitfests thanks

game companies: ✓ Seen 5:06pm

[total-queer-move-blog]

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

[bunnyfood]

[gentlemanbones]

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

[awwww-cute]

Lazy record store employee

[ofstarsandsmoke]

nonsense give him a raise

[freifraufischer]

[badscienceshenanigans-deactivat]

DRAG THEM NEIL

[brilliantlyhorrid]

I’m not about to kinkshame a whole aquarium but

[hither2]

[erikaschnellert]

Stranger Things is an amazing show. I can’t recommend it enough.

This comic isn’t very spoilery but it won’t make a lot of sense until you’ve watched the show. The entire first season is on Netflix. Go check it out!

[saathi1013]

okay but like THERE IS AN ACTUAL CONNECTION:

“When Millie auditioned, she had long brown hair down past her shoulders. But Eleven was written as having hair “buzzed almost to the scalp.” Millie and her parents were understandably hesitant to chop it all off. Would it look ugly? Would it cost her other roles? Fortunately, Mad Max: Fury Road was about to come out, so we pulled out a magazine photograph of Charlize Theron as Furiosa and showed it to Millie. “Charlize looks totally badass, right?” Millie agreed; Charlize looked badass. And that was it: She agreed to buzz it all off.

“When the day of the haircut finally arrived, Millie’s mom brought out a camcorder, while her dad ran away with tears in his eyes, unable to watch. It was a pretty dramatic scene. But also very quick. Within 10 minutes we had shaved it all off and slapped a fake “11” tattoo on Millie’s wrist. Millie looked at herself in the mirror, gave her best Furiosa scream — and Eleven was born.”

(source: ew.com)

I just.  LITTLE GIRLS BEING INSPIRED BY FURIOSA WHILE GROWN MEN CRY.

[hockeysaurus]

IM SCREAMING THIS IS SO IMPORTANT (also: go watch stranger things it is so good!!!)

[uncleclustersthirdbrain]

@kristaferanka

[kristaferanka]

my favourites.

[lilyvns]

u guys i literally want a female remake of every movie ever, every single film that men hold dear, every single fucking motion picture that men nut over, i want it to be remade and be female lead. die hard starring angelina jolie, fight club starring kristen stewart and saiorse ronan, pulp fiction starring jodie foster and viola davis, the godfather with meryl streep, dirty harry starring cate blanchett, american psycho starring margot robbie, training day with laverne cox and alicia vikander, james bond with gillian anderson, i want them all!!!!!!

[giandujakiss-deactivated2021081]

The Clinton administration starring Hillary