like my life needs saving

asher. he/him. mid 20s. nsfw

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IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS BITCH TO GO BALD

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the fourth of july is about light manual labor, corn dogs, twisted teas, and episodes of genre television. this is what the founding fathers intended they told me themselves. god bless america

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#baseballbutts tonight. yay for me!

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calling him “cowboy” to subtly signal I want my hand coated in his cum after I jack him off

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boss. slugger. champ. killer. buddy. chum. these are flirting words

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it’s a beautiful day in June 2024

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missing the weewoos so bad don’t call don’t text

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okay trying to walk with them on this alternate timeline plot but if Peter’s nonexistence precludes the events that led to Alt-Broyle’s death and Frank and Fauxlivia breaking up then how come to the two sides know about and hate each other?? what’s the source of the conflict then?

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texting men is an exercise in suspending disbelief

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I love wearing Catholic jewelry and collecting prayer cards it’s like I’m appropriating my own culture

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you can access your emotions by sitting on the floor

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like I don’t wanna go back but I do miss it

[iamafatvagina101]

OK I WILL BECOME PERFECT STARTING NOW

[crunchymayo]

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit