Paul McCartney

The original, you might say. Though I am a ghost now.

[originalpaulmccartney]

Anyone miss me?

[originalpaulmccartney]

I̳͔t̰̘͚̀ ̥k̯̫̲͇̲̻͠e̛̘̥͇̰e̼̣͙͍p̯̺̤̼̲̪͚s̗͈͙͖͈ ̲re̛̗̪je͕̱͇̱̣̠̖͡c̹̩t̷͔̺͙͍͈ͅi̠̲̺̗̜̖̫n̦͓̦̳͚͚͍͠g̢͍ ͖͖͔m̛̝͖̟̺͖̺e͔ͅ ̦͇̖͚͍͡b̙͔̼̺͎̕ṳ̮̤̜͚͝t̢͖̻͙ ͍̺͇̼̤͠Ị͍͝ ̰͓͉̞̘̙ͅs̭̺̠͡h͈a̖̻͚͜n̶͈̫̪̗̻̜̬'͇t̩ ͏g̻i̖͚̣̰v͟é͙ͅ ͎̗̝̪u͏̟̮͖p̀

[cartoonbeatleskilledme]

Serena, where've you gone?

I can’t stay in the castle anymore, I’ve gone somewhere safer. If you follow the ocean, you can find me.

[originalpaulmccartney]

Í ͟can̶'t͢ ̢le̵ave t͡he̶ ̸c͝a̴s̴t͞le̛, ́ì͢t͏ ̛w͢o̶͜n҉'̛t̛͏ l̢͓̺͉͝e̢҉̮̙̲̀t̯̯̗͔̗͞ ̧͙͖̙͞m̕͏̣̘e͏͚͇̼̰͈̭̥́͘

[cartoonbeatleskilledme]

I can’t come back. He’d keep me hostage, and I wouldn’t be able to see you then… I can’t help you

[originalpaulmccartney]

:< 

This world is cruel.

[cartoonbeatleskilledme]

Serena, where've you gone?

I can’t stay in the castle anymore, I’ve gone somewhere safer. If you follow the ocean, you can find me.

[originalpaulmccartney]

Í ͟can̶'t͢ ̢le̵ave t͡he̶ ̸c͝a̴s̴t͞le̛, ́ì͢t͏ ̛w͢o̶͜n҉'̛t̛͏ l̢͓̺͉͝e̢҉̮̙̲̀t̯̯̗͔̗͞ ̧͙͖̙͞m̕͏̣̘e͏͚͇̼̰͈̭̥́͘

[originalpaulmccartney]

I think I may have found a new residence.

[sirringo]

Oh? Where?

[originalpaulmccartney]

The real question is why there’s so much blood.

[beebleborps]

Paul doesn’t appreciate doubles

[originalpaulmccartney]

Would you appreciate someone else taking your identity? >:<c

[originalpaulmccartney]

I think I may have found a new residence.

[originalpaulmccartney]

Hm.

[eater-john]

I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO TAKE MY GEORGE FROM ME

That Won’t Stop Us

[originalpaulmccartney]

HE IS MINE

[beebleborps]

Hello, dear George.

Uh, hello there, Paul,,

[originalpaulmccartney]

Is that how you greet an old friend? Well, it’s an improvement.

[originalpaulmccartney]

Hello there, darlings

[originalpaulmccartney]

If you're a ghost i am a god ( =v=)>"

There are a lot more powerful than me. Compared to me, my Serena is a god as well. I hope you use your powers for good.

[marthathemagica-deactivated2020]

you have NO idea who youre talkin to

[originalpaulmccartney]

No, not really. I’d appreciate it if you told me.

[originalpaulmccartney]

If you're a ghost i am a god ( =v=)>"

There are a lot more powerful than me. Compared to me, my Serena is a god as well. I hope you use your powers for good.

[originalpaulmccartney]

D̈͒͏̛̹̥̙͙ͅo̴̧̗̖̼͙͓̺̥̝̔͌̀̐̐̽̕n̥͚̻̞̱͇ͨͩ͝'̉̌̑ͯͬ́͠ͅt̵̸͓͉̙̏͆ ̐̂̾̔҉͕̻̼͕̹͉̀g̤͎̘͖̼͋e̡̖̓ͭ͗͗̂̚t̡̨͙̣̖̦̼̖̳ͧͧ̀̍ ̨̨̬͍͋̐́̓c̡͍̯̹͕̤̭͎͛̽ͭ͛̂ͩ̎ȍ̪͉̲̥̜̐̒̋̚͝m̛̼̮͙͙̰͉͛ͯ͑̓̃f̷̨̟̗͖̼͕ͬ̉̈̃͑ͦǫ̯̩̦̂ͧͦͅr̍ͫ҉̶̶̗͍͔͔͚ţ̯̖̠͚̤̱͋̋ͮ͊ͪ̌͑a̷͓͎̳ͮ͢b̞̠̼̭͇̱̹͆ͧ̎̏̑͒l̘ͫ̔ͫ̈́̕͢ͅe͇̲̳̪̜̭̩͒͛͟ ̨̟̦̯͎̰̰̟̬ͤ́͞ͅw̯͕̤ͯ͌͐ͭ̌̇̀i̧̬͈̭̻̗̺̖̒́͜t͓̳̄͐h̘̲͚̅̐ͤ͐ͬ̏͞ ̪̤̋͊̇̏̎ͭ̔̄̚̕h͂̑҉̡̹̗̪͔͡e͗̓͒̾̚҉͏͈̕ͅr̞̝̩̦̥̬̮̟̆ͧ̽̂̉̄̂̊ͧ̕͡.̷̯͓͇̉ͪ͂͋̕

Jealous? We’ll see who she prefers, though I think I already know.

[originalpaulmccartney]

Hey didn't you possess me (several times apparently) and almost ruin everything and further shatter the Universe

…Yes, but I wasn’t causing the shattering of the universe, it was Serena, though it’s not her fault. It’s the fault of whoever cursed that book. So no. Sorry about possessing you all those times, but I needed a body, and I wanted to be able to talk to George again. It didn’t work.

[cartoonbeatleskilledme]

You rang, darling? You want to go on a date?

OH!! Paul!! yes, i, i would love to :::)

[originalpaulmccartney]

Excellent. How about a stroll through the nearby graveyard? The inexplicable flowers growing there are beautiful, and that way we both don’t have to be in the castle, but we’re still nearby enough.

[cartoonbeatleskilledme]

that sounds lovely Paul. :::) the birds like to hang around there as well, and we could have a picnic, just, without the food. i can play you a song i’ve been writing if you’d like

[originalpaulmccartney]

Perfect! Let’s go now. I’d love to hear your music! I can play along with you once I’ve got the hang of the tune.

[cartoonbeatleskilledme]

You rang, darling? You want to go on a date?

OH!! Paul!! yes, i, i would love to :::)

[eldritchpaulmccartney-blog]

G̓̑͆͐̾̎ͯͤ̿̀͡҉̡͍͙̹̥͔ͅe̴͐ͦ̓̓̇͘҉̯̼̟͔̖͖͎̝ͅt̶̴̡̘̞̳͚̝̗̰̱̟̖̊ͭ͛̑̾̂̽̀͆̅̋͋ͥ͌ͬ͋ͅ ̡̢͖̫̭̩̳̻̘͎̗̫͉̖ͨ͒̍ͬ̆̂̋ͤ̕y̽̎ͬ͗̅ͥ͌ͥ͗͒ͦ̄ͨ̏͌͐̚҉̸̱͔͉̤̟̮̪͕͠ͅo̲͚͎̊͂͗̽̒̊̑ͭ͑͐͋ͧ̇́̕͘͜ͅu͐́͆ͮ̂̈͂̇̔̚̚͏̕҉҉͏̩̗͇̤̘͉̙̯͈̬r̨̧̡̛̹̠̪̱̗̖̠͙͖͐ͬ̃͑ͬ̍ͩ̃͐ͩ ̴̢̠̘̯̱͓͇̩͔̜̣̦͚̭̦̗̲̳̺ͤ͛ͯ̐͗͟o̴̷̴̡̜̥̗͉͔ͣ͂̑̅̈͐̏͆̏̿̈́ͥͩͦ͐̄̚w̧̨̢͔̣̝̜̦̭̿͒ͮ̔̀̈́ͥͫ͋ņ̲̣͚̖̙̼̥̘̱̗̝̲̱̈́͋̆̆͐ͮ͆͌ͩ̔̀̀͜,͋̓̐ͥ҉̛͉̠̦̘̖̜͇̗̪̼̗͔̱̖͕͚̺ ̶̨͉̫̹͍͚̲̲̳̹͓̮͇̪̳̼̤̘͌́̅ͦ̇͆̐̽ͯ̾̐͢P̘̯̼̙ͦ͗̿ͩͨ͌̀ͣͬͭ̽̇̚͠ͅå̷̯̥̙̯̹ͬ̋̎̃̊̽̎̑̎ͦ̓͑ͮͭ̄͒͑̚͡ư̂̐̀̋͑ͧ͊̄ͮͦͥͬ͑ͤͦ̽ͩ͂҉̧̭̰̩͇͔͉̺͓̣̦̻͕̞͇͟͞ͅͅl̉̍́ͬ̿͂̽̿̀̈̎́̐͏̞͖̘͍̞͓̭̰̩͎̣̰̕͡͞.̸̨̨̛̣͓͈̤͕̹̰̩̱̯̙̝̳̟̺̫̉͋̆̐̿̔̌̇̏ͨ͑̿ ̷ͣ̒̋ͤ̋̇ͤͨ̈́̾̾̽̊̚͞҉͇̮̯͓̪͓̹͍͚̼͝ͅͅS̞̪̜̦̮̥̫̦̲̹̦̩̪̲̣͔̳̙̃́̍̉̓ͬ͋̍̔̈́́́̚͢h͍̩͎͙̯̱̻͕̮̳̗̮̰̹̘͎̺̄̓͐ͦ̐͌͌̃͗̈́ͫͫ͘͜ͅē̌̈̓̑̽͑͛ͭͫͩ̈́̎͒͘͜͟͏̖̰͎͇̥'̸̤͖̫͇͙͈͎̔̎ͥ̀̑̔̾ͣ̇̔̒̃͑̋͗̚s̴̶̨̱̯̦͍͙̝̯̩͍͓̲͈̝͓ͣ̽̉͆̐̾̔̋̋̊̓ͤ̆̎̔ͭ̓̕͞ ̽ͨ͊ͮ̃̈́ͬ͛̕͝͏̮̖̰̼͈̥m̶̡̨̭̣͕̹̦̜̱͚̤͍͕͉͖̻̟̭̲̙̈̒ͭͪ̒ͫ̇͂ͨ̈͡͞i̸̷̸̵͍̟̠̫̹̭̥̬̝̞̠̮̱̅̈̂̆͆͌̒ͪ̚̕ͅņ͓͇͎̤͚̤̩̩̤̥̮̦̘͕̤̲̤̒̅̀ͯ͛͗ͨ͋̽̿͐ͥ͑ͧ̓ͬ̎͘͟͠ͅe̶͈̮͕̗̠͉̳̜ͫ̓ͪ̓̽ͯͩ̑̿ͯ̈́͌͌̑̔́.̸̨̛̣̥͚͇̲͉͙͔̼͖͈̮̹͔̜̘̂͛̒̐ͦ̽͛ͧͬ͌̐ͫ́͜

[originalpaulmccartney]

Mad that she’s chosen me? Over someone who keeps her hostage?