wtf.

orion james. twenty-seven. artist. currently the set designer and head carpenter with a touring theater company.

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marleyxlizarose:

I don’t think a single show has ever worn me out so much. I have got to start getting more sleep, otherwise I might actually work myself to death.

Naps. Naps. And more naps. 

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broadwaysmythe:

I eat salad so that I can afford the calories in my tequila and the soda that I inevitably consume after the tequila. I just wish it wasn’t so boring.

Or you could just work it off. 

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starchildwaiting:

Okay I got to ask. What exactly does ‘noice’ mean? Is it just nice with an accent? We’ve got those killer jeans that could pull off ridiculously hot in pajamas, but I’d rather not go that route. It’s not too lame. Nothing wrong with partying. Only gets lame if it trumps paying your bills… though I retract my statement. Using the phrase old age is lame. 

Totally just nice with an accent, but I think it makes it more nice. Like, it’s nice, but also nice. I think we should just raid our closets - er - suitcases. I’m sure we’ve got something decent in there. The phrase old age is totally lame and I’m sorry I said it. 

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broadwaysmythe:

I don’t do anything half assed. You in?

Good to know. Hell yeah, let’s go. 

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starchildwaiting:

Why?! That just adds to the fun - make it just a little bit more spooky than it actually is. My goal is typically to either intrigue people or scare them and we could accomplish both. Yeeeees! You have no idea how much I’d love that. Though I don’t know how kickass I’d look sans hair and makeup, but we’ll see. You typically go out like this?

Oh? We’re goin’ that route? Noice. I like it, man, I like it. Pfft, it’s fine, we’ll still look good without the hair and make-up all done up. Oh, totally. Partyin’ is my life. Wow, that was lame. But, yeah, I like going out and I actually used to go out a lot when I was younger. I’ve sorta mellowed out in my old age, though. 

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claringtonxincharge:

To some extent. It’s also to piss off the dickheads who can’t take a joke. If you want to throw punches over saran wrap on a toilet seat then you need a lesson learned and to, I don’t know, actually pay attention to your surroundings. Does that mean you get in on the fun?

Some people just have anger issues and the smallest things will set them off, doesn’t mean the rest of us should suffer and not do anything fun. Oh, totally. Not so much in recent years, but when I was younger I used to prank everyone. 

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broadwaysmythe:

Tequila body shots and I’m 100% there.

Ooh, zero to a hundred real quick. I like it. 

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broadwaysmythe:

You don’t have to ask twice. I need some tequila.

Fuck yeah!! Tequila!! Let’s do this!

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starchildwaiting:

I can always hit the town. What’s the phrase? “Painting the town red”. Find the spookiest Halloween celebrations they’ve got going on.

On Halloween, I’d be a little cautious about saying we’re gonna paint the town red, but yes. Let’s do this!! I’m sure some clubs have parties and shit goin’ on, we could even try to sneak some costumes out of under wardrobe's noses.  

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claringtonxincharge:

Just be prepared to have me laughing at your reaction. Most people don’t anticipate tricks around Halloween and for the life of me I can’t understand why.

Well, duh. I mean, isn’t getting to laugh at people the point of pranking them? I totally get what you mean, like, guys. It’s halloween - the time for tricks. The saying goes “trick or treat.”

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Alright, it’s Friday!! Who’s coming out with me tonight after the show? We need to tear up this town before we leave for the next city. 

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I find myself more excited about Halloween now that I can participate in the tricks than I ever was as a child. Heads up; if you find a spider in your ice it was most definitely not me.

Originally posted by xoxo-darling

Something about pissing people off just really makes my day.

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If I find a spider in my ice, I’m totally blaming you.