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[buffy-annes]

Missy Peregrym as Hayley Graham in STICK IT (2006)

[babyhe]

Will never be normal about Shen Qingqiu kissing Binghe's demon mark and. Binghe doesn't even know. HE DOESNT KNOWWWW

He just wakes up alone and thinks Shen Qingqiu left him in some random coffin. How can I be normal about this

[babyhe]

Tags by @sunderwight

No cause I actually thought about writing a little fic where Binghe, for whatever reason, goes through Shen Qingqiu's memories (via dreamscape probably) and sees all the little moments where he was Shen Qingqius priority/when sqq showed his love where Binghe could not see,,

Like very much self indulgent (honestly like all fics should be) but I think it could be so bittersweet

[lady-potato-ninja]

My second illustration for my typesetting of I wish you were my husband 🤗 It's legit my favorite scene in the entire fic and I can't help but swoon each time I reread it.. 🙈

The typeset is all done now and I got everything ready to start printing my signatures! I'll keep you guys posted! (How exciting 🤭)

[captainhaterade]

Found this on instagram and now I’m gonna be singing it all day:

(@thepacificpals on insta)

[mrwolfe1920]

I love that they were very clearly spoofing the Young Frankenstein version of this song.

[iamaine]

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

[robotslenderman]

I read somewhere that one thing that really pisses off companies about Millennials is that we won't make big purchases on our phones, we always feel compelled to get out a laptop or hop on a desktop for it

[warningsine]

[woman-respecter]

average gay guy problems: i have been hooking up with my hockey rival, but now i am developing feelings for him and nobody can know! >_< also nobody serves ginger ale

average lesbian problems: my wife died when an alien virus turned all of humanity into a hivemind and then said hivemind sent a woman who looks like a female version of my romantasy hero to charm me into complacency, which i resisted at first but then i got lonely and now i think i am falling for her >_< also john cena said the hivemind is eating people

[cassandralexxx]

I searched up the line “you cannot give me anything, because all the you have is stolen” from Pluribus and somewhat ironically the google ai perceived that as a prompt insulting it.

I didn’t mean it in that way but, yknow what? I agree. The LLM is built off of people’s work who didn’t consent; it can give me nothing of its own, just a generation of plausible words.

[birdplushie]

it's funny to me that in the original idea for pluribus vince gilligan intended for it to have a male protagonist but then he was like i really wanna work with rhea seehorn again so he made it about a lesbian instead. more writers should be doing this if you're considering writing a man stop what you're doing and make him a woman immediately

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.

[hi-im-just-a-fan-here]

I had to put it in tiktok format for it to want to upload at all....

Anyway this is my first animation this long please please be kind <333

[darthwillies]

say what you like about him but i have a lot of respect for luo binghe’s courtship methods. like he tried the “look what you’re missing out on” approach okay, he gave it a fair go. “look how cool and hot and powerful i am” is a straight up classic and he had it nailed down, he had his evil sword and dramatic poses to strike, he was locked tf in. but then when that failed to work he pivoted like a champion, going from his sexy badass persona to full-on sad kitten out in the rain, and i don’t think he gets enough credit for that. he is a grownass demonic emperor with subjects and presumably a lot of enemies looking for weakness, and yet he has fully committed to the untried and extremely specific “warbling baby bird” approach to wooing shen qingqiu. he is wailing and clinging to the best of his exceptional ability, all dignity abandoned, to get his man. that’s dedication.

[courtesycalling]

[ozempicofficial]

[lycanshelby]

Starting a collection

[ann-mauriii]

My take on Yiling Laozu. I mixed his looks from donghua and cql. The pattern on his robe are from Stygian Tiger Seal

[eggsolotl]

Did that broken mask trend with our dearly beloved binghe!

Bingmei is such a chronic yearner, and considering how bad it is... just imagining Bingge, who holds such unhealed anguish, yearning so deeply after getting his glimpse of sy as sqq

AOUGHHH it festered some brainworms within me that I had to get out

[kelenia]

Watchout, it’s the Shen brothers!