the clone zone

im fane & this is my non-fun personal blog

[orionsrising]

the other day i was like “I really want a south up globe” and i googled it and could only find two and their both expensive. 

why aren’t there more south up globes?

[toytowns]

click here to find out your government assigned character crush

[toytowns]

TOP TAGS:

[mushbabe]

FUCK

[deathgripspussy]

MOM YOURE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS

[bardstardish]

oh cool

[world-abyss-pit]

i mean I just googled IRL Alicia Fox and I can get behind that.

[causticcorvid-deactivated202011]

I beg ur fucking pardon

[solarsorcery]

[toyhospitals]

????????????????????????????????????????????????????? EXCUSE ME

[giffing-su]

Garnet + kittens

Bonus:

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

[doritosandavocados]

PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.

[archived-twigwise]

honestly as homestucks, we did Rose Lalonde dirty by never reading her as the Gamer Girl she was. playing a game on launch day despite overwhelming evidence that it’s a Bad Idea? writing a game walkthrough and publishing it to the multiverse? pushing the limits of the game in almost every way?

if rose were 13 in the year of our lord  2018, you cannot look me in the eyes and tell me she would not be a game youtuber.

[seelcudoom]

ya but from how she fucked the game she clearly doesent just do letsplays or walkthroughs she would mainly be known for the “fuck the game up” style videos like monster factory or the half an a press

[charlesoberonn]

Sburb - Null Session Speedrun

24 hours (with scratch)

Green Sun+Jack Noir Glitch

100% Kernel Sprites

All Players God Tiers

She’s the game breaking queen.

[charlesoberonn]

Also tell me this doesn’t sound like the opening of a Monster Factory video

[zephindles]

sometimes being on tumblr feels like that john mulaney delta airlines sketch

[orionsrising]

its really dry during winter of course, and it's been common for my hands to crack in the past, but this year it's been the inside of my nose??? which just, like, i ... what. i don't remember what it's like for my nose to feel normal :(

[crunchie-morris]

New personality test

What vine do you think of first when you hear the word “avacado?”

[englishreformationsuggestions]

your english reformation name:

girl : ‘anne’ or ‘catherine’ + the last thing you bought with ‘shire’ at the end

boy : ‘henry’ or ‘thomas’ + the last thing you ate with ‘sbury’ at the end

[orionsrising]

i need to go see ragnarok again just to chill out

[orionsrising]

also why the hell did they give kylo a shirtless scene i hated it

[orionsrising]

i miss force awakens kylo :(

[orionsrising]

sugar? nothin caffeine? mildly annoying a movie/show i like? BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS

[orionsrising]

i just discovered that ed helms voiced the once-ler and now everything about that whole fiasco is retroactively 100x more funny to me

[orionsrising]

sugar? nothin caffeine? mildly annoying a movie/show i like? BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS

[orionsrising]

i would put this under a read more but Im on mobile fuck my brother was going to come home with his girlfriend today, but he came home a day early bc his gf was sick, but then last night she texted him and he drove to Winston Salem to see her, and then i guess while i was asleep today they came home but she was really sick and went to the ER (when i got up thats where everyone except my younger brother was) and they thought it was appendicitis, which, alright but they came home like half an hour ago and she said it wasnt appendicitis and they thought maybe it was just a bad stomach bug and it's like!!!!!!! Then get out!!!! Of this house!!!!!! You weren't gonna be here in the first place bc you had something non contagious but now that you caught something contagious it's okay??????? No that's backwards please leave get out of this house why did you spend so much time in the er with my family that's not okay!!!!!!!! i hate this so mcuh i hate it i hate it so much i cant deal someone give me a hazmat suit i love my grandmas food but im not going to thanksgiving tomorrow if shes going it's not. so not cool. i dont mean to be rude, i really like her!!! shes great but im very very very emetophobic and i CANNOT understand how everyone else is all not worried about getting sick oh my god i cant leave my room for the next two weeks i need disinfectant everywhere someone please buy me a hazmat suit

[orionsrising]

Attempted to go to the Clinton rally tonight, but by the time we got there the line was so long and moving so slowly there was like a 0% chance we were actually gonna get in ah well, the crowd was pinging my anxiety anyway and i also got to meet some new people and like, do social stuff. cool